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No questions from anyone please... just pack this sucker up with jokes and funny stuff that's happened to you lately.

My new BFF shelbell needs a ****load of laughs when she next shows up here..:-6

Shelly

You'll be happy to hear that while you were occupied today, I went out, cut the grass and had my fat ass attacked by every mosquito in the neighborhood.. not so bad at the moment, but then again I'll be laying in my backyard reading in a bit and scratching at will... figure that means there will be a bar mitzvah(sp?)in the next yard about the time i really get going on a bite...

Please god, one of you have something funnier then that to offer up to the cause!:rolleyes::p:D

Walked right into a school desk yesterday, I have a bruise bigger than the desk!

Brought the house down. Nothing worse than 11 years olds yukking it up all afternoon long........

so where is dinner?

Went to a football match today and saw a police inspector I know from my home town, sidled up to him and whispered

"Is that a baton in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

He turned round and it was'nt him!

flopstock;998801 wrote: No questions from anyone please... just pack this sucker up with jokes and funny stuff that's happened to you lately.

My new BFF shelbell needs a ****load of laughs when she next shows up here..:-6

Shelly

You'll be happy to hear that while you were occupied today, I went out, cut the grass and had my fat ass attacked by every mosquito in the neighborhood.. not so bad at the moment, but then again I'll be laying in my backyard reading in a bit and scratching at will... figure that means there will be a bar mitzvah(sp?)in the next yard about the time i really get going on a bite...

Please god, one of you have something funnier then that to offer up to the cause!:rolleyes::p:D


Just make sure that the only thing you're scratching is the bite!

chonsigirl;998826 wrote: Walked right into a school desk yesterday, I have a bruise bigger than the desk!

Brought the house down. Nothing worse than 11 years olds yukking it up all afternoon long........


OUCH! Just don't walk funny or they won't drop it for a month! :wah:

Odie;998843 wrote: so where is dinner?


I thought you were cooking?!:wah:

abbey;998860 wrote: Went to a football match today and saw a police inspector I know from my home town, sidled up to him and whispered

"Is that a baton in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

He turned round and it was'nt him!


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Love it!!!

Did you get the baked chicken recipe em I sent?

qsducks;999084 wrote: Did you get the baked chicken recipe em I sent?


Not yet. :wah::wah:

shelbell;999085 wrote: Not yet. :wah::wah:


Oh, that's right I only have Odie's em. I get you two confused

qsducks;999090 wrote: Oh, that's right I only have Odie's em. I get you two confused


No duchy, you have my em too! :wah:

Oh, and thanks for this Diane, you're my new BFF too! :yh_hugs:yh_kiss:-4

this made me kind of laugh. on the news this morning. in front of a Catholic church. 2 men were sitting in a car,. The police came up to the car to check the guys out. The smell of pot fumed out of the auto. Who was BUSTED???? the Priest and his buddy a DRUG Counselor.:wah::wah:



So see "DO AS I SAY, BUT NOT AS I DO!!":wah:

southern yankee;1003657 wrote: this made me kind of laugh. on the news this morning. in front of a Catholic church. 2 men were sitting in a car,. The police came up to the car to check the guys out. The smell of pot fumed out of the auto. Who was BUSTED???? the Priest and his buddy a DRUG Counselor.:wah::wah:



So see "DO AS I SAY, BUT NOT AS I DO!!":wah:


This is awesome SY!!! Love it!!! :wah::wah::wah:

qsducks;999090 wrote: Oh, that's right I only have Odie's em. I get you two confused


perhaps if ducks didn't put their heads in water so much?:wah:

well. i hope the debate is NOT too funny. but will watch in case someone does take a prat fall. it will probably be me laughing at the lies they will tell.

oh shelbell, can you come out and play with Odie?:wah:

Odie;1005793 wrote: oh shelbell, can you come out and play with Odie?:wah: i wanna play too:wah:

southern yankee;1005796 wrote: i wanna play too:wah:


alright..............I have someone!:wah:

Odie;1005793 wrote: oh shelbell, can you come out and play with Odie?:wah:


southern yankee;1005796 wrote: i wanna play too:wah:


Sounds fun girls...what are we gonna play??

shelbell;1006446 wrote: Sounds fun girls...what are we gonna play?? How about beat the hubby with a hammer. we can take turns giving them a good wack:wah:

southern yankee;1007314 wrote: How about beat the hubby with a hammer. we can take turns giving them a good wack:wah:


YAY!!!!!:yh_beatup:yh_beatup:yh_party

shelbell;1007322 wrote: YAY!!!!!:yh_beatup:yh_beatup:yh_party what kind of hammer would you like. How about a ball Peen hammer. Or Something like that. if were gonna PARTY lets go whole HOG:sneaky::wah:

southern yankee;1007341 wrote: what kind of hammer would you like. How about a ball Peen hammer. Or Something like that. if were gonna PARTY lets go whole HOG:sneaky::wah:


Sledge hammer? :sneaky:

shelbell;1007344 wrote: Sledge hammer? :sneaky:OOOOO!!! great minds think a like:wah:

southern yankee;1007346 wrote: OOOOO!!! great minds think a like:wah:


We could even play the song "Sledge Hammer" while we're doing it! :wah::wah:

shelbell;1007349 wrote: We could even play the song "Sledge Hammer" while we're doing it! :wah::wah: Ok!!:wah:

southern yankee;1007372 wrote: Ok!!:wah:


We better not let anyone from the "why do women beat up their husbands" thread see this...we might get attacked!!!! :wah::wah::wah:

shelbell;1006446 wrote: Sounds fun girls...what are we gonna play??


tag, your it!:wah:

Odie;1007525 wrote: tag, your it!:wah:


What? No more hitting the hubby's with hammers? Damn! :wah::wah:

shelbell;1008706 wrote: What? No more hitting the hubby's with hammers? Damn! :wah::wah:


you did this?:wah:

Odie;1008707 wrote: you did this?:wah:


That's how me and SY were playing. :sneaky::wah::wah:

shelbell;1008710 wrote: That's how me and SY were playing. :sneaky::wah::wah:


:sneaky:



wonder if a frying pan works?:-5