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Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the

same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be

admitted to Heaven.

The angel said 'Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven

today so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted.'

The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she

should go to Heaven.

Dolly took off her top and said, 'Look at these, they're the most

perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please

God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'

The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the

same question. The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever

and flushes it without saying a word.

The Angel immediately said, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go into

Heaven.'

Dolly was outraged and asked, 'What the hell was that all about? I

showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me

down. She simply flushed a toilet and she got admitted to Heaven!

Would you explain that to me !!?'

'Sorry, Dolly,' said the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, a royal flush

beats a pair— no matter how big they are

"Dolly" & I are really good friends!

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