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Did anybody see that preacher on TV last week asking his parishoners to have sex

7 days a week? Everyday...I think I would go nuts.:wah: What do you think?

Would you folks be able to do it 7 days a week everyday? Exhausting if you ask me.:wah:

sounds good to me!:wah:


now what is sex again?:wah:

Finally, a thread I can get off on.:wah:

hoppy;1067928 wrote: Finally, a thread I can get off on.:wah:


:yh_rotfl

hoppy;1067928 wrote: Finally, a thread I can get off on.:wah:


OMG........that was to good!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Something to chat about besides FOOD!:wah:

and toilet habits:yh_rotfl

and butter:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I mean really? Could you put up with your other half wanting to do it every day?:wah:

qsducks;1067936 wrote: I mean really? Could you put up with your other half wanting to do it every day?:wah:


he says yes, I say NO!:yh_rotfl

Chezzie;1067934 wrote:

and butter:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


yup, could be slippery!:wah:

Odie;1067942 wrote: he says yes, I say NO!:yh_rotfl


At the moment, I'm avoiding somebody who keeps calling:wah:

qsducks;1067948 wrote: At the moment, I'm avoiding somebody who keeps calling:wah:


oh honey, got five minutes?:yh_rotfl

Odie;1067952 wrote: oh honey, got five minutes?:yh_rotfl


I think I must have married the horniest person on the planet.:sneaky:

qsducks;1067956 wrote: I think I must have married the horniest person on the planet.:sneaky:


wanna bet? mine's alot younger than me, he's got a constant one!:-5:wah:

Odie;1067960 wrote: wanna bet? mine's alot younger than me, he's got a constant one!:-5:wah:


My hubs can be on a job and think about it and then calls to see if I'm available:wah: If he calls on the house phone...I let it go to my cell phone and then lie about where I am. Not to be mean, but jeez everyday?

qsducks;1067969 wrote: My hubs can be on a job and think about it and then calls to see if I'm available:wah: If he calls on the house phone...I let it go to my cell phone and then lie about where I am. Not to be mean, but jeez everyday?





he's obsessed with you!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks;1067918 wrote: Did anybody see that preacher on TV last week asking his parishoners to have sex

7 days a week? Everyday...I think I would go nuts.:wah: What do you think?


LOL... I'm thinking maybe they're looking to extend their parish!.... I should imagine their will be a whole load of new parishiners being born! :wah:

yes please

qsducks;1067936 wrote: I mean really? Could you put up with your other half wanting to do it every day?:wah:
You didn't stipulate it had to be with the "same other half" every day! :wah::sneaky:;):p

el guapo;1068091 wrote: yes please


Leave her alone for awhile, for God's sake, el guapo. She just had your baby.

qsducks;1067918 wrote: Did anybody see that preacher on TV last week asking his parishoners to have sex

7 days a week? Everyday...I think I would go nuts.:wah: What do you think?


You mean like one big church orgy??:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Why exactly did the Preacher exhort his parishioners to do this???? It's not that I have a problem with the idea... as such. It's just I'm more used to religious people who try to stop everyone having anything to do with evil sex, not encouraging them into daily debauchery. I mean sex IS sinful, isn't it? That's one reason it's fun. If we HAVE to do it every day, it is likely to become a chore and lose it's allure.... boring boring....



AHHHHHHH so that's it. The preacher is trying to get his parishioners to become so totally shagged out that they turn to holy thoughts and charitable works to get their kicks. Good one - Padre!!!!!!

:sneaky:

AussiePam;1068387 wrote: Why exactly did the Preacher exhort his parishioners to do this???? It's not that I have a problem with the idea... as such. It's just I'm more used to religious people who try to stop everyone having anything to do with evil sex, not encouraging them into daily debauchery. I mean sex IS sinful, isn't it? That's one reason it's fun. If we HAVE to do it every day, it is likely to become a chore and lose it's allure.... boring boring....



AHHHHHHH so that's it. The preacher is trying to get his parishioners to become so totally shagged out that they turn to holy thoughts and charitable works to get their kicks. Good one - Padre!!!!!!

:sneaky:


I can't believe you came up with that Pam!!! :yh_worshp:yh_worshp:yh_worshp

maybe in the beginning of a relationship.... :wah:

el guapo;1068091 wrote: yes please


You have to wait 6 weeks:wah:

chance be a good start :yh_rotfl

AussiePam;1068387 wrote: Why exactly did the Preacher exhort his parishioners to do this???? It's not that I have a problem with the idea... as such. It's just I'm more used to religious people who try to stop everyone having anything to do with evil sex, not encouraging them into daily debauchery. I mean sex IS sinful, isn't it? That's one reason it's fun. If we HAVE to do it every day, it is likely to become a chore and lose it's allure.... boring boring....



AHHHHHHH so that's it. The preacher is trying to get his parishioners to become so totally shagged out that they turn to holy thoughts and charitable works to get their kicks. Good one - Padre!!!!!!

:sneaky:


Exactly! A chore...gets boring.

qsducks;1067936 wrote: I mean really? Could you put up with your other half wanting to do it every day?:wah:




If he wants it every day he could have it everyday.



On the condition that on the 6 days a week that I don't want it he has it on his own!:wah::sneaky:

el guapo;1068091 wrote: yes please


not for another 6 weeks!:yh_rotfl

along-for-the-ride;1068235 wrote: Leave her alone for awhile, for God's sake, el guapo. She just had your baby.






cars;1068102 wrote: You didn't stipulate it had to be with the "same other half" every day! :wah::sneaky:;):p


i take the 5th but agree with cars