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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:29 pm
by pantsonfire321@aol.com
Indiana kook busted for lewd act that involved tool, motor oil

AUGUST 6--While on patrol Monday evening, an Indiana cop noticed a naked guy standing in the window of a Fort Wayne home. So she approached the man's front door, which was wide open, to investigate further. It was then that Officer S. Hughes and a colleague were treated to the sight of a prone Ronald Miller, 56, engaging in a remarkably lewd act on his living room sofa. For the dirty details, you'll have to read the below Fort Wayne Police Department report, which notes that Miller is apparently handy with a claw hammer and some motor oil. Miller, pictured in the mug shot at right, was arrested on a felony indecency charge. A neighbor told cops that Miller was "not right" and parades around naked "24/24." (3 pages)

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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:44 pm
by RedGlitter
Clawhammer?!

Where is the cesspool these people come slogging out of?? :wah: :yh_sick

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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:51 pm
by pantsonfire321@aol.com
RedGlitter;946017 wrote: Clawhammer?!

Where is the cesspool these people come slogging out of?? :wah: :yh_sick






The mind boggles :yh_eyebro

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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:29 am
by hoppy
Guess he got nailed.:wah:

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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:30 am
by hoppy
Or was he just trying to get hammered?:p

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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:06 am
by Nomad
Motor oil ?



Rookie.

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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:28 am
by hoppy
jimbo;946230 wrote: are you saying he was banging one out :-3:-3


I'm not sure. I hear he was a pretty slippery character though.

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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:53 am
by hoppy
That guy goes at seks like a well oiled machine.:D