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Time For a New Name

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

A = snickle B = doombah C = goober D = cheesey E = crusty F = greasy G = dumbo H = farcus I = Dorky J = doofus K = funky L = boobie M = sleezy N = Sloopy O = fluffy P = stinky Q = slimy R = dorfus S = snooty T = tootsie U = dipsy V = sneezy W = liver X = skippy Y = dinky Z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

A = dippin B = feather C = batty D = burger E = chicken F = barffy G = lizard H = waffle I = farkle J = monkey K = flippin L = fricken M = bubble N = rhino O = potty P = hamster Q = buckle R = gizzard S = lickin T = snickle U = chuckle V = pickle W = Hubble X = dingle Y = gorilla Z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

A = butt B = boob C = face D = nose E = hump F = breath G = pants H = shorts I = lips J = honker K = head L = tush M! = chunks N = dunkin O = brains P = biscuits Q = toes R = doodle S = fanny T = sniffer U = sprinkles V = frack W = squirt X = humperdinck Y = hiney Z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And my new name is Sleezy Gizzard-Doodle!

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

jones jones;997534 wrote: Time For a New Name

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

A = snickle B = doombah C = goober D = cheesey E = crusty F = greasy G = dumbo H = farcus I = Dorky J = doofus K = funky L = boobie M = sleezy N = Sloopy O = fluffy P = stinky Q = slimy R = dorfus S = snooty T = tootsie U = dipsy V = sneezy W = liver X = skippy Y = dinky Z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

A = dippin B = feather C = batty D = burger E = chicken F = barffy G = lizard H = waffle I = farkle J = monkey K = flippin L = fricken M = bubble N = rhino O = potty P = hamster Q = buckle R = gizzard S = lickin T = snickle U = chuckle V = pickle W = Hubble X = dingle Y = gorilla Z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

A = butt B = boob C = face D = nose E = hump F = breath G = pants H = shorts I = lips J = honker K = head L = tush M! = chunks N = dunkin O = brains P = biscuits Q = toes R = doodle S = fanny T = sniffer U = sprinkles V = frack W = squirt X = humperdinck Y = hiney Z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And my new name is Sleezy Gizzard-Doodle!

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.


OMG!!!!!

That is hilarious :wah:

Mine is Snooty Frickin-Butt :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

pinkchick;997547 wrote: OMG!!!!!

That is hilarious :wah:

Mine is Snooty Frickin-Butt :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


well now miss snooty fricken-butt ....

:wah::wah:

jones jones;997554 wrote: well now miss snooty fricken-butt ....

:wah::wah:


Watch it fella!! :sneaky:

pinkchick;997558 wrote: Watch it fella!! :sneaky:


oops!

Crusty Rhino Lips

But I knew that as my daughter has just been reading his books. Hilarious and makes reading fun!

Chezzie;997565 wrote: Crusty Rhino Lips

But I knew that as my daughter has just been reading his books. Hilarious and makes reading fun!


nooooooooooo ... you never a crusty rhino lips!!!

Jj :-4

jones jones;997566 wrote: nooooooooooo ... you never a crusty rhino lips!!!

Jj :-4


ahhhh ty :-4 sloopy potter dunkin:D

Chezzie;997570 wrote: ahhhh ty :-4 sloopy potter dunkin:D


better!:-6

jones jones;997534 wrote: Time For a New Name

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

A = snickle B = doombah C = goober D = cheesey E = crusty F = greasy G = dumbo H = farcus I = Dorky J = doofus K = funky L = boobie M = sleezy N = Sloopy O = fluffy P = stinky Q = slimy R = dorfus S = snooty T = tootsie U = dipsy V = sneezy W = liver X = skippy Y = dinky Z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

A = dippin B = feather C = batty D = burger E = chicken F = barffy G = lizard H = waffle I = farkle J = monkey K = flippin L = fricken M = bubble N = rhino O = potty P = hamster Q = buckle R = gizzard S = lickin T = snickle U = chuckle V = pickle W = Hubble X = dingle Y = gorilla Z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

A = butt B = boob C = face D = nose E = hump F = breath G = pants H = shorts I = lips J = honker K = head L = tush M! = chunks N = dunkin O = brains P = biscuits Q = toes R = doodle S = fanny T = sniffer U = sprinkles V = frack W = squirt X = humperdinck Y = hiney Z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And my new name is Sleezy Gizzard-Doodle!

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.


Hi I am : Snooty dippin Chunks.. how are you?

Boobie Farklejuice all present and correct :wah: :rolleyes:

Goodnight

Oh, Hell JJ

I had trouble with the JUKEBOX thread...:-5

and did other's !!

Patsy

Patsy Warnick;998049 wrote: Oh, Hell JJ

I had trouble with the JUKEBOX thread...:-5

and did other's !!

Patsy


My apologies to you ...

Tootsie Dippin-Doodle!

Jj :-4

PMSL!.... I'm Dorfus Hamster-Hump! :wah:

Dumbo Snickle-Butt.