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Oh I'm sorry. You must be confusing me with the maid we don't have!

I haven't had my coffee yet. Don't make me kill you!

Easy as pie my ass!

I've stopped listening, why haven't you stopped talking?

Just be happy I'm not a twin!

Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion!

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes!

If I'm talking you should be taking notes!

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say!

Don't make me break out my flying monkeys!

A good friend will come bail you out of jail. . . but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn. . . that was fun!"

Women and cats will do as they damn well please. . . men are just going to have to get used to it!

I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong!

I'm not stubborn, my way is just better!

Senior discount! I'm so old they should pay me just to be here!

Careful! or you'll end up in my novel!



:sneaky::sneaky: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I'm averaging getting about 3 or 4 catalogs a day now for christmas and they are full of this stuff!

:wah:

Hope6;1058140 wrote: :sneaky::sneaky: :yh_rotfl



I've stopped listening, why haven't you stopped talking?



Women and cats will do as they damn well please. . . men are just going to have to get used to it!






:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

These are the ones I have or have had:

I'm immature, unorganized, lazy and loud,

BUT I'M FUN!

I See Dumb People

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter

(Pic of a carebear) I'm grumpy inside & out

I Have Issues

A woman needs only 4 ANIMALS in her life:

1. A MINK on her back.

2. A JAGUAR in her garage.

3. A TIGER in her bed.

4. A JACKASS to pay for it all!

(Pic of Grumpy) Feeli' Grumpy

(So just deal with it!)

My idea of HAPPY HOUR is a NAP

I don't mind going to work

It's that time between clocking in and out that gets me down

(Pic of Tweety) Sorry, It's NOT my day to CARE!

(Pic of monkey with hands over its ears)

I'm not listening! I'm not listening!

Never Fear, Grandma's Here

Bump 'N Grind

Darts

(Pic of dart Board)

Stick 'Em Hard

All Night Long

(and then go shoot some darts)

Gone Crazy...

Be Back Soon

(Pic of Mickey Mouse)

You Can't Mess WIth Perfection

I can only Please one person a day.

Today isn't your day,

Tomorrow doesn't look good either!

(Pic of Betty Boop)

Mirror, Mirror on the wall

Make 'em beg

Make 'em crawl.

(Pic of Tweety)

I'm only 99% PERFECT

Don't give me attitude

I've got my own

shortie

Total BRAT

I want it ALL!

Stressed out!

I Give Up

Oops, I said the F-Word

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

Smartass University

Lord keep your arm around my shoulder

And your hand over my mouth

This is what

PERFECT

Looks like

If things get better with age then I'm approaching magnificent

If stress burned calories, I'd be thin

Sarcasm Just one of the things I offer

Odie;1058164 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


pretty good isn't it? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Peg;1058166 wrote: These are the ones I have or have had:

I'm immature, unorganized, lazy and loud,

BUT I'M FUN!

I See Dumb People

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter

(Pic of a carebear) I'm grumpy inside & out

I Have Issues

A woman needs only 4 ANIMALS in her life:

1. A MINK on her back.

2. A JAGUAR in her garage.

3. A TIGER in her bed.

4. A JACKASS to pay for it all!

(Pic of Grumpy) Feeli' Grumpy

(So just deal with it!)

My idea of HAPPY HOUR is a NAP

I don't mind going to work

It's that time between clocking in and out that gets me down

(Pic of Tweety) Sorry, It's NOT my day to CARE!

(Pic of monkey with hands over its ears)

I'm not listening! I'm not listening!

Never Fear, Grandma's Here

Bump 'N Grind

Darts

(Pic of dart Board)

Stick 'Em Hard

All Night Long

(and then go shoot some darts)

Gone Crazy...

Be Back Soon

(Pic of Mickey Mouse)

You Can't Mess WIth Perfection

I can only Please one person a day.

Today isn't your day,

Tomorrow doesn't look good either!

(Pic of Betty Boop)

Mirror, Mirror on the wall

Make 'em beg

Make 'em crawl.

(Pic of Tweety)

I'm only 99% PERFECT

Don't give me attitude

I've got my own

shortie

Total BRAT

I want it ALL!

Stressed out!

I Give Up

Oops, I said the F-Word

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

Smartass University

Lord keep your arm around my shoulder

And your hand over my mouth

This is what

PERFECT

Looks like

If things get better with age then I'm approaching magnificent

If stress burned calories, I'd be thin

Sarcasm Just one of the things I offer


they are all very cool! :wah::wah:

here's some more! :sneaky: :wah:

Real men use duct tape!

Oh my God, my mother was right about everything!

Everyone is born right-handed, only the gifted overcome it!

I started out with nothing and i still have most of it left!

I tried being good but i got bored!

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!

National Sarcasm Society, like we need your support!



and i think this one is my favorite so far! :sneaky:

I didn't say it was your fault i said i was going to blame you!

I have a shirt that says, "It's only funny until someone gets hurt......then it's hilarious!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hope6;1058250 wrote: here's some more! :sneaky: :wah:

Everyone is born right-handed, only the gifted overcome it!






this one is for me, I'm left handed!:yh_rotfl

My daughter is a redhead and often gets called "Carrot top"

So she has a great t-shirt that says "Carrot tops are GREEN, Einstein!"

shelbell;1058275 wrote: I have a shirt that says, "It's only funny until someone gets hurt......then it's hilarious!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


back in the 80's when they used to have those places in the mall where you go pick out your design and they would iron it on your shirt, i had one that said country girl and my husband had one that said country boy, and we had our names on the back of them! how cheesy was that now! :yh_rotfl

Odie;1058325 wrote: this one is for me, I'm left handed!:yh_rotfl


i'm left-handed too! :sneaky: :wah:

Rapunzel;1058404 wrote: My daughter is a redhead and often gets called "Carrot top"

So she has a great t-shirt that says "Carrot tops are GREEN, Einstein!"


Thats good! :wah:

Hope6;1060083 wrote: back in the 80's when they used to have those places in the mall where you go pick out your design and they would iron it on your shirt, i had one that said country girl and my husband had one that said country boy, and we had our names on the back of them! how cheesy was that now! :yh_rotfl


That's ok, my hubby still wants us to dress alike sometimes.

shelbell;1060116 wrote: That's ok, my hubby still wants us to dress alike sometimes.


i used to put my name on the back of all of mine, but then i had strange guys yelling hey Rhonda at me! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hope6;1060127 wrote: i used to put my name on the back of all of mine, but then i had strange guys yelling hey Rhonda at me! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Did any of them start singing "help me Rhonda yeah, get her outta my heart"? Or however the words are. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell;1060137 wrote: Did any of them start singing "help me Rhonda yeah, get her outta my heart"? Or however the words are. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


i've had people sing that to me yeah! :yh_rotfl

shelbell;1060137 wrote: Did any of them start singing "help me Rhonda yeah, get her outta my heart"? Or however the words are. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



(Brian Wilson)

Well since she put me down I 've been out doin' in my head

Come in late at night and in the mornin' I just lay in bed

Well, Rhonda you look so fine (look so fine)

And I know it wouldn't take much time

For you to help me Rhonda

Help me get her out of my heart

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda yeah

Get her out of my heart

She was gonna be my wife

And I was gonna be her man

But she let another guy come between us

And it ruined our plan



Well, Rhonda you caught my eye (caught my eye)

And I can give you lotsa reasons why

You gotta help me Rhonda

Help me get her out of my heart

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda yeah

Get her out of my heart

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda yeah

Get her out of my heart

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Hope6;1060146 wrote: i've had people sing that to me yeah! :yh_rotfl


I'm sure more that just one also. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1060150 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



(Brian Wilson)

Well since she put me down I 've been out doin' in my head

Come in late at night and in the mornin' I just lay in bed

Well, Rhonda you look so fine (look so fine)

And I know it wouldn't take much time

For you to help me Rhonda

Help me get her out of my heart

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda yeah

Get her out of my heart

She was gonna be my wife

And I was gonna be her man

But she let another guy come between us

And it ruined our plan



Well, Rhonda you caught my eye (caught my eye)

And I can give you lotsa reasons why

You gotta help me Rhonda

Help me get her out of my heart

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda yeah

Get her out of my heart

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda yeah

Get her out of my heart

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda

Help me Rhonda

Help, help me Rhonda


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i've always thought it was so cool that my name was in a song!

thank you for putting that up darlin!

Hope6;1060374 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i've always thought it was so cool that my name was in a song!

thank you for putting that up darlin!


your welcome!

My current favorite T-shirt slogan--IMPEACH OBAMA-CALL IT A PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE!

I bought this tee shirt for my son: "I woke up for this"?

My real name is Wendy, and i've been teased with the Wendy's Hamburgers saying,

"Ooo, Wendy ~ Hot and Juicy!"

to which i reply

"Chili and Frosty, for you."

And i like this one, even though i WAS born a Texan:

i wasn't born a Texan,

but i got here as fast as i could!

i've wanted to get one for my husband!

Uh, oh ~ funny story:

When we first got married, we moved to his hometown of Denver, CO, where he sent me to truck driving school. Once i graduated, we became big, burly truck drivers, and we were in the process of moving all of our stuff down to my folk's ranch, which was where we based ourselves.

Anyway, on the way down, we got into Texas, and i don't know if y'all know this or not, but in Texas we will pull over and drive on the paved shoulder of the road in order to allow someone going faster to pass, safely. These shoulders aren't quite as wide as the regular lane, but plenty wide enough for even a big SUV.

Anyway, we get into Texas with Dear driving his PickUp with a U-Haul trailer, and me in my little car. We're going a little slower than the speed limit, because of the trailer, when a vehicle comes up behind me. i naturally move over, let it pass, it blinks it's emergency lights a couple of times to thank me, and then ~

GETS STUCK BEHIND DEAR!!!

The road was sort of winding, so there weren't a lot of places to pass, and the fast dude wanted to hurry up, so he starts weaving back and forth, TRYING to get Dear to notice him, and PULL IT OVER!

Meanwhile, i'm sitting back at the end, watching all of this, wondering how Dear missed seeing ME pull over, and why isn't HE doing it, and seriously wondering if the fast dude is going to get into a wreck.

Finally, we hit a straightaway, and the dude is able to pass ~ with MUCHO Honking and hand gestures to Dear, who is freaking out, his own self!

The FIRST off-ramp we get to, Dear exits, pulls over and comes stomping back to me in the car, practically apopoleptic and foaming at the mouth, shouting,

"DID YOU SEE THAT DUMBASS???"

And before he could go on, i had jumped out of the car and screammed back at him:

"NOT ONLY DID I SEE HIM,

I'M LOOKING AT HIM, RIGHT NOW!!!"

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Once we'd settled down, i explained about the pull-over thing, and he was suitably sheepish!

Idgie;1060534 wrote: "Careful, or you'll end up in my novel!"

"If idiots grew on trees this place would be an orchard"

"I've stopped listening, why haven't you stopped talking?"

"I don't care about my problems, why should I care about yours?"

"I'm a bad ass. You're just an ass."

"A few clowns short of a circus now aren't we?"

"DEJA MOO: The feeling you've heard this bull before"


they are some good ones too!

my husband says he needs the idiot orchard one to wear to his job! :yh_rotfl

hoppy;1060439 wrote: My current favorite T-shirt slogan--IMPEACH OBAMA-CALL IT A PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE!


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Fyrenza;1060547 wrote: My real name is Wendy, and i've been teased with the Wendy's Hamburgers saying,

"Ooo, Wendy ~ Hot and Juicy!"

to which i reply

"Chili and Frosty, for you."

And i like this one, even though i WAS born a Texan:

i wasn't born a Texan,

but i got here as fast as i could!

i've wanted to get one for my husband!

Uh, oh ~ funny story:

When we first got married, we moved to his hometown of Denver, CO, where he sent me to truck driving school. Once i graduated, we became big, burly truck drivers, and we were in the process of moving all of our stuff down to my folk's ranch, which was where we based ourselves.

Anyway, on the way down, we got into Texas, and i don't know if y'all know this or not, but in Texas we will pull over and drive on the paved shoulder of the road in order to allow someone going faster to pass, safely. These shoulders aren't quite as wide as the regular lane, but plenty wide enough for even a big SUV.

Anyway, we get into Texas with Dear driving his PickUp with a U-Haul trailer, and me in my little car. We're going a little slower than the speed limit, because of the trailer, when a vehicle comes up behind me. i naturally move over, let it pass, it blinks it's emergency lights a couple of times to thank me, and then ~

GETS STUCK BEHIND DEAR!!!

The road was sort of winding, so there weren't a lot of places to pass, and the fast dude wanted to hurry up, so he starts weaving back and forth, TRYING to get Dear to notice him, and PULL IT OVER!

Meanwhile, i'm sitting back at the end, watching all of this, wondering how Dear missed seeing ME pull over, and why isn't HE doing it, and seriously wondering if the fast dude is going to get into a wreck.

Finally, we hit a straightaway, and the dude is able to pass ~ with MUCHO Honking and hand gestures to Dear, who is freaking out, his own self!

The FIRST off-ramp we get to, Dear exits, pulls over and comes stomping back to me in the car, practically apopoleptic and foaming at the mouth, shouting,

"DID YOU SEE THAT DUMBASS???"

And before he could go on, i had jumped out of the car and screammed back at him:

"NOT ONLY DID I SEE HIM,

I'M LOOKING AT HIM, RIGHT NOW!!!"

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Once we'd settled down, i explained about the pull-over thing, and he was suitably sheepish!


great story! :-6

qsducks;1060541 wrote: I bought this tee shirt for my son: "I woke up for this"?


Yep!! Going to run out and have this one made just for me. :yh_rotfl

I like one i saw that said, i don't even know why i'm out of bed, and another one that said i don't do mornings!

jimbo;1060563 wrote: i had a tea shirt with



isaac hunt written on :)



people used to just come up to me and say isaac hunt ?



and i used to just say thats nice for you , if you say you are , most people used to laugh but some just did not see the funny side :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:sneaky: :yh_rotfl

I bought my hubs one years ago that read:

Procrastination:

1.

Idgie;1060768 wrote: :wah:

How about Forrest Gumps:

"Stupid is as stupid does"


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Idgie;1060768 wrote: :wah:

How about Forrest Gumps:

"Stupid is as stupid does"




OMG i forgot about this one Idgie!! Just love that saying. :wah:

qsducks;1060625 wrote: I bought my hubs one years ago that read:

Procrastination:

1.


Idgie;1060768 wrote: :wah:

How about Forrest Gumps:

"Stupid is as stupid does"


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

hoppy;1060439 wrote: My current favorite T-shirt slogan--IMPEACH OBAMA-CALL IT A PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE!


That's awesome hoppy....send me one!!!:wah::wah:

shelbell;1060803 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


hey Shel! how did your therapy go today darlin! :-4

oh btw! :yh_kiss :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hope6;1060817 wrote: hey Shel! how did your therapy go today darlin! :-4

oh btw! :yh_kiss :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


What does this have to do with tee shirt slogans? Just wondering:yh_rotfl

Hope6;1060817 wrote: hey Shel! how did your therapy go today darlin! :-4

oh btw! :yh_kiss :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


she needs a t-shirt that says, 'I'm in Therapy'!:yh_rotfl



I'll buy one for myself also!:wah:

Hope6;1060817 wrote: hey Shel! how did your therapy go today darlin! :-4

oh btw! :yh_kiss :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


That's not until 2:30...I've got up early for the test results on my female stuff. If I'm not up, I won't I don't hear my phone ring and most of the time it's rigjt next to my head! Thanks for asking hun. :-4

shelbell;1060806 wrote: That's awesome hoppy....send me one!!!:wah::wah:


cafepress.com

lots of fun T-shirts.

Hope6;1060817 wrote: hey Shel! how did your therapy go today darlin! :-4

oh btw! :yh_kiss :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


I'm so sorry I forgot!! :-4

:yh_kiss:yh_kiss:yh_kiss :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks;1060824 wrote: What does this have to do with tee shirt slogans? Just wondering:yh_rotfl


Well, cuz I'll wear one of my "Don't Be a Pinhead" shirts. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell;1060935 wrote: Well, cuz I'll wear one of my "Don't Be a Pinhead" shirts. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


did you see what I posted about your therapy?:yh_rotfl

Odie;1060850 wrote: she needs a t-shirt that says, 'I'm in Therapy'!:yh_rotfl



I'll buy one for myself also!:wah:


I want one that just reads "PSYCHO"on it!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1060936 wrote: did you see what I posted about your therapy?:yh_rotfl


Yeah, I saw it.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

How about, "It's almost thanksgiving"(on the front) and "You're looking mighty tasty"on the back

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell;1060938 wrote: I want one that just reads "PSYCHO"on it!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


what size do you take?:yh_rotfl

I have all of those kinds right here!:wah:

Odie;1060946 wrote: what size do you take?:yh_rotfl

I have all of those kinds right here!:wah:


I prefer a 2X cuz they're nice and baggy and I love baggy clothes...they're so comfy!:)