It Won't Be Coco Pops!
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:58 am
A 7 year old & a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'
"Ok' the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
"Oh sh*t mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops.
WHACK!! His mum gives him a smack and he flies out his chair, tumbling across the kitchen floor. He got up & ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old & asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want
for breakfast young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f*cking Coco Pops."
"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'
"Ok' the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
"Oh sh*t mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops.
WHACK!! His mum gives him a smack and he flies out his chair, tumbling across the kitchen floor. He got up & ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old & asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want
for breakfast young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f*cking Coco Pops."