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Gather round all!, I am here to present a newly arrived member......ME!

I will bring you levity, good cheer, irony and cynicism as my mood (yes, yes I do get moods...I guess its part of the credential I carry) dictates.

I wish you all good health and happiness (the state of your "wallets" is you business)

Ooooo get you! :p



You've quite alot to live up to now Simon.... I on the other hand have nothing to offer so anything you do get.... consider it a bonus! :wah:

Welcome Simon

I don't know, people don't lurk the way they used to. I remember when I was a lad people used to lurk for months and then faint with terror when they finally posted and someone replied. Bah. The fun a jaundiced oldster could have pulling the wings off newbies. All gone now, it was a simpler time all round.

Welcome to ForumGarden. Scrape your shoes at the door and then take them off before you post next time, football studs do terrible things to the carpet.





[1] It's possible that "football studs" doesn't translate well across the Atlantic. Use your imagination.

[2] Germany?? Cancel [1], add: 1-5!

Welcome. :-6

Welcome to the Garden!:-6

Welcome and guess yer gonna fit in very well here:wah:;)

jimbo;1011008 wrote: simon ole buddy do us all a favour never ask ^^^^^^^^^ to sing or talk about her collection of chucky dolls Shut it Winkle....Im trying to impress our new friend and let him fink we are all normal....fat chance with you about:-5:-5:rolleyes::p:guitarist

jimbo;1011013 wrote: [quote=Carolly;1011012]Shut it Winkle....Im trying to impress our new friend and let him fink we are all normal....fat chance with you aboutuote]







:wah::wah::wah: ok she does sing very well , but if i hear any one sing patsy cline now i feel like attacking the with a frozen kipper





ten million times is more than enough in one lifetime you know
Oh thats really gonna impress our new friend finking we are all so dangerous:rolleyes::driving:

jimbo;1011018 wrote: [quote=Carolly;1011016]





frozen kippers cant make your ears bleed ..... your singing on the other....Id insult you but Im to much of a lady:rolleyes:sorry Simon about this but his keepers will be here soon to take him back;):guitarist

hi and welcome to forum garden :-6

Welcome to the garden SimonT

hello and welcome to Fg. =)

hello Simon and welcome!

Hi And welcome to the forum

Have Fun:-6

Chezzie;1011405 wrote: Hi And welcome to the forum

Have Fun:Chez! Really! At least draw the curtains first!

spot;1011411 wrote: Chez! Really! At least draw the curtains first!


But I like you all peeking:sneaky::p

Hello and welcome to FG.

Two things you need to know about the garden -



1 - everything Jimbo tells you will be wrong, he can't help it he's a moron.



2 - everything Spot tells you will be way, way over my head (and maybe everyone else's too), unless he's in a flippant mood and then you'll find me spluttering soft drinks over the keyboard in a corner of England as yet undiscovered by civilisation.





Welcome :-6

Hello Simon and welcome to the Garden. As others have said, just ignore jimbo, or as he really likes to be called....JIMBUTT:wah::wah:

Will you be playing the UnOfficial Forum Garden Scavenger Hunt 2008?

I've a photo of Immy if anyone's interested.

Do you get a lot of simon says jokes?

Where did Simon go?



If and when you return, welcome to the Garden.

Here's a welcome mat for you.

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along-for-the-ride;1011836 wrote: Where did Simon go?

If and when you return, welcome to the Garden.

Here's a welcome mat for you. ;)Jimbo frightened him away:-5:-5:sneaky::rolleyes:

jimbo;1011840 wrote: ha ha you lose simon never said :wah::wah:that answered my question

jimbo;1011840 wrote: ha ha you lose simon never said :wah::wah:


:wah: Simon has stepped out and didn't notice.

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Welcome to FG, Simon T!

:)Hello and welcome to the garden

SimonT;1010986 wrote: Gather round all!, I am here to present a newly arrived member......ME!

I will bring you levity, good cheer, irony and cynicism as my mood (yes, yes I do get moods...I guess its part of the credential I carry) dictates.

I wish you all good health and happiness (the state of your "wallets" is you business)


Ill take 2 levity's and a cynicism please.

Do you deliver ?

spot;1011748 wrote: I've a photo of Immy if anyone's interested.


They were supposed to be just for us! :sneaky::rolleyes:

Imladris;1013451 wrote: They were supposed to be just for us! :sneaky::rolleyes:


No silly, I don't mean the ones where you...

Let me try that again. I was referring to the ones with the trifle, not the ones after.

HI Simon:D

spot;1013478 wrote: No silly, I don't mean the ones where you...



Let me try that again. I was referring to the ones with the trifle, not the ones after.


Aaaah, those ones, that's alright then. You had me worried then! :rolleyes:

spot;1010992 wrote: I don't know, people don't lurk the way they used to. I remember when I was a lad people used to lurk for months and then faint with terror when they finally posted and someone replied. Bah. The fun a jaundiced oldster could have pulling the wings off newbies. All gone now, it was a simpler time all round.

Welcome to ForumGarden. Scrape your shoes at the door and then take them off before you post next time, football studs do terrible things to the carpet.





[1] It's possible that "football studs" doesn't translate well across the Atlantic. Use your imagination.

[2] Germany?? Cancel [1], add: 1-5!


??What him say^^??

Aw well I will never understand Spot :-4

Cheers and welcome ST.

Have fun.

You don't have football studs in Canada, minksy? You surprise me.

*hug*

spot;1014711 wrote: You don't have football studs in Canada, minksy? You surprise me.

*hug*


Oh Spot I divorced sports 5 years ago hehehehe

Huggs back at ya. :-4

1:5 is so famous that people still have unopened packs of celebratory socks with the numbers printed on them.

Welcome to FG Simon!

SimonT;1010986 wrote: Gather round all!, I am here to present a newly arrived member......ME!

I will bring you levity, good cheer, irony and cynicism as my mood (yes, yes I do get moods...I guess its part of the credential I carry) dictates.

I wish you all good health and happiness (the state of your "wallets" is you business)


:)Looking forward to it. Hello and Welcome!:)