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instant car ma
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:41 am
by Accountable
Two guys were getting ready to fight. They faced of and started talking smack to one another. We all surrounded the fighters to watch. One had a spray can in his hand, the other only his fists. They circled and talked, circled and talked ...
I piped up in frustration, "Come on! Somebody hit somebody already!"
So he hit me in the back of the head with the spray can. :yh_beatup
instant car ma
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:39 am
by hoppy
I had an old uncle who kept a few horses. He hunted and shot from horseback, since he was a bit too lame to walk a lot. He invited me on a squirrel hunt. He said the squirrels were used to seeing horses and cows and didn't seem to notice riders on horseback and he always shot 'em right from the saddle.
We rode into the woods and it wasen't long before he shot one, then another. We came up on another and he let me shoot. The instant I fired I was flung into the air, hit a tree, then the ground. When I opened my eyes, unc was standing there peering down into my face. "Shore glad ya woke up. I weren't 'bout ta give ya no mouth ta mouth", unc said.
Uncle didn't tell me his horse would tolerate shooting from the saddle as long as it wasn't near his ears. Mine wouldn't no matter what.
instant car ma
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:51 am
by Nomad
He invited me on a squirrel hunt.
Squirrel hunting ?
Nooo thank you !
instant car ma
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:57 am
by hoppy
Nomad;848149 wrote: Squirrel hunting ?
Nooo thank you !
Lol. It's a popular sport in my neck of the woods. If you do it on foot, it's a good primer for deer hunting. Squirrel hunting teaches one to be patient and to stalk game. I'd much rather eat rabbit though.
instant car ma
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:22 am
by Accountable
Oh yeh, lessons learned ....... um ........ never egg on an angry guy while within arm's reach.

instant car ma
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:31 pm
by mikeinie
I don’t believe in instant Karma, but I do believe in Karma, What goes around does come around.
The difficult thing about believing in Karma is that it, like most beliefs, requires faith because you don’t always get to witness it happening, wanting to see happen isn’t Karma, it is revenge.
Karma is also balanced, I do not think that throwing stones at kids and yelling at them warrants being killed (I am assuming the person was killed as I cannot imagine anyone surviving that) as that young person was. I am a bit shocked at how pleased the person who posted that video to that sight was at that scene. (not you Jimbo, the original post on the Karma site).