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Come and shoot mine anytime, piece of cr*p.

Happened to me too! That's what I get for buying a mower at a yard sale

This could easily have come from The Onion...

"Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," Dick Wagner of Wagner’s Garden Mart told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. :wah::wah::wah:

Should have had a new zero turn.

I sometimes feel like shooting my Lawn mower..........all 12stone of him:D

I can just imagine what's going on now over at the Lawn-Boy headquarters... :wah:

Boy been there wanted to do this many times, instead I just threw it over my mothers fence into a very deep canyon, it felt great.

Hate to say This. but it sounds like the neighborhood I live in. Safe to live in but sad for a sick mower:wah:

grecianurn;931523 wrote: Gone to the great garden shed in the sky, may he rest in pieces we have somewhat of a grave yard here. a couple were kept for parts. one:wah::wah: a racing mower. 2 years/ can't find it for the weeds:D but i know where hubby is, better then a bar:D:-4

I think it may be hard to find a jury to convict the poor 'sod'...:p

This old gentleman below has been laying low for many years and has survived. Oh.....the tales he could tell us.

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Chezzie;931429 wrote: I sometimes feel like shooting my Lawn mower..........all 12stone of him:D:wah:

Thank God nothing ricocheted and hit anyone...

If Id had a gun I would have shot my cell phone today.

So instead I just cursed it.

qsducks;931376 wrote: Come and shoot mine anytime, piece of cr*p.


I wish he'd shoot mine too...or better yet, the neighbors! They like to mow really early in the morning.:sneaky:

Why didn't he just use the stun gun on it??? I mean that would probably have larnt the varmint contraption a sufficient lesson.

[Imagine here a smiley that sighs sadly at human inhumanity to machine]

I mean where's the self control???? On this basis I could go down to my cellar and pull out an AK67 and blast my computer screen into kingdom come because the bloody smileys are on strike just for me and the powers that be have swallowed my av (or at least hidden it from my sight.. durnit.. I suppose the rest of you sorry lot can see it.).. grrrrrrrrrrrrr... just going down to the cellar...........

Yeah, it's a bigger one!!!!! Latest model.

[sneaky faced smiley]