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An International Index measuring one night stands , total number of partners and attitudes towards casual sex has Britain leading, ahead of Australia, the U.S., France, Netherlands, Italy and Germany. SHOCKING -:wah: GO BRITS

God'll git 'em fer that.

Naughty Brits! :yh_rotfl

I've already promised them I'm gonna stop......:sneaky:

I'm moving other there!:yh_rotfl

It's just a few of us, the stats would make more sense if they considered the studs of each country as a distinct category. If I took up knitting instead the numbers might balance.

dubs;1074541 wrote: I've already promised them I'm gonna stop......:sneaky:


Oh Dubsie:-4



You always say that;):p

i must say i'm shocked and surprised! :-3

but then i'm considered a prude by most folks anyway so there ya go! :yh_rotfl

oh well maybe i should move there too! :sneaky: :yh_rotfl

Kathy Ellen;1074549 wrote: Oh Dubsie:-4



You always say that;):p


Tis true!....:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Dosent carol live there :sneaky::yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;1074562 wrote: Dosent carol live there :sneaky::yh_rotfl


OMG!!! :sneaky: :yh_rotfl

Hope6;1074564 wrote: OMG!!! :sneaky: :yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;1074565 wrote: :yh_rotfl


Carols gonna get you! :sneaky: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Jealous I tell, they're just jealous that we have such fun over here!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



It's too bloody cold for nookie at the moment, hands and feet remain on their own side of the bed!

kayleneaussie;1074562 wrote: Dosent carol live there :sneaky::yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl but so do Chez, Jimbo, Kaz, Helen...oh I could go on:sneaky: What place did the US come into?

spot;1074548 wrote: It's just a few of us, the stats would make more sense if they considered the studs of each country as a distinct category. If I took up knitting instead the numbers might balance.


Have you forgotton that Thatcher taxed sex?

Peter Lake;1074946 wrote: Have you forgotton that Thatcher taxed sex?


You definitely don't want tacks about when you have sex - one pr**k is enough!! :sneaky:

Imladris;1074952 wrote: You definitely don't want tacks about when you have sex - one pr**k is enough!! :sneaky:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Imladris;1074952 wrote: You definitely don't want tacks about when you have sex - one pr**k is enough!! :sneaky:


Gordon is a bit stuffy so maybe he'll just make it illegal along with everything else.

Peter Lake;1074960 wrote: Gordon is a bit stuffy so maybe he'll just make it illegal along with everything else.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



I'm sorry but you've just put the image of GB having sex in my head - I may never forgive you for this.............................

Imladris;1074966 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



I'm sorry but you've just put the image of GB having sex in my head - I may never forgive you for this.............................


He's a father, so he must have had sex some time. The thought is quite disgusting i must agree. I bet he calls out his own name?:wah:

Peter Lake;1074960 wrote: Gordon is a bit stuffy so maybe he'll just make it illegal along with everything else.


or he could just borrow money against it

el guapo;1075080 wrote: or he could just borrow money against it He'll charge interest as well.

good god does every thread have to be turned in to a political one:rolleyes::rolleyes: whres jimbo when yu need him:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

jimbo;1075155 wrote: i did hear he had a massive black hole somewhere





suzy ,chezzer,milly carolly .kaz gill ,helen,oscar all sweet innocent members that butter would not melt in thier mouths





that bliddy immy must rattle like a milk float :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Im just so happy i got included:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:driving::guitarist

jimbo;1075155 wrote: i did hear he had a massive black hole somewhere





suzy ,chezzer,milly carolly .kaz gill ,helen,oscar all sweet innocent members that butter would not melt in thier mouths





that bliddy immy must rattle like a milk float :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


I would have thought the French to be more promiscuous/

Peter Lake;1075160 wrote: I would have thought the French to be more promiscuous/


And here I thought it was the US.:sneaky:

jimbo;1075170 wrote: nah buddy they dont shower so they just stink of sex all the time thus people easily make that mistake :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl





plus they use garlic as conteception ...... that and burping a lot





plus not brushing their teeth





it has been said that the geeermans invaded them with the threat of soap,mouthwash and toothpaste :-3:-3


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

jimbo;1075170 wrote: nah buddy they dont shower so they just stink of sex all the time thus people easily make that mistake :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl





plus they use garlic as contraception ...... that and burping a lot





plus not brushing their teeth





it has been said that the geeermans invaded them with the threat of soap,mouthwash and toothpaste :-3:-3


I avoid France at all cost. Full of French people.

jimbo;1075191 wrote: not to mention the giant mice at euro disney





what were they thinking .... the most rude ,smelly ,lazy nation on earth



trying to be american





actually :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Who?? The French, the mice or the Americans????:yh_rotfl