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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:06 pm
by Chezzie
Let's annoy the duck as much as possible and also get to know the mad bird a bit more...



Are you a flirt?

Do you like duck a la orange?



when eating chinese do you use chopsticks?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:08 pm
by G-man
What gets your feathers ruffled? :D

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:09 pm
by Chezzie
Do you have any topless pics from the beach?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:18 pm
by shelbell
Are your underwear yellow, or do you use the she wee?

How many pounds are in a gallon?

If you light a match and no one is around to see it, will it still make a noise?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:29 pm
by flopstock
Geez don't you feel lucky to have this thread qs...:sneaky:?

What kind of questions really annoy you?:D

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:31 pm
by Chezzie
Do your trumps smell of roses?



Ever embarrassed your kids so much they cried? (:o)



Do you like to horse ride?



What nickname do you call your private bits?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:36 pm
by shelbell
Did you hide my purple shorts?

Where are they?

How do you like floating in the water all day?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:02 pm
by Chezzie
Favourite sandwich filler ?

Butter or margarine?



Brown or white bread ?



How do you like your eggs?



Smoked or unsmoked?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:04 pm
by shelbell
Do these pants make me look fat?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:32 pm
by Chezzie
If you run backwards will you gain weight?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:33 pm
by Odie
what do ducks eat?

chocolate or caramel?



sex?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:33 pm
by Chezzie
How does skating on thin ice get you into

hot water?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:34 pm
by Chezzie
When cheese gets its picture taken what

does it say?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:34 pm
by Odie
ever me a swan you couldn't take?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:34 pm
by Chezzie
Do you have an inney or an outie?:D

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:38 pm
by Chezzie
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:38 pm
by Chezzie
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? :D

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:40 pm
by Chezzie
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:42 pm
by Chezzie
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:21 pm
by Mustang
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?



Why are Softballs hard?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:25 pm
by flopstock
Okay now.... where did duck go?:wah:

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:47 pm
by shelbell
Paging Ducky, Paging Ducky...does anyone have one of those hunting duck quacker thingys?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:10 pm
by Odie
I know your out there!:wah:



red or black?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:17 pm
by qsducks
The ducky is laughing her butt off at this thread.:wah::wah: Speechless but sill rolling on the floor laughing.

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:19 pm
by qsducks
Chezzie;985674 wrote: Let's annoy the duck as much as possible and also get to know the mad bird a bit more...



Are you a flirt?

Do you like duck a la orange?



when eating chinese do you use chopsticks?


Wait, I thought Kay was the Mad Bird?:wah:

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:25 pm
by flopstock
qsducks;985879 wrote: The ducky is laughing her butt off at this thread.:wah::wah: Speechless but sill rolling on the floor laughing.


FYI

this doesn't count as an answer to anyones questions:wah:

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:28 pm
by qsducks
Chezzie;985674 wrote: Let's annoy the duck as much as possible and also get to know the mad bird a bit more...



Are you a flirt?

Do you like duck a la orange?



when eating chinese do you use chopsticks?


Yes to the flirt, never had duck a la orange and jeez, finger foods baby.:wah:

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:34 pm
by flopstock
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflqsducks;985891 wrote: Yes to the flirt, never had duck a la orange and jeez, finger foods baby.:wah:


That's one....

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:34 pm
by Odie
if it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck......................:wah:

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:35 pm
by qsducks
it will quack and play poker all night:wah:

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:35 pm
by qsducks
G-man;985676 wrote: What gets your feathers ruffled? :D


Politics:mad:

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:43 pm
by qsducks
Christmas, who can keep up with a gazillion questions. I'll try my best:wah:

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:25 pm
by shelbell
qsducks;985901 wrote: Christmas, who can keep up with a gazillion questions. I'll try my best:wah:


Hey! If I can do it, then ANYBODY can do it! :wah:

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:32 pm
by chonsigirl
What is your quick response when all the kids want something at once?

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:25 pm
by qsducks
chonsigirl;985933 wrote: What is your quick response when all the kids want something at once?


:wah:No, I have no money and no do your homework now or no Friday friends.

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:28 pm
by qsducks
Have to go for now and will see you chaps later.:)

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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:53 pm
by Odie
qsducks;985964 wrote: Have to go for now and will see you chaps later.:)


nite ducks!:-4

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:34 am
by Imladris
A lot of ducks live near me, any of them related to you?



If I made you a cake would it make you fart or was that just Jimbo's reaction 'cos he's odd?



Have you ever snogged someone then wondered where your gum went after?



Do you have a celebrity crush that's really embarassing?

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:07 am
by Hope6
OMG!!!

all i can say is, like i told Shelly when they did this to her, i'm not gonna ask you any weird questions like some people! :lips: :lips: :wah:

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:08 am
by qsducks
jimbo;986067 wrote: morning duckypoo:-6:-6



is peeking duck a meal made from duck or fish:thinking::thinking:


It's Peking duck Jimbo and probs made from a duck.

Immy, no they are not my rellies.

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:10 am
by Imladris
Hope6;986125 wrote: OMG!!!



all i can say is, like i told Shelly when they did this to her, i'm not gonna ask you any weird questions like some people! :lips: :lips: :wah:


*Immy flounces by in a strop muttering 'My questions aren't weird, they are completely sensible'*

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:10 am
by Imladris
[quote=qsducks;986126]It's Peking duck Jimbo and probs made from a duck.



Immy, no they are not my rellies.[/quote]



Ah, but how do you know??? :confused:

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:13 am
by qsducks
Imladris;986128 wrote: [quote=qsducks;986126]It's Peking duck Jimbo and probs made from a duck.



Immy, no they are not my rellies.[/quote]



Ah, but how do you know??? :confused:


I always considered myself to be smarter than the average bear.:)

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:13 am
by Hope6
Imladris;986127 wrote: *Immy flounces by in a strop muttering 'My questions aren't weird, they are completely sensible'*


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

yes yours are very sensible but some of these folks i'm a little worried about!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:16 am
by qsducks
Hope6;986131 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

yes yours are very sensible but some of these folks i'm a little worried about!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Let it roll off your back Hope. I do.:wah:

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:23 am
by Hope6
qsducks;986132 wrote: Let it roll off your back Hope. I do.:wah:


well you're the one they're after, so if it doesn't bother you, thats okay then! :cool:

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:24 am
by qsducks
I think it's funny. I have no probs with it.:wah:

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:13 am
by Odie
steak or fish?

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:13 am
by Odie
chocolate or sex?