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Two weeks ago, i anticipated posting a thread called "Builder's from Hell" based on other storie's i had heard in Britain.

As my builders packed up the last of their kit friday, i am dissapointed to report that they were:

Clean and tidy

Civil and polite

Worked quickly and professionaly

Were punctual

Were considerate to my pets

Respected my property and belongings

Did not ask for tea all day

Did not expose hairy arss bum-cracks

And i had no complaints about the quality of work.

Damn, i so wanted a good moan :-5:-5

There must be some-one who had a bad experience, surely???

so happy to here this, its not often!

Odie;1035380 wrote: so happy to here this, its not often!


We were amazed. We thought there was bound to be some-thing we were not happy with but i can't say there is.

One did accidently shut one oof the cats in a cupboard briefly but he was mortified.

Mr Oscar sent a very nice e mail to the company praising the guys we had which was nice,

Some-body must have had a bad experience?? We even get a t.v. programme here called "Builders from Hell".

My brother is going through all sorts of problems with his at the moment.

It is good to hear they were great builders, you must be happy with everything looking new.

Never had builders in, but work forces that turned the place upside down, and it came out looking so nice afterwards. I never worry about it, it always is an improvement.

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Damn, i so wanted a good moan



Yes.....well Im sure if you enticed your husband hed be happy to oblige.

Nomad;1035418 wrote: [quote=oscar;1035372]





Damn, i so wanted a good moan



Yes.....well Im sure if you enticed your husband hed be happy to oblige.


Nomie....................BeeeeeeeHave! :wah:

Oscar.............so glad you had a good experience with your builders.

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Wait a month or two......when their workmanship has been proven.

You might be calling them to come fix this or that, and they have just disappeared.

Hope that cheers you up a bit.

Please dont post when the painters are in Oscar:sneaky::D:D

Bruv;1035773 wrote: Wait a month or two......when their workmanship has been proven.

You might be calling them to come fix this or that, and they have just disappeared.

Hope that cheers you up a bit.


Oh thanks Bruv :wah:

My husband did include in his praising e mail to the company that the two Rastarfarian electricians with their beat box of reagea reagea music, where highly entertaining.

I've never had two big black men dancing in my kitchen before. :wah:

Chezzie;1035782 wrote: Please dont post when the painters are in Oscar:sneaky::D:D


Me and galbally were pm'ing last week and i said, i've got the builders in.

You can guess what he thought??:wah:

No, the painters and decorators were very good as well :wah::wah:

oscar;1035787 wrote: Me and galbally were pm'ing last week and i said, i've got the builders in.

You can guess what he thought??:wah:

No, the painters and decorators were very good as well :wah::wah:


seems like you picked the right guys for the job hun

Chezzie;1035789 wrote: seems like you picked the right guys for the job hun


We thought they would balls something up but no, we've been all round the house and there's nothing. They did break our toilet seat, i think it was that big rasterfarian, but they gave us the money for it.

We're really pleased.

Like i said, i so wanted to complain. Damn :-5

You miss their music...that is complaining:wah:

qsducks;1035813 wrote: You miss their music...that is complaining:wah:




Yeah, i miss that reagea reagea beat box man. :wah::wah:

oscar;1035818 wrote: Yeah, i miss that reagea reagea beat box man. :wah::wah:


I'm listening to Tracy Chapman right now.

qsducks;1035820 wrote: I'm listening to Tracy Chapman right now.


I've just changed the duvet cover, Mr Oscar is watching t.v.

oscar;1035835 wrote: I've just changed the duvet cover, Mr Oscar is watching t.v.


Ahh, getting comfy in the beddie bye. This means you can go down into the kitchen and dance away. I do the crazy dancing with Q, especially Halloween Friday coming up, always good tunes.

qsducks;1035836 wrote: Ahh, getting comfy in the beddie bye. This means you can go down into the kitchen and dance away. I do the crazy dancing with Q, especially Halloween Friday coming up, always good tunes.


Oh no, i just realised. I ofered to run the take-away while Mr Oscar's boss is off and it's halloween. that means hoards of kids coming in for their fried chicken and huge amounts of delivery's No, i can't cope. No wonder he wanted the weekend off. I didn't think about Halloween. The bugger!!!:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

oscar;1035840 wrote: Oh no, i just realised. I ofered to run the take-away while Mr Oscar's boss is off and it's halloween. that means hoards of kids coming in for their fried chicken and huge amounts of delivery's No, i can't cope. No wonder he wanted the weekend off. I didn't think about Halloween. The bugger!!!:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:


I'm sending my daughter over to help you help. She'll be wearing a scary mask and with her attitude she shoudl scare the hell out of the little buggers.:wah:

qsducks;1035847 wrote: I'm sending my daughter over to help you help. She'll be wearing a scary mask and with her attitude she shoudl scare the hell out of the little buggers.:wah:


Yes please!! To have some-one who can speak English would be nice as well. I usually come home with a turkish accent speaking all that pigeon English to them.:wah:

oscar;1035850 wrote: Yes please!! To have some-one who can speak English would be nice as well. I usually come home with a turkish accent speaking all that pigeon English to them.:wah:


Beware she growls. A nice little redheaded growler coming your way. Oh and she's the sign of the Crab (Cancer). Nasty I tell you. Just nasty.:wah:

qsducks;1035854 wrote: Beware she growls. A nice little redheaded growler coming your way. Oh and she's the sign of the Crab (Cancer). Nasty I tell you. Just nasty.:wah:


Just what we need. We'll put her on the front counter, she frighten all those horrid kids away. :wah:

oscar;1035857 wrote: Just what we need. We'll put her on the front counter, she frighten all those horrid kids away. :wah:


Oh yes she will do for you. She can be quite nasty. And she is my nastiest child but I do love her, but boy, she will take you for a ride. Dreading the high school years.:wah:

qsducks;1035861 wrote: Oh yes she will do for you. She can be quite nasty. And she is my nastiest child but I do love her, but boy, she will take you for a ride. Dreading the high school years.:wah:


Oh you got the best bit to come then??? :wah::wah::wah: