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Gimme A Ring Sometime!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 10:29 pm
by jones jones
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
penis.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the
ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Gimme A Ring Sometime!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 10:32 pm
by Dewey2Me1MoThyme
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"Anything worth dewing is worth dewing well"
Gimme A Ring Sometime!
Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:12 am
by pinkchick
jones jones;860612 wrote: A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
penis.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the
ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
:eek::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Gimme A Ring Sometime!
Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:03 am
by Peg
:wah: I like his girlfriend!
Gimme A Ring Sometime!
Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:15 am
by qsducks
jones jones;860612 wrote: A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
penis.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the
ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
:yh_rotfl:eek: Possibly all of the above.
Gimme A Ring Sometime!
Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 10:38 am
by Hope6
jones jones;860612 wrote: A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
penis.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the
ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl i think for most men it would probably be the third choice!
