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I haven't washed the noon dishes yet.....I am sure Suzy will forgive me.

Wow Jimbo, go out and get your sweetie some nice flowers, a mushy card, and tell her you are sorry.

Just be thankful yer with Suzy and not me Winkle:sneaky::rolleyes:

jimbo;998768 wrote: i got really really wasted last night



i came home at 12.30 am ad took the dog for a walk



i went about a half mile from our house and sat down on a park bench



i was sick then must of crashed out



the next thing i know suzy was waking me up at 2 am , i am in the doghouse big time





she has not forgiven me





make me look not so bad why should you be in the dog house too come on spill the beans :)Could be worse Jim, you could have a tosspot like Berbatov playing for you!

what a waste of a night eh?:wah:

I'm glad I'm not you......

You didn't puke ON the dog did you? That would make it so much worse!

dubs;998921 wrote: I'm glad I'm not you......

You didn't puke ON the dog did you? That would make it so much worse! Did you see the interview with Kimi today pre Singapore race? Oh my god, i lost the will to live. Bring back Hakinin

My husband is never in the doghouse. That's because he's perfect at everything & never makes a mistake. According to him.:-5

oscar;998933 wrote: Did you see the interview with Kimi today pre Singapore race? Oh my god, i lost the will to live. Bring back Hakinin


I never thought I would see anyone more tight lipped than Mika Hakkinen...Raikkonen makes him look gobby! :wah::wah:

hubby doesn't go out and get sloshed, thank god!

Bad boy Jimbo...I hope Suzy has hidden the key to the doghouse:p

I think Jimmy speak with fork tongue!!!!

What actually happened is.......................



Jim arrived home at 1.30 after going out on the beer at 6pm, I was trying to call him to see if he was ok and the git had turned his phone off:-5

He said he was going to walk Alfie, so I said ok, at 2 I started to worry as he was only taking him round the back field, I looked up to see that Alfies lead was on the side, so now started to worry where Alfie was.

I locked the kids in the house and went to look for him and found Jim laying on the bench like a wino, then what did me, is seeing Afie eating Jims sick:-5

I looked over to see a group of 15 year olds taking the **** out of the state of him so I told him it was home time, purely for the fact that they might bash him over the head to mug him!

Then this morning I made him brekkie in bed and I went downstairs so he could go back to sleep for a couple of hours :rolleyes:



So now you all know Jimmy talk with fork tongue :wah:

SuzyB;998971 wrote: I think Jimmy speak with fork tongue!!!!

What actually happened is.......................



Jim arrived home at 1.30 after going out on the beer at 6pm, I was trying to call him to see if he was ok and the git had turned his phone off:-5

He said he was going to walk Alfie, so I said ok, at 2 I started to worry as he was only taking him round the back field, I looked up to see that Alfies lead was on the side, so now started to worry where Alfie was.

I locked the kids in the house and went to look for him and found Jim laying on the bench like a wino, then what did me, is seeing Afie eating Jims sick

I looked over to see a group of 15 year olds taking the **** out of the state of him so I told him it was home time, purely for the fact that they might bash him over the head to mug him!

Then this morning I made him brekkie in bed and I went downstairs so he could go back to sleep for a couple of hours :rolleyes:



So now you all know Jimmy talk with fork tongue :wah:


:yh_rotfl

I don't think anybody's story will top this one!

I hope Alfie is feeling ok.

*oh...and Jimbo too!*

SuzyB;998971 wrote: I think Jimmy speak with fork tongue!!!!

What actually happened is.......................



Jim arrived home at 1.30 after going out on the beer at 6pm, I was trying to call him to see if he was ok and the git had turned his phone off:-5

He said he was going to walk Alfie, so I said ok, at 2 I started to worry as he was only taking him round the back field, I looked up to see that Alfies lead was on the side, so now started to worry where Alfie was.

I locked the kids in the house and went to look for him and found Jim laying on the bench like a wino, then what did me, is seeing Afie eating Jims sick:-5

I looked over to see a group of 15 year olds taking the **** out of the state of him so I told him it was home time, purely for the fact that they might bash him over the head to mug him!

Then this morning I made him brekkie in bed and I went downstairs so he could go back to sleep for a couple of hours :rolleyes:



So now you all know Jimmy talk with fork tongue :wah:


What a good Wife you are Suzy....Hope Alfie is Ok though :sneaky:;)

SuzyB;998971 wrote: I think Jimmy speak with fork tongue!!!!

What actually happened is.......................



Jim arrived home at 1.30 after going out on the beer at 6pm, I was trying to call him to see if he was ok and the git had turned his phone off:-5

He said he was going to walk Alfie, so I said ok, at 2 I started to worry as he was only taking him round the back field, I looked up to see that Alfies lead was on the side, so now started to worry where Alfie was.

I locked the kids in the house and went to look for him and found Jim laying on the bench like a wino, then what did me, is seeing Afie eating Jims sick:-5

I looked over to see a group of 15 year olds taking the **** out of the state of him so I told him it was home time, purely for the fact that they might bash him over the head to mug him!

Then this morning I made him brekkie in bed and I went downstairs so he could go back to sleep for a couple of hours :rolleyes:



So now you all know Jimmy talk with fork tongue :wah:


And I'm sure it was a nice quiet day for you. Ahh, hubs does that stunt once in awhile and lays in bed all day. At least you've got sole control over the remote and the pc.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl You're in trouble! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Is there room in that doghouse?:wah:

If Alfie likes it, maybe you could save $ on dog food from now on. :-3

Don't get a cat. You'll be horrified to find them chewing in the litter box. I never let dogs close to my face anymore.

I think Neil says it best:



Well, I came home late one night

And much to my surprise

I was thrown

right across the kitchen floor

She hit me right between the eyes.

Now I'm living

in the doghouse, doghouse

Doghouse, doghouse,

Doghouse, doghouse.

I was out with a friend of mine

We were feeling mighty fine

And we sure was movin' fast

And I didn't make it back on time

And she put me

in the doghouse, doghouse

Doghouse, doghouse,

Doghouse, doghouse.

I had a big tall red

with one of my friends

He was feeling mighty fine

When I came home late that night

She hit me right between the eyes

And she put me

in the doghouse, doghouse

Doghouse, doghouse,

Doghouse, doghouse.

She put me in the doghouse,

Doghouse, doghouse,

I'm living in the doghouse,

Doghouse, doghouse,

Doghouse, doghouse.

So if you find yourself

in a party mood

Let your conscience be your guide

Don't be like me and let Lefty win

Or you'll find yourself outside

Living in the doghouse, doghouse

Doghouse, doghouse,

Doghouse, doghouse.

JImbo is a very lucky man to have suzy, doghouse indeed:rolleyes:let Alfie go jump on the bed to wake him up by slobbering all over his face:sneaky::D

Hey suz, Next times Jimbo is off out on the lash, get an ultra violet marker pen and write all over the shirt hes gonna wear and write what’s on your mind, under any black light your message will appear¦:D

Jimbo your a tosser:D



BTW Does Alfie like diced carrots

Least someone enjoys Jimbos cooking:D

Chezzie;999249 wrote: Hey suz, Next times Jimbo is off out on the lash, get an ultra violet marker pen and write all over the shirt hes gonna wear and write what’s on your mind, under any black light your message will appear¦

Jimbo your a tosser



BTW Does Alfie like diced carrots

Least someone enjoys Jimbos cooking:D


Cheezi, I cooked him the dinner just so he would have something nice to eat before he went ona night on the beer :-4

Love the pen idea :sneaky::wah:

jimbo;999260 wrote: alfie is now going to be renamed ralphie





and he was just recycling





sue diliberatly got up early s as i could not make her breakfast in bed





and both her and her brother got very drunk yesterday and i drove both their cars home then walked back to the pub and stayed on diet cokes all day



aaaaaand i cooked chilli concarnage for tea







aaaaaaand i sat with suzy and a dozen of her friends all telling each other how beautifull they are all night and how nice each other is (where is ralfie i feel sick) and listened to all the boring crap women (not fg women on the whole) talk about





why dont they talk about stuff me enjoy


your forkin again:D

jimbo;999260 wrote: alfie is now going to be renamed ralphie





and he was just recycling





sue diliberatly got up early s as i could not make her breakfast in bed





and both her and her brother got very drunk yesterday and i drove both their cars home then walked back to the pub and stayed on diet cokes all day



Jimmy speak witrh fork tongue :wah:

aaaaaand i cooked chilli concarnage for tea







aaaaaaand i sat with suzy and a dozen of her friends all telling each other how beautifull they are all night and how nice each other is (where is ralfie i feel sick) and listened to all the boring crap women (not fg women on the whole) talk about



There was loads of guys around and Jim wanted to sit with a group of girls, must admit that even I got sick of the self admiration club going on, and I didn't say a word like that to anyone:p



why dont they talk about stuff me enjoy


Jim I have three words to say to you...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

BLAH BLAH BLAH

Chezzie;999261 wrote: your forkin again:D


:wah::wah: Love it :wah:

Make you not look so bad

Cant, sorry.

Seems like I remember Jimbo posting one time that he dreamed of living in a log cabin.

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jimbo;999682 wrote: now that there was really funny





now go to your room :rolleyes::rolleyes:


Did you mean to her doghouse?:wah:

jimbo;999707 wrote: are you saying she is a dog





















snigger:wah::wah:


Of course not, she could just join you in your doghouse:wah: if there's any room.

jimbo;999269 wrote: sorry i dont speak blond bimbo :wah::wah::wah:


Was told a joke last night, hope i do it justice :-3

Guy in a bar says to a girl, want to hear a blonde joke?

Girl says - look mate i'm blonde incase you hadent noticed, I'm also a black belt at karate.:sneaky:

See her over there? thats my mate, also a blonde & she's a champion wrestler.

Notice the girl sitting beside her? Also blonde :rolleyes: well she's related to one of the hardest gangsters in Britain, still want to tell the joke?

Guy says

























No, not if i have to explain it three times.

buttercup;999717 wrote: Was told a joke last night, hope i do it justice :-3

Guy in a bar says to a girl, want to hear a blonde joke?

Girl says - look mate i'm blonde incase you hadent noticed, I'm also a black belt at karate.:sneaky:

See her over there? thats my mate, also a blonde & she's a champion wrestler.

Notice the girl sitting beside her? Also blonde :rolleyes: well she's related to one of the hardest gangsters in Britain, still want to tell the joke?

Guy says

























No, not if i have to explain it three times.


:wah:

buttercup;999717 wrote: Was told a joke last night, hope i do it justice :-3

Guy in a bar says to a girl, want to hear a blonde joke?

Girl says - look mate i'm blonde incase you hadent noticed, I'm also a black belt at karate.:sneaky:

See her over there? thats my mate, also a blonde & she's a champion wrestler.

Notice the girl sitting beside her? Also blonde :rolleyes: well she's related to one of the hardest gangsters in Britain, still want to tell the joke?

Guy says

























No, not if i have to explain it three times.


very good

I told a blonde joke here once....:-3:-3

jimbo;999707 wrote: are you saying she is a dog





















snigger:wah::wah:


:wah: A little cranky, are we, Jimbo? If I was a DOG, one of these would be my accomodations when I choose to have some privacy and be alone.

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