Here is something to laugh about.....
Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:10 am
..12 of the finest double-entendres that have been aired on British TV & Radio
> Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -
> 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
> .......................................................
>
> New ZealandRugbyCommentator -
> 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
> .........................................................
>
>
> Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 -
> 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxfordcrew.
> .........................................................
>
> US PGA Commentator -
> 'One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them
> ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??'
> .............................................................
>
>
> A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,
> 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised
> me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
> ..............................................................
>
> Steve Ryder covering the USMasters:
> 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'
> ..............................................................
>
> Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
> 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.
> ...............................................................
>
>
> Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UKeclipse coverage remarked:
> 'They seem cold out there,
> they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.
> ...................................................................
>
> Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
> 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
> Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -
> 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
> .......................................................
>
> New ZealandRugbyCommentator -
> 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
> .........................................................
>
>
> Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 -
> 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxfordcrew.
> .........................................................
>
> US PGA Commentator -
> 'One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them
> ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??'
> .............................................................
>
>
> A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,
> 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised
> me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
> ..............................................................
>
> Steve Ryder covering the USMasters:
> 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'
> ..............................................................
>
> Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
> 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.
> ...............................................................
>
>
> Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UKeclipse coverage remarked:
> 'They seem cold out there,
> they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.
> ...................................................................
>
> Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
> 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
wah::wah: