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fuzzy butt;1062534 wrote: What would you do if you accidently came across a very large anatomically correct teddy bear (male in this instance) in someones house?:-2


Ooo eer Fuzz.. Not sure to be honest. Is there children in the house?

fuzzy butt;1062541 wrote: ummm no . I don't think a child would be cuddling this thing. He umm had a rather large ummmmmm you know. It's just a couple .


Did it have batteries?



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fuzzy butt;1062534 wrote: What would you do if you accidently came across a very large anatomically correct teddy bear (male in this instance) in someones house?:-2Can we have more details regarding this please dearheart:-3

fuzzy butt;1062534 wrote: What would you do if you accidently came across a very large anatomically correct teddy bear (male in this instance) in someones house?:-2


So, what did you do? Can we see photos? Ask if the bear has a sister.

fuzzy butt;1062534 wrote: What would you do if you accidently came across a very large anatomically correct teddy bear (male in this instance) in someones house?:-2


can you be a little more specific Fuzz?

fuzzy butt;1062551 wrote: There's a lady who cleans the holiday homes around my small town and I had to talk to her about the next rate payers meeting. so I walked into the house she was cleaning and we were talking away and then I noticed a big teddy sitting on the couch. I thought to myself oh he's so cute until I looked properly and saw a very large appendage on him . I turned back to the woman and she just shrugged.

I think I'm about to discover a new hobby:wah: I've looked on the internet and there's lots of people into these "plushies"? there's a whole industry of people making these animals. I think I might get onto this. I could make a fortuneWell I have aload of Teddies here me little darlin but not one like that.....dunno what to say really except Kay likes Teddies and maybe you should have a word with her about it mate;):D

fuzzy butt;1062556 wrote: Ummm when she reads that i think you should start running . she'll have the rolling pin out for sure :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Does this face look worried mate:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl....dont tell her schhhhh;):D

fuzzy butt;1062534 wrote: What would you do if you accidently came across a very large anatomically correct teddy bear (male in this instance) in someones house?:-2


Well I wouldn't turn my back on it for a start! Then if it made a move toward me, I'd kick it in its anatomically correct nuts!......:wah::wah::wah:

spot;1062543 wrote: Did it have batteries?



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SPOT!!!!! Shame on you.....LOL!!

fuzzy butt;1062583 wrote: aaawwwhhhh daubbsy you'll always be my big teddy bear:-4:D


Anatomically correct too!!!!!!;)

Carolly;1062553 wrote: Well I have aload of Teddies here me little darlin but not one like that.....dunno what to say really except Kay likes Teddies and maybe you should have a word with her about it mate;):D


If I remember correctly Carol you collect teddies too:sneaky: Mine are sweet innocent teddies....what are yours:sneaky::rolleyes:

OMG!!!

i collect teddy bears too, but i've never even heard of anything like this before! :-2

Carol, I think you had better check your teddies again ............ carefully ! Can't be too careful these days :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill;1062612 wrote: Carol, I think you had better check your teddies again ............ carefully ! Can't be too careful these days :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hope6;1062607 wrote: OMG!!!

i collect teddy bears too, but i've never even heard of anything like this before! :-2


oh oh and I have a pound puppy!:yh_rotfl

Well, I've heard about the valuable and very collectable Steiff Bears from Germany on the Antiques Roadshow.

Seems like you've encountered the Stiff Bear !

Richard Bell;1062671 wrote: Well, I've heard about the valuable and very collectable Steiff Bears from Germany on the Antiques Roadshow.

Seems like you've encountered the Stiff Bear !


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You can't tell us that and not describe your fursona!

kayleneaussie;1062594 wrote: If I remember correctly Carol you collect teddies too:sneaky: Mine are sweet innocent teddies....what are yours:sneaky::rolleyes:
Unlike its owner dear:D:p:rolleyes:

fuzzy butt;1062686 wrote: Okay you know before I tell you what I'm going to type here.

Yep I joined a "Furry" forum Hey, how else does one learn?

And you guys will be amazed to hear that some of you are "furries"

Let me explain

A furry is someone who lives a furry lifestyle or has an interest in Furry Art ( XMEN or or the anthromorhy thing of Wolverine etc. or comic book characters.) or likes to dress up as a furry (ummm like your football mascots) to a person who likes "plushies" which is another term for teddies and stuffed animals.

Their favourite characters would be anything from scooby doo to winnie the poo to the wombles.............anything animalic . but not neccesarily furry .......there was a thread on here some time ago which asked if you were and animal which animal would you like to be ...............a fantacy world so to speak.

but then you have the others .............who Yiff.........another term for sex. You can yiff a plushie or another human dressed as their character or furry of choice . the object is to stay in character whilst doing so .

So if you can't beat them up? join them ........................now i'm having cyber yiff with those with the most extreme imaginations that could ever exist. Sometimes I sit there and laugh and other times it's rather erotic. Trust me the thought of having a leapard tail swept across a naked backside is well ....................erotic.

So there you have it folks that's what the Bear with the penis was all about .

Now when the school holidays come up remind me not to go near that house because i don't think i wan tto meet the owners.:DYou SURE its not Kays house Megs:-3;)

fuzzy butt;1062692 wrote: OMG !!! CAZZA I almost fell off my chair!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:

quickly tell me your life story now because i don't think you're long for this earth :yh_rotflOh Megs I aint scared of her...anyway she wont have any hands free with little Meline in one hand and her laptop in the other:D...so what will you be doing Xmas Day babe apart from having a Teddy as company;):yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You guys are wicked!... I'm full of cold, can barely bloody breathe and you make me laugh till I near croak it! :yh_rotfl

There are some very strange fetishes out there, I'm of the opinion though that as long as what peeps do isn't illegal or forced on another then it's all good.....

fuzzy butt;1062695 wrote: I'll be on call or on a strike team........so no alcohol, or going to far away from the station . I don't mind though. the kids won't be here so all's good.
Ahhhh so you will be alone?What about ye dinner:-3:-4

fuzzy butt;1062688 wrote: fursona ey? So you know about this stuff? do you indulge ? or are you going to play Mr. innocent :wah::wah::wah:


Eeeek!

Milly;1062699 wrote: You guys are wicked!... I'm full of cold, can barely bloody breathe and you make me laugh till I near croak it! :yh_rotfl

There are some very strange fetishes out there, I'm of the opinion though that as long as what peeps do isn't illegal or forced on another then it's all good.....Kay and Megs may be but I aint:D:p:guitarist

fuzzy butt;1062723 wrote: Hhhmmm so whats your fursona spot?I'm a dirty rat, ask anyone.

fuzzy butt;1062712 wrote: You too huh? Brett was home from school last week and was sick the whole time we were in Melbourne Keehan had to come home from school today I can't breathe and beginning to sound a bit broncial and I have appointments all over the place tomorrow which I'll have to cancel

My heads swimming and I'm gulping down the sudefed and panadol.

I feel like crap . And it's that shitty flu ....one minute you feel okay and the next you're dying .

SHOOT ME NOW:-5:(


Poor you! (((hug)))

Yup, feeling like crap too.... Just had another roasting hot bath this morning and just lay there inhaling the steam, so feeling a little better just now..... But everything aches... even my hair today! :wah:

fuzzy butt;1062723 wrote: milly willy


You gave me a willy! :-2 You're not getting a little fetish for me are you Fuzzy :-2:wah:



I don't know if it's all a fetish some bits definately but not all of it. I see it as a kind of role play. Just look at some of the avatars on this forum youv'e got dragons and fairies etc. So I guess people choose a persona on forums.


Yup, I see what you're saying... I think of a fetish as a sexual attraction to materials or objects not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature.... I'd say that would apply to the ladys teddy bear :wah:

fuzzy butt;1062555 wrote: there was no way I was going to touch it.



I actually find the concept of having sex with stuffed animals very interesting. (psychologically)



there is a whole world I need to find out about ...............very very interesting.


Taxidermal sex?!:-2:-3

fuzzy butt;1062686 wrote: Okay you know before I tell you what I'm going to type here.



Yep I joined a "Furry" forum Hey, how else does one learn?



And you guys will be amazed to hear that some of you are "furries"



Let me explain



A furry is someone who lives a furry lifestyle or has an interest in Furry Art ( XMEN or or the anthromorhy thing of Wolverine etc. or comic book characters.) or likes to dress up as a furry (ummm like your football mascots) to a person who likes "plushies" which is another term for teddies and stuffed animals.



Their favourite characters would be anything from scooby doo to winnie the poo to the wombles.............anything animalic . but not neccesarily furry .......there was a thread on here some time ago which asked if you were and animal which animal would you like to be ...............a fantacy world so to speak.



but then you have the others .............who Yiff.........another term for sex. You can yiff a plushie or another human dressed as their character or furry of choice . the object is to stay in character whilst doing so .



So if you can't beat them up? join them ........................now i'm having cyber yiff with those with the most extreme imaginations that could ever exist. Sometimes I sit there and laugh and other times it's rather erotic. Trust me the thought of having a leapard tail swept across a naked backside is well ....................erotic.



So there you have it folks that's what the Bear with the penis was all about .



Now when the school holidays come up remind me not to go near that house because i don't think i wan tto meet the owners.
Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that a poster named Fuzzy Butt joined a "FURRY" website.



You must have been very popular right after you joined Fuzzy.:yh_rotfl

spot;1062725 wrote: I'm a dirty rat, ask anyone.


rats have awfully long tails huh! :sneaky:





:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

fuzzy butt;1062534 wrote: What would you do if you accidently came across a very large anatomically correct teddy bear (male in this instance) in someones house?:-2


Hmmmmm.....the teddy is fuzzy I assume, and you are fuzzy....are you sure this wasn't at your house?? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl