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I just read this poem and I thought I'd pass on the advice to the ladies of the forum....

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,

Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,

Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me bits.



'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.

It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,

And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me bits.



'Cos **** can be such troublesome things

When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.

And although they go well with my Bingo wings,

I wish I'd looked after me bits.



When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,

When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,

When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,

Then I wish I'd looked after me bits.



When I was young I got whistles and hoots,

From the men on the site to the men in the suits,

Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me bits.



When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,

Cruising around with my favourite suitors.

Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,

I wish I'd looked after me bits.



When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,

When they're less in the air and more near the floor,

When people see less of them rather than more,

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me bits.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Abit late now for such good advise-1:-1

My bits are all where they are suppose to be cause I have been a good girl:yh_angel:yh_angel:yh_angel

Carolly;921623 wrote: Abit late now for such good advise-1:-1


Tart :sneaky::rolleyes:

kayleneaussie;921627 wrote: My bits are all where they are suppose to be cause I have been a good girl:yh_angel:yh_angel:yh_angelThat comment is more funny then what Chez put up:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;921632 wrote: Tart :sneaky::rolleyes:Least not a mad Oz one:rolleyes::p

Carolly;921636 wrote: That comment is more funny then what Chez put up:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:p:p:p

:wah: Good one, Chezzie! That poem was about the "bits'. but what about the "pieces"?;)

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This is soooooooooooooooo :wah::wah::wah: but also soooooooooooooo true!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Me bits are fine as long as I'm wearing an underwire bra:wah:

qsducks;922264 wrote: Me bits are fine as long as I'm wearing an underwire bra:wah:


The longer the bits the more clevage you get when wearing a good bra!:wah::wah:

Nah, just got me little 34B bits. And just fine in a Victoria's Secret cotton underwire bra.:wah:

qsducks;922277 wrote: Nah, just got me little 34B bits. And just fine in a Victoria's Secret cotton underwire bra.:wah:


That is some little bits :wah::wah: I'm cursed with DD's! :wah::wah:

Wow! I was just admiring mine, the little things:wah:, hey but they blew up when I preggars 4 times.:wah:

qsducks;922288 wrote: Wow! I was just admiring mine, the little things:wah:, hey but they blew up when I preggars 4 times.:wah:


I need an extra long mirror just to see mine! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell;922294 wrote: I need an extra long mirror just to see mine! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl

Mustang;922296 wrote: :yh_rotfl


Needless to say I won't be going topless on your bar...not unless you need the bar cleaned!!! :wah::wah::wah:

Just don't let her on the trampoline as she might get two black eyes:wah:

qsducks;922312 wrote: Just don't let her on the trampoline as she might get two black eyes:wah:


*Mustang runs back to the Pub to REMOVE the trampoline* :wah:

Mustang;922315 wrote: *Mustang runs back to the Pub to REMOVE the trampoline* :wah:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks;922312 wrote: Just don't let her on the trampoline as she might get two black eyes:wah:


Don't forget the whiplash! :wah:

Mustang;922315 wrote: *Mustang runs back to the Pub to REMOVE the trampoline* :wah:


Awe, but I can do front flips without even trying! :wah::wah:

shelbell;922335 wrote: Awe, but I can do front flips without even trying! :wah::wah:


Very talented especially when all the props are removed. :p

Mustang;922337 wrote: Very talented especially when all the props are removed. :p


Naw, without the trampoline I just fall on my face all the time. :wah:

PS...How'd we end up over on this thread?

Chez started it and she ain't here to see it:wah:

qsducks;922344 wrote: Chez started it and she ain't here to see it:wah:


Yeah, but didn't this "chat" start on the thread killer thread? :wah:

Who knows? Could have started anywhere, Chez is a tart:wah:

Me & my girls all have the same size bits. thank gawd, no biggies. Just told daughter "honey, when you get preggers, you boobs will get huge":wah:

:wah::wah: Gravity always does you in. Never breast fed any of them and me bits are still in fine shape, can't say that for the rest of me.:wah:

qsducks;922404 wrote: Who knows? Could have started anywhere, Chez is a tart:wah:


Didn't it start with Mustang on the thread killers? :wah::wah:

Probs, but I haven't read back, he is a flirt:wah:

qsducks;922409 wrote: Me & my girls all have the same size bits. thank gawd, no biggies. Just told daughter "honey, when you get preggers, you boobs will get huge":wah:


My girls all are different sizes...my 24 is an A, my 20 is a C, and my 16yr old is already a D and she's thin! That's all the boys look at when they see her! :yh_ooooo If I catch older kids or men staring at her, I always holler at them that she's only 16 and off limits and to put their eyes back in their heads...she's also gorgeous. She's got guys after her all the time. It's exhausting! :wah:

Time for breast reduction or you could lock her in your basement:wah:

qsducks;922421 wrote: Time for breast reduction or you could lock her in your basement:wah:


She even gets sick of it...but I will consider locking her in a closet! :wah:

JAB;922424 wrote: The younger they are, the bigger their bits. You don't have a daughter younger then 16 do ya? :-2


No, thank God! She's the last and of course the others are totally jealous. My 24yr old was happy when she hit a B when she was preggars. :wah:

qsducks;922417 wrote: Probs, but I haven't read back, he is a flirt:wah:


He sure is a flirt...but that's fun sometimes. ;)

I know and he is so funny:wah: A real dry wit.