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Are you kidding?
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:14 am
by spot
Traditional methods of goat contraception in Kenya are discussed on the BBC website.
Not for nothing is the BBC described as our National Treasure.
If you're kidding and you prefer to choose the expected delivery date, the olor is just the thing for you.
I can easily imagine this being adapted for human use. Seriously.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7648860.stm
Are you kidding?
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:24 am
by Chezzie
spot;1011453 wrote: Traditional methods of goat contraception in Kenya are discussed on the BBC website.
Not for nothing is the BBC described as our National Treasure.
If you're kidding and you prefer to choose the expected delivery date, the olor is just the thing for you.
I can easily imagine this being adapted for human use. Seriously.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7648860.stm
The olor is made from cowhide or a square piece of plastic, and is tied around the belly of the male goat.
It prevents the bucks from mating with the female goats.
Spot...Picture the scene, your in a club and a pretty lady catches your eye, you swagger over and ask if she would like a drink, she looks down and sees your wearing a plastic apron around your belly, her heart sinks, she then realises she wont be getting jiggy with ya anytime soon...:driving::driving::driving:
At least a condom actually lets you perform:D
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:35 am
by spot
Chezzie;1011469 wrote: she looks down and sees your wearing a plastic apron around your belly, her heart sinks, she then realises she wont be getting jiggy with ya anytime soonIt does look very Masonic, doesn't it!
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:39 am
by shelbell
spot;1011483 wrote: It does look very Masonic, doesn't it!
Ah spot, you're just afraid you'll have to wear one someday! :wah::wah:
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:41 am
by spot
shelbell;1011488 wrote: Ah spot, you're just afraid you'll have to wear one someday! :wah::wah:
My already profligate contributions to the gene pool would all eye me askance if they thought there'd be yet more. They might get me an olor for Christmas.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:49 am
by shelbell
spot;1011493 wrote: My already profligate contributions to the gene pool would all eye me askance if they thought there'd be yet more. They might get me an olor for Christmas.
We'll put it on your Christmas list and forward it to the proper authority on this subject...Santa Claus!!! :wah::wah:
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:58 am
by spot
shelbell;1011505 wrote: We'll put it on your Christmas list and forward it to the proper authority Why you're all trying to cramp my style I'm not sure. All I can note is that everyone so far who's tried to tie a knot in it has come to a sticky end, so be warned.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:13 am
by shelbell
spot;1011518 wrote: Why you're all trying to cramp my style I'm not sure. All I can note is that everyone so far who's tried to tie a knot in it has come to a sticky end, so be warned.
This sounds sooooooooooooo wrong. I can't even comment on it without getting kicked off FG for being a pervert!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:46 am
by Chezzie
shelbell;1011555 wrote: This sounds sooooooooooooo wrong. I can't even comment on it without getting kicked off FG for being a pervert!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Glad its not just my filthy mind:sneaky:
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:53 am
by shelbell
Chezzie;1011626 wrote: Glad its not just my filthy mind:sneaky:
Oh no Chezzie, there are a lot more of us than you realize. :wah::wah:
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:09 am
by Chezzie
shelbell;1011636 wrote: Oh no Chezzie, there are a lot more of us than you realize. :wah::wah:
Im in great company then:D
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:50 pm
by along-for-the-ride
They will come in many colors and prints.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:54 pm
by Omni_Skittles
spot;1011453 wrote: Traditional methods of goat contraception in Kenya are discussed on the BBC website.
Not for nothing is the BBC described as our National Treasure.
If you're kidding and you prefer to choose the expected delivery date, the olor is just the thing for you.
I can easily imagine this being adapted for human use. Seriously.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa ... .stmhahaha
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:25 am
by sunny104
goat contraception??
I love this place!
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:30 am
by Nomad
spot;1011453 wrote: Traditional methods of goat contraception in Kenya
Your mind tends to wander off to some really dark places spock.
Come back now.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:31 am
by spot
There's a reason some of us majored in Animal Husbandry, you know.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:19 pm
by shelbell
spot;1011453 wrote: Traditional methods of goat contraception in Kenya are discussed on the BBC website.
Not for nothing is the BBC described as our National Treasure.
If you're kidding and you prefer to choose the expected delivery date, the olor is just the thing for you.
I can easily imagine this being adapted for human use. Seriously.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7648860.stm
Obviously these goats won't be "kidding" anytime soon if they are using contraceptives! :wah::wah: