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Barman;1071187 wrote: This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."

The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"

The guy says "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"



Best i get me coat after that one.


I'm from Iowa and we don't drink white wine.:yh_rotfl

jimbo;1071231 wrote: i heard hoppy wears a kilt so the animals dont get warned by his zipper :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl







just kidding hoppy :p:p:p


Yep. When people heard me talk about my flock, they thought I was a preacher. I had 'em fooled until someone followed me to my "church".