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Towards the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you

have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

"I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person

can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation,

and said:

'I outlived the bitches.'

:wah::wah: that's funny!

oh thats good!

That is so funny Jj!!:wah::wah:

I like it:wah::wah:

Thanks.

good one jj

jones jones;957002 wrote: Towards the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you

have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

"I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person

can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation,

and said:

'I outlived the bitches.'


:wah::wah:

Superb!!! I'm going to remember that one!:sneaky:

:wah::wah: thats really funny...:wah::wah:

good one!:wah: