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I have made some such good friends and feel that i known many of you for years now.

I have noticed that many of you have your own rooms and, frankly, I'm jealous and i want one.

This will probably be the shortest thread on Forum Garden but it's worth a try.

I will be out all night tonight and tomorrow but i expect lots and lots of nice friendly posts please.

Thank you dear friends and gmc. :-6:-6:-6:-6

How do you get your avatar girl to dance?



How long are your arms?



Regular cut or thong?



Ice cream or cake or both?



How many wood chips in a wood chips pile?

alright, its my alien friends room!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

what's for lunch?:wah:



NANU NANU FRENCH TOAST!:driving:

shelbell;1071020 wrote: How do you get your avatar girl to dance?

I didn't, it did it on it's own.



How long are your arms? As long as my sleeves



Regular cut or thong? Regular cut



Ice cream or cake or both? Both



How many wood chips in a wood chips pile? It depends how big the pile is:wah:

Odie;1071031 wrote: alright, its my alien friends room!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

what's for lunch?:wah:



NANU NANU FRENCH TOAST!:driving:












Pizza yeah

Got to go to work now but be back at 01 am. NANU NANU

oscar;1071040 wrote: It depends how big the pile is:wah:


Lets say it's 5'x10'x7'.....

shelbell;1071046 wrote: Lets say it's 5'x10'x7'.....


Oh that's easy now.. Of course by taking mass multiplied by volume subtracting index and dividing by woodchips.... It would be 17,821 naturally. :yh_rotfl

oscar;1071049 wrote: Oh that's easy now.. Of course by taking mass multiplied by volume subtracting index and dividing by woodchips.... It would be 17,821 naturally. :yh_rotfl


Thank you, I was very worried about this and getting quite upset!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1071042 wrote: Pizza yeah

Got to go to work now but be back at 01 am. NANU NANU


NANU NANU!:guitarist

Odie;1071055 wrote: NANU NANU!:guitarist


I'm off now.. catch you guys later.

NANU NANU NEEEEE NEEEE NEEEE NEEEE WEEEE WEEEEE NINI NINI WOOOO WOOOO:yh_rotfl

oscar;1071057 wrote: I'm off now.. catch you guys later.

NANU NANU NEEEEE NEEEE NEEEE NEEEE WEEEE WEEEEE NINI NINI WOOOO WOOOO:yh_rotfl


don't forget me on your Christmas list!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1071057 wrote: I'm off now.. catch you guys later.



NANU NANU NEEEEE NEEEE NEEEE NEEEE WEEEE WEEEEE NINI NINI WOOOO WOOOO:yh_rotfl


Oscar has gone out on the tiles for the weekend scaring the cats with her wild alien mating calls.

:wah:

OpenMind;1071074 wrote: Oscar has gone out on the tiles for the weekend scaring the cats with her wild alien mating calls.

:wah:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oi saddo ya not ment to open ya own room

Why the heck not, el guapo? Some things ya gotta do yourelf.

Hey, oscar. I just dropped in to say hello.

What did you buy Peter for Christmas?:sneaky:

you can tell me, I know how to keep a secret!:yh_rotfl

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

And Happy Birthday!

qsducks;1071398 wrote: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

And Happy Birthday!


None, cos he can't chuck wood. If he could chuck wood the wood that he chuck would be the wood he couldnt chuck meaning there was no wood chucked by the wood chuck..

oscar;1071421 wrote: None, cos he can't chuck wood. If he could chuck wood the wood that he chuck would be the wood he couldnt chuck meaning there was no wood chucked by the wood chuck..


Is this a hypothetical question?:wah:

qsducks;1071423 wrote: Is this a hypothetical question?:wah:


Theorecticaly it could be a hypothectical connundrum.

oscar;1071426 wrote: Theorecticaly it could be a hypothectical connundrum.


I would rather play the Rubick's cube than answer it:wah:

Geeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz ducks to many big words there for me lol:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

jimbo;1071571 wrote: what made you pick mr oscar as the man who's life you wanted to ruin ,i mean what first attracted you to me oscar and what was it about him that made you decide he was a keeper.... i dont really mean keeper as a goal keeper or the one you decided to keep torturing till death free's the poor fella :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Would you like me to be serious??



I met Mr Oscar at a company we both worked for. Many years ago. It was love at first sight for him which is understandable but it took me a while as he was so much older than me.

I think i knew he was the 'one' when i was looking to move house and we decided to share a flat together To save money. It was when i turned up with 14 cats and 'bonkers Cara', a rotty/german shepherd cross and he never batted an eyelid. Bonkers 'Cara' ate our new flat so he had built her a house in the garden especially for her and built me some small sheds to house the half dead road kill i often came home with to nurse.

Then i found out he sent flowers every week, helped old ladie's across the road, carried old ladie's shopping home and took his old mum out every sunday.

Then i found i could play The Stranglers until the house shook and he took no notice and he let me go off for weeks to see them on tour. You see.. Freedom, that's half the battle.

In the end, Mr Oscar was the man i always wanted to go home to and not have to go out again once i was htere.

He's the kindest man i have ever met in my life and my mum loved him which said everything. he is a perfect gentlman and will not leave the house until his shoes are shined and all the house is clean.

He lets me have complete control of the remote control and ask me very day what i want for dinner.

Yep...... That will do for starters. :-4

happy birthday oscar!

oscar;1071840 wrote: Would you like me to be serious??



I met Mr Oscar at a company we both worked for. Many years ago. It was love at first sight for him which is understandable but it took me a while as he was so much older than me.

I think i knew he was the 'one' when i was looking to move house and we decided to share a flat together To save money. It was when i turned up with 14 cats and 'bonkers Cara', a rotty/german shepherd cross and he never batted an eyelid. Bonkers 'Cara' ate our new flat so he had built her a house in the garden especially for her and built me some small sheds to house the half dead road kill i often came home with to nurse.

Then i found out he sent flowers every week, helped old ladie's across the road, carried old ladie's shopping home and took his old mum out every sunday.

Then i found i could play The Stranglers until the house shook and he took no notice and he let me go off for weeks to see them on tour. You see.. Freedom, that's half the battle.

In the end, Mr Oscar was the man i always wanted to go home to and not have to go out again once i was htere.

He's the kindest man i have ever met in my life and my mum loved him which said everything. he is a perfect gentlman and will not leave the house until his shoes are shined and all the house is clean.

He lets me have complete control of the remote control and ask me very day what i want for dinner.

Yep...... That will do for starters. :-4




That is so lovely :-4:-4

while I'm here, can someone ask my wife where she's put the remote for the television?

Thanks as i don't like to interupt her on Fg.

Peter Lake;1072609 wrote: while I'm here, can someone ask my wife where she's put the remote for the television?

Thanks as i don't like to interupt her on Fg.


hmmmmmmmmmmmm don't blame it on her, the aliens stole it to use on my t.v.!:-5