Novice Hooker
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:29 pm
Harry & his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, 'Stand in
Front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred Quid.
Any questions, I'll be parked around the corner.'
She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, 'How much?'
She says, 'A hundred quid.'
He says, 'All I got is thirty'.
She says, 'Hold on,' and runs back to Harry and asks, 'What can he get for Thirty?'
'A hand job,' Harry replied.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty quid is a hand job.
He agrees. She gets in the car.
He unzips his trousers, and out pops this HUGE willy!
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, 'I'll be right back.'She runs back to Harry.
'What's wrong?' he asks,
'Any chance you could lend this guy seventy quid?! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, 'Stand in
Front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred Quid.
Any questions, I'll be parked around the corner.'
She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, 'How much?'
She says, 'A hundred quid.'
He says, 'All I got is thirty'.
She says, 'Hold on,' and runs back to Harry and asks, 'What can he get for Thirty?'
'A hand job,' Harry replied.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty quid is a hand job.
He agrees. She gets in the car.
He unzips his trousers, and out pops this HUGE willy!
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, 'I'll be right back.'She runs back to Harry.
'What's wrong?' he asks,
'Any chance you could lend this guy seventy quid?! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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