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u caught the sooking bug off carol :D

jimbo;939128 wrote: just like the movie my family have gone off on holiday and left jimbo home alone ...well alone except for poopzilla the puppy





2 weeks of cooking for me and alfie







i will keep a diary so you guys can keep an eye on me







day one ... its raining and i took poopzilla for a walk down by the lake .... he ran up to a swan barking like mr poopy attitude the swan hissed flapped his massive wings alfie yelped and hid behind me .... mans best friend my arse


Fun things to do when your home alone?

Take a tooth brush and clean all the grout in your house..time yourself and see how fast you can go....like see if you can get a certain amount done in the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday...Result happy Suzy and clean house.



Practice your catwalking, pretend Alfie is Tyra Banks and shouting....Fierce Jimbo, give me fierce...To spice it up, borrow some of Suzys clothes and take pictures to show your FG friends.



Eat some Baked Beans and pickled onions, wait around an hour, fill up the bath adding lots of bubble bath. Create your "manly" bubbles and compete with Alfie on who can create the smelliest bubble.

I will be back with more, dont thank me, Im a mate, mates help one another:D

RIGHT MISTER............Just a word in yer ear ole.......got me eye on you....NO wild orgies.........:sneaky::rolleyes:

jimbo;939128 wrote: just like the movie my family have gone off on holiday and left jimbo home alone ...well alone except for poopzilla the puppy





2 weeks of cooking for me and alfie







i will keep a diary so you guys can keep an eye on me







day one ... its raining and i took poopzilla for a walk down by the lake .... he ran up to a swan barking like mr poopy attitude the swan hissed flapped his massive wings alfie yelped and hid behind me .... mans best friend my arse


There's a pooch like that in my house too!

He's such a wuss :wah:

jimbo;939151 wrote: the real one or the glass one :wah::wah::wah:Dont be funny lad or I will talk about yer op:sneaky:

jimbo;939177 wrote: what you wouldn't :-3:-3What me???????:rolleyes::-2

jimbo;939144 wrote: oh you mean sulking i thought you meant cooking :wah::wah:





hence my burn water reply





i'm not sulking i'm happy being here all the sport i want , clean up all poop that he can produce and loads of odd jobs to do , i'm in heaven honest ,who wants to go lay on a cyprus beach for two weeks :rolleyes:


Oh, you poor baby...so lonely.

Quit your bellyaching about cleaning up the poop...here's what I have to clean up after....he doesn't just poop, he leaves landminds!! :wah::wah::wah:

jimbo;939228 wrote: my god big foot exists :wah::wah:


Don't make fun of my feet, I can't help it! :wah::wah:

Yeah, he's 140lbs of pure puppy...but he sure can lay some logs! :wah::wah:

jimbo;939237 wrote: puppy nooo how big will he grow , he looks great but what do you feed him on elk :D


Actually he was only 2 when that pic was taken, they finish "filling out" around 3. At 5 he is a monster, but he will always be momma's puppy boy. :-4

No elk, but LOTS of dog food. Between him and my Chow(75lbs) they go thru about a 20lb bag of food a week. Come to think of it, he'd probably love elk...he eats just about anything! :wah::wah:

Heres your lunch Jimbo

Just rustled up a little sarnie for ya:D

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7538513.stm

shelbell;939241 wrote: Actually he was only 2 when that pic was taken, they finish "filling out" around 3. At 5 he is a monster, but he will always be momma's puppy boy. :-4

No elk, but LOTS of dog food. Between him and my Chow(75lbs) they go thru about a 20lb bag of food a week. Come to think of it, he'd probably love elk...he eats just about anything! :wah::wah:


When i was younger we had a Chow cross, actually saved it from a huge bucket of water, as the owners of the mummy Chow were'nt impressed their Chow had got out while being looked after when they were away,,, no one seemed to want this Chow cross so they were ging to drown it!!! anyway she was the most beautiful dog and was actually nearly stolen from us more than once.

JImbo Its teatime ,,, give Alfie his tea and take him out for a walk ,, chop chop now:sneaky:

jimbo;939495 wrote: i'm just back from taking him on a major walk thank you for your constructive comments :rolleyes::rolleyes:





he cant have chop chops he is only a puppy :D


ere JImbo .. i bet you lose weight walking the dog ye know ,,, i have and i havent changed my eating habits at all:D

jimbo;939503 wrote: i have lost weight and loads of it





my knee seems to of losened up a bit too , its a win win situation


good,,keep it up:D

jimbo;939161 wrote: i spooz things could be worse i might be cleaning up poop after tiny here :wah::wah:












eeeeeew !!

that dont bear thnking about :-2

Jimbo, you are not home alone..........we are here with ya.



Just some pics with the "Home Alone" theme for your amusement.

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Hey Jimbo,

I'm home alone too, but only for a night....I love the quiet....I've already taken the dogs for their walk in the heat....they have helped me shed some weight also, still have a bit to go...I hit the "fatoh" also....guess now its time to stop eating fattening foods, it might help! :rolleyes:

I know you are having a grand time....aren't you?

jimbo;939790 wrote: i do miss sue loads but i do like a bit of peace and quite now and again alfie knows something is up he is missing everyone , i did the washing up but left the downstairs tiolet door open and the little poopzilla got hold of a roll of tiolet paper by the time i got back in the tv room looked like a christmas scene alfie had shredded it every where it took an hour to clean up :-5:-5


awww, alfie is keeping you busy...what a good poopy puppy!!! My parents have a pug that is obsessed with toilet paper....she will do the same thing....

so, how are those pictures of you dressed in Sue's clothes coming along???

Alfie is just finding things for you to do, Jimbo.

jimbo;939796 wrote: i have sent you a photo of me in a hot red dress via pm i need to know if my butt looks big in this before i post it so every one can see it :p:p


ummmm.....you need to send it again...and I'll post it for you if you are too shy!!!

:wah::wah::wah:

jimbo;940018 wrote: i have just taken alfie on a ten mile bike ride on the queens estate known as the look out (no carolly alfie does not have his own bike ... and no ww he was not on my bike either ) yes gill he ran along beside me we have a special bar and elasticated lead so he can run along next to me in no danger ... just let me get on with will you stop interupting



i was going down steep hills as fast as i could and he was trying to faster and the way he looked at me as i was trying to go up the hills was utter contempt :wah::wah:



when i had to get off the bike and push it up the really steep hills he would not even look at me as if i'd really let him down :wah:





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:wah::wah: get a moped:D