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Its an epidemic Jimbo.

Happens here all the time !

Cops dont even take my calls anymore.

OMG.............how love were you gone for?

You obviously need the services of maidangela :wah::wah::wah:

jimbo;953334 wrote: that seems a bit personal but usually half an hour give or take depends really if you include fore play or not ... then if you are about 1 minute but i have included the role off and starting to snore time in this :-3:-3





why do you ask


guess I got your post wrong................actually thought someone did break in, so asked how long you were gone for.............meaning out of the house, don't worry about it..................jokes on me!

jimbo;953336 wrote: you saying i'm in a tight spot :wah:


A very tight spot, and your going to need all the support you can get, there'll be no stockinged surprises for you this weekend if you don't pull your leg out :-3wah:

Oh shame:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

jimbo;953336 wrote: you saying i'm in a tight spot :wah:


Hey! Leave Spot out of this! :wah:

RUN.....:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

jimbo;953341 wrote: sorry odie , it was a typo on your post instead of saying how long were you gone



you said how love were you gone





just a little joke to ease the worry of a house proud partner coming home ... it will be like the mayor of horishimoa visiting the day after enola gay shot its load


stupid me, no wonder you questioned me:-5

Jimbo, at least your showing her how needed she is.

are they're cats involved?

they would be hidding!

:-3

jimbo;953394 wrote: sex is the same but the washing up is a big problem :D





no one quote that i'll erase before she gets back :-3
Yeah right.

Better set up that tent you bought in the backyard. I think you're going to get the use out it now :wah:

jimbo;953326 wrote: with sue coming home tomorrow this is very bad news :-3:-3



they appear to have taken nothing at all i have checked



but they have cooked loads of meals leaving all the washing up in the sink ,they seem to of worn all my clothes and just left them in the laundry pile and all the floors are covered in a million little puppy foot prints





me and alfie know nothing at all about this and are most upset any helpfull advice please :sneaky:


Do what I do. Play her this!

Attached files excuses.wav (416.6 KB) 

May you may ask: "Does it work?"

My reply: "No."



:D:D:D

jimbo;953678 wrote: the way things are going i'm going to need a tombestone :-3:-3


Hey, I know a guy....

jimbo;953326 wrote: with sue coming home tomorrow this is very bad news



they appear to have taken nothing at all i have checked



but they have cooked loads of meals leaving all the washing up in the sink ,they seem to of worn all my clothes and just left them in the laundry pile and all the floors are covered in a million little puppy foot prints





me and alfie know nothing at all about this and are most upset any helpfull advice please :sneaky:


jimbo;953334 wrote: that seems a bit personal but usually half an hour give or take depends really if you include fore play or not ... then if you are about 1 minute but i have included the role off and starting to snore time in this :-3:-3

You always do exagerate!!!!!!



why do you askQUOTE]

[QUOTE=YZGI;953383]Jimbo, at least your showing her how needed she is.


I could go right off you :p

jimbo;953394 wrote: sex is the same but the washing up is a big problem



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no one quote that i'll erase before she gets back


You're in trouble!!!

Fellow Gardeners, we are gathered today to mourn the loss of a funny man. However his wife did not find him as funny or as clean. Let's all to toast to Jimbo, and hope he's able to pick up his socks whereever he's at now. :wah:

Sheryl;953846 wrote: Fellow Gardeners, we are gathered today to mourn the loss of a funny man. However his wife did not find him as funny or as clean. Let's all to toast to Jimbo, and hope he's able to pick up his socks whereever he's at now. :wah:


Hi ya, how ya doing?

Hey ya Suzy, good to see you back, I hope you had a lovely time. No worries Jimbo was a good boy. I think he only got one or two infractions while you were away.

SuzyB;953847 wrote: Hi ya, how ya doing?


Hey suzy how are you! Did you enjoy your holiday?

YZGI;953849 wrote: Hey ya Suzy, good to see you back, I hope you had a lovely time. No worries Jimbo was a good boy. I think he only got one or two infractions while you were away.


So I heard, I've told him so many times you humour fools I'm still away actually, back late tomorrow night:)

I am sat in a kareoke bar but my niece has found some drunks to hang with hence me being here :wah:

jimbo;953394 wrote: sex is the same but the washing up is a big problem



no one quote that i'll erase before she gets back


:wah::wah:

Sheryl;953846 wrote: Fellow Gardeners, we are gathered today to mourn the loss of a funny man. However his wife did not find him as funny or as clean. Let's all to toast to Jimbo, and hope he's able to pick up his socks whereever he's at now. :wah: That was a good one Sheryl!!!:wah:

Hey Suzy!!! big hugs and hope you are having fun!.....Jimbo has been keeping us entertained like usual!:wah:

Jimbo.......................I think you are busted, buddy. :wah:

along-for-the-ride;954048 wrote: Jimbo.......................I think you are busted, buddy. :wah:


He's got his pinny on and is frantically tidying up the house for tomorrow :wah::wah:

Hi Suzy and good to see you babe:-4...........did he tell you about being the Focers new pin up and Gill going round and taking "some" pictures:rolleyes:she was gone for a week fgs and has been walking really funny since shes been back......Ive said enough Im going:driving:;)

Is the house cleaned up yet Jim...better hurry up:D



Here, I'll send some help:sneaky:

Jimbo you better bust a move and get that house clean pronto Tonto..!! Or hire some to bust a move and clean the house pronto Tonto..:wah:

years ago i went to visit my parents who lived in another state, was gone about 3 weeks. when i got back OMG!! there was even a empty keg in the kitchen!! Don't think i was pissed. well it wasn't to much later he was my EX:p:)

southern yankee;954156 wrote: years ago i went to visit my parents who lived in another state, was gone about 3 weeks. when i got back OMG!! there was even a empty keg in the kitchen!! Don't think i was pissed. well it wasn't to much later he was my EX:p:)


I went away last weekend and left my 19 year old in charge for only 2 DAYS!!!!....and well, the place was JUST as I left it....which I guess it better than it being worse, but the problem was that I left it for him to clean, he PROMISED me that the dishes and laundry would be taken care of, and 2 days later all was still there waiting on me!!:-5:-5

WonderWendy3;954158 wrote: I went away last weekend and left my 19 year old in charge for only 2 DAYS!!!!....and well, the place was JUST as I left it....which I guess it better than it being worse, but the problem was that I left it for him to clean, he PROMISED me that the dishes and laundry would be taken care of, and 2 days later all was still there waiting on me!!:-5:-5 that's a guy for ya. 10 or 100 all the same:wah:

Kathy Ellen;954090 wrote: Is the house cleaned up yet Jim...better hurry up:D



Here, I'll send some help:sneaky:



i wish i could train my dogs like that;)

I thought the doggie pic was TOO cute.....I would faint if I saw my dog doing that....heck I'd faint if I saw my kids doing it!!:wah::wah:

WonderWendy3;954270 wrote: I thought the doggie pic was TOO cute.....I would faint if I saw my dog doing that....heck I'd faint if I saw my kids doing it!!:wah::wah: you know the kids always want the pet. BUT WHO TAKES CARE OF IT, YOu guessed it, MOM!!:wah:

southern yankee;954282 wrote: you know the kids always want the pet. BUT WHO TAKES CARE OF IT, YOu guessed it, MOM!!:wah:


OH all too well!! I have a dog that we kept from a litter of pups that was born in my home I had to get rid of momma and I kept Sandy ONLY because my oldest PROMISED he would pay for her food, vet bills, etc....and he did have a job at the time....well 3 years later, he doesn't have a job and guess who that dog doesn't let out of her site....yep you guessed it! ME....and my son is upset that she doesn't love him more....ummm, she knows who feeds her and takes her for her daily walk!!!!

OMG! :wah::wah::wah: