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:wah: Good ones.

I was going to the match one Saturday afternoon and called into the Lowry shopping centre,

In Karen Millen's the assistant said as loud as you please "Are you going on the game?"

I think (hope) she meant going to the game, I got quite a few looks... but no offers of money.

good ones Jimbo...



On the phone to a patient discussing abnormal cells etc I said she had abnormal smellso:o

I'm pretty good and saying stuff like this and when I do I just die. What are you to do sometimes it just comes out of your mouth and there isn't a thing you can do about it. :wah:

I went thru the drive thru at a Taco place, they asked if I needed any hot or mild sauce...I said yes, I need a lot of your hard sauce. My daughter almost died laughing at me.

Shel, come over to the chocolate post.

My collegue at work answered the phone to a person enquiring if we had any vacancies at our nursing home. Instead of saying "We are fully booked" she said we are "Bully F***ed", she went bright red and quickly put the phone down lol. She was mortified, but we were in fits of laughter for ages after.

Malady Ash;982661 wrote: My collegue at work answered the phone to a person enquiring if we had any vacancies at our nursing home. Instead of saying "We are fully booked" she said we are "Bully F***ed", she went bright red and quickly put the phone down lol. She was mortified, but we were in fits of laughter for ages after.:wah:

Malady Ash;982661 wrote: My collegue at work answered the phone to a person enquiring if we had any vacancies at our nursing home. Instead of saying "We are fully booked" she said we are "Bully F***ed", she went bright red and quickly put the phone down lol. She was mortified, but we were in fits of laughter for ages after.


lmao@ that one

Very good ones jumbo, But I think not only the last one the all six reason's are awesome.:)