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Flight security, New Zealand style

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:08 am
by spot
This was mentioned in this week's Private Eye, I don't think it's been more widely noted yet:

A reader writes: "My brother-in-law went through security at Auckland domestic airport and witnessed a passenger having to fish out her nail scissors from her handbag and leave them behind. He went through security and then boarded his plane.

After being seated he could smell petrol. He knew you shouldn't be able to smell petrol on a plane, because planes don't use petrol. The smell got worse and eventually he got the attention of one of the flight attendants. They started to look around to see where it was coming from.

They found in the overhead compartment a chainsaw in a bag that was leaking petrol into the compartment. His plane was delayed as the owner was identified and the chainsaw removed and put with the main luggage. The owner of the chainsaw said security had stopped him but had let him through because it wasn't one of the things on their list to confiscate.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/column/story. ... d=10509462


Flight security, New Zealand style

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:28 am
by Nomad
Nothing to add here

Flight security, New Zealand style

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:33 am
by spot
Take that box of matches out of this thread, you madman!

Flight security, New Zealand style

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:37 am
by Nomad

Flight security, New Zealand style

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:09 pm
by K.Snyder
I think this would have been the most illogical display of incompetence I've ever witnessed...

Flight security, New Zealand style

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:13 pm
by RedGlitter
:wah: :wah: :wah: Dumbasses!!! :thinking:

Flight security, New Zealand style

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:54 pm
by Richard Bell
spot;914295 wrote:

They found in the overhead compartment a chainsaw in a bag that was leaking petrol into the compartment.


Ya wouldn't be "Poulan" me leg here ?

Flight security, New Zealand style

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:56 pm
by qsducks
They made my daughter take out her flip flops out of luggage to check for a bomb:wah: