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My husband last night said out of the blue "I think you need a boob job". I was like no way dude, I'm very happy with my 34B's thank you very much. He then went on to say that he couldn't afford to get my front tooth gap fixed but he could afford the boob job:wah: Jeez, is he insane?:wah:

Insane? Yes. I know my man would be cold and hungry and not getting any after I kicked him out the door for that. That would be after I suggested a little penile "nip and tuck." :sneaky:

Umm, not circumcised? lol.

qsducks;929312 wrote: My husband last night said out of the blue "I think you need a boob job". I was like no way dude, I'm very happy with my 34B's thank you very much. He then went on to say that he couldn't afford to get my front tooth gap fixed but he could afford the boob job:wah: Jeez, is he insane?:wah:


Men! :-5 what is it with them and boobs anyway?

Oh, he is getting his payback tonight:wah: sound asleep:yh_sleep Moron!:wah:

wow....you are a good woman....I'd have to ....well I'd ..... hmmm, not sure what I'd do in that situation....I just hope he IS kidding....right?

WonderWendy3;929371 wrote: wow....you are a good woman....I'd have to ....well I'd ..... hmmm, not sure what I'd do in that situation....I just hope he IS kidding....right?


Yeah, he was:-4 But, he's still a moron:wah:

qsducks;929375 wrote: Yeah, he was:-4 But, he's still a moron:wah:


well yeah....that goes without saying....my ex used to say stupid stuff like that but was serious...which of course explains WHY I call him "my ex"!!:wah::wah:

That would suck! Nah, he was playing:wah: He was also half shot in the a$$:wah: But a good guy all around and I do love him even if he is silly.

qsducks;929390 wrote: That would suck! Nah, he was playing:wah: He was also half shot in the a$$:wah: But a good guy all around and I do love him even if he is silly.


Awww, that is good....oh I could handle it if he was joking....that's a good thing....tell him you want expensive bras with your boob job too...and then some new shirts and some lotion to rub on your new breast to make them all pretty and sparkly....the money is just racking (no pun intended...but that is clever of me!) up as I go!:wah:

The next time you see him naked, tell him he should try one of those penis enlargers. :wah:

qsducks;929340 wrote: Oh, he is getting his payback tonight:wah: sound asleep:yh_sleep Moron!:wah:


:wah::wah::wah:

Peg;929409 wrote: The next time you see him naked, tell him he should try one of those penis enlargers. :wah:


:wah::wah::wah:

qsducks;929312 wrote: My husband last night said out of the blue "I think you need a boob job". I was like no way dude, I'm very happy with my 34B's thank you very much. He then went on to say that he couldn't afford to get my front tooth gap fixed but he could afford the boob job:wah: Jeez, is he insane?:wah:


I could give you some of mine! I've got more than I want...I'll probably be a humpback within a couple of year! :wah:

Peg;929409 wrote: The next time you see him naked, tell him he should try one of those penis enlargers. :wah:


"Making that certain part of a man's body larger"...and get a free weeks worth of them to try. I can imagine the look on any mans face that while he's naked a woman gives him a package of these! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

cheeky Mr Ducky!!! Most men love breasts eh!! Glad he was jokin with you:D

Now sign him up with a viagra or penis enlarger company online,,,lets see how adequate he feels then:wah::wah:

ugh! I'd never want big boobs.

:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



Nope not going there!!

Mustang;929789 wrote: :sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:



Nope not going there!!


chicken:D

Id ave to say..............Baby if yer dick was as big as yer mouth Id have a constant smile on me face.........so shall we book us both in now???;):rolleyes:

Idgie;929822 wrote:

CAROLLY!



WHAT!!!!!!;):wah::wah::wah::p

So much for Posh Carolly:wah:

Sounds like the Boob job went south!! :wah:

Idgie;930179 wrote: IDK....it just surprised me that something like that came out of our forum posh ladies mouth, is all. :wah: :yh_wink
A weak moment babe:(:o

qsducks;930181 wrote: So much for Posh Carolly:wah:Welllll I was till I met a bleedin Duck:mad::rolleyes::sneaky:

Carolly isn't behaving like the posh chick she claims to be:p

qsducks;930205 wrote: Carolly isn't behaving like the posh chick she claims to be:pAnd Ducky will be Xmas dinner if she aint careful:sneaky::-5

qsducks;930205 wrote: Carolly isn't behaving like the posh chick she claims to be:p


At last the truth comes out!! Love it give me some more dirt Ducky.

Mustang;930212 wrote: At last the truth comes out!! Love it give me some more dirt Ducky.


Carolly is just jealous of the Posh Ducky:p:wah:

Mustang;930212 wrote: At last the truth comes out!! Love it give me some more dirt Ducky. :DShe lies of course...........actually Im the poshest tart........I mean young lady on here Musty:rolleyes:

qsducks;930214 wrote: Carolly is just jealous of the Posh Ducky:p:wah:


God i love this place!! What a day in the garden.

qsducks;930214 wrote: Carolly is just jealous of the Posh Ducky:p:wah:Which will be a dead one in a minute:-5:-5:-5:sneaky:

Admit it Carolly, I'm posher than you:wah:

Mustang;930217 wrote: God i love this place!! What a day in the garden. :DYe what a day:rolleyes:;):wah:

qsducks;930220 wrote: Admit it Carolly, I'm posher than you:wah:YOU BLEEDIN POSH????:wah::wah::wah:

Carolly;930225 wrote: YOU BLEEDIN POSH????:wah::wah::wah:


You taught me so well.:wah:

Carolly;930216 wrote: She lies of course...........actually Im the poshest tart........I mean young lady on here Musty:rolleyes:


I will be checking this out ya know!!! :wah:

Mustang;930266 wrote: I will be checking this out ya know!!! :wah:


She lies too Mustang.............

qsducks;930272 wrote: She lies too Mustang.............


send me an em and tell me all about it Ducky! :sneaky: :p :wah:

Mustang;930521 wrote: send me an em and tell me all about it Ducky! :sneaky: :p :wah:Ye and me I wanna know also:D

Mustang;930521 wrote: send me an em and tell me all about it Ducky! :sneaky: :p :wah:


i was kidding:wah:

qsducks;930526 wrote: i was kidding:wah::wah:I know;)

qsducks;930526 wrote: i was kidding:wah:


uh huh, sure Ducky. :sneaky: :wah:

Mustang;930529 wrote: uh huh, sure Ducky. :sneaky: :wah:


And does Carolly know your the flirty boy?

qsducks;930533 wrote: And does Carolly know your the flirty boy?Who our Musty...................never:-3

Carolly;930537 wrote: Who our Musty...................never:-3


Yep...that's me! :wah:

So flirty boy, what are you doing in the boob thread?:wah::sneaky: