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Bank crisis in the east

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:25 pm
by Chezzie
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the

run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.



In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up

and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.



Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will

likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended

after they nose-dived.



While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank

is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.



Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report

that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared

that staff may get a raw deal.

Bank crisis in the east

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:27 pm
by abbey
:wah:

Bank crisis in the east

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:34 pm
by G-man
:yh_rotfl It's bad all over.

Bank crisis in the east

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:39 pm
by shelbell
That's funny Chezzie!! :wah::wah:

Bank crisis in the east

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:17 pm
by along-for-the-ride
:wah:

The image below says it all. ;)

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Bank crisis in the east

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:18 pm
by Chezzie
along-for-the-ride;1011886 wrote: :wah:

The image below says it all. ;)


Thats brilliant AFTR:D

Bank crisis in the east

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:29 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Chezzie;1011812 wrote: Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the

run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.



In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up

and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.



Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will

likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended

after they nose-dived.



While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank

is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.



Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report

that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared

that staff may get a raw deal.


What a crying shame :wah: They eat raw fish - they'll like a raw deal.

Bank crisis in the east

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:25 pm
by Nomad
Bank crisis in the east



Bush doctrine.

He believes its his duty to do everything within his power to accelerate the coming of Christ before he checks out.