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Another necktie. I bought one in 1960 when I got married. Still got it and don't need another one. And Woe to anyone who buries me wearing a tie.

Pink fluffy dice for my car.

for 1 i dont want corally singing

or any of these

YouTube - redneck days of christmas

a toaster

I also don't want a coupon from my hubby for a free night of lovin. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell;1075551 wrote: I also don't want a coupon from my hubby for a free night of lovin. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


What you want him to charge you?















Now thats freaky :yh_rotfl

I dont want any arguing from kids or adults;)

don't want snotty nosed kids!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

SuzyB;1075557 wrote: What you want him to charge you?















Now thats freaky :yh_rotfl


Me pay him????????? It's more like how much he'd have to pay me....yes, I am a prostitute in my other life!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell;1075551 wrote: I also don't want a coupon from my hubby for a free night of lovin. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


who could ask for anything more?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie;1075447 wrote: None of these

The 12 STIs Of Christmas


Good one! :yh_rotfl

JAB;1075642 wrote: The flu.


well said, bravo!

fruitcake!

Kindle;1075978 wrote: fruitcake!


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I hate that but Jim loves it:rolleyes:

SuzyB;1076070 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I hate that but Jim loves it:rolleyes:


there are a few who do, very few...................

My MIL was one. I was breaking one up and taking it out the backdoor to feed to the raccoons and she was snatching it off the plate as I was walking. :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Kindle;1076157 wrote: there are a few who do, very few...................

My MIL was one. I was breaking one up and taking it out the backdoor to feed to the raccoons and she was snatching it off the plate as I was walking. :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl


Thats what i'm like with chocolate, I've even been known to eat it off the floor when I've dropped it o

I don't want a horse..:-2

Kid's :yh_rotfl

A migraine headache. Had one last year at Christmas. It sucks.

Bah humbug

I don't want any small children murdering 'Silent Night' outside my door making my dogs woof.

I don't want the 'Roundtable' coming round with their garrish float and fake Santa rattling tins for money.

I don't want spotty shop assistants packing my christmas shopping

I don't want people leaping on me in shops trying to sell me Charity Christmas cards.

I don't want a fight in the car park over the last space

I don't want to try the new brand of stuffing, 'chestnut and monkey serum'.

I don't want any presents that cost under £100

No pink cardi's

No slippers

No crap tins of bisquits

No cheap wine

Nothing that comes from The 'Esso garage' at the last minute

No Poinsetta's

No perfume that takes your skin off

No bath salts (I'm not old enough)

No tights

No musical Christmas cards



I will think of some more :mad::mad:

"No crap tins of bisquits"





:yh_rotfl No scottish shortbread?? SCROOGE!!!

No recycled presents that you had last xmas and didnt want and saved to give to a schmuk like me:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Raven;1076285 wrote: "No crap tins of bisquits"





:yh_rotfl No scottish shortbread?? SCROOGE!!!


No, i love Scottish shortbread.

The one's i mean are the packs of allegedly 'genuine belgian' bisquits that taste like soggy cardboard and sawdust yuk

Chezzie;1076293 wrote: No recycled presents that you had last xmas and didnt want and saved to give to a schmuk like me:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Bugger, I've been rumbled :yh_rotfl

oscar;1076294 wrote: No, i love Scottish shortbread.

The one's i mean are the packs of allegedly 'genuine belgian' bisquits that taste like soggy cardboard and sawdust yuk


Just sent my folks some nice treats from marks and spencers. My Mom LOVES scottish shortbread! (goes right to the bum too)

oscar;1076297 wrote: Bugger, I've been rumbled :yh_rotfl


can you stop my delivery or post me something from Harrods quick:yh_rotfl

Chezzie;1076300 wrote: can you stop my delivery or post me something from Harrods quick:yh_rotfl


Harrods, now your talking.



The last time i was in Harrods, (this is true), we got in the lift and the attendant asked 'Going Down?)

My friend said 'No, it's just the way i'm standing.

I could have died. :(

oscar;1076316 wrote: Harrods, now your talking.





The last time i was in Harrods, (this is true), we got in the lift and the attendant asked 'Going Down?)

My friend said 'No, it's just the way i'm standing.



I could have died. :(


Are you SERIOUS!!!!!!! :yh_laugh:yh_rotfl

oscar;1076316 wrote: Harrods, now your talking.



The last time i was in Harrods, (this is true), we got in the lift and the attendant asked 'Going Down?)

My friend said 'No, it's just the way i'm standing.

I could have died. :(


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflLove it I'd have wet myself laughing

SuzyB;1076323 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflLove it I'd have wet myself laughing


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

SuzyB;1076323 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflLove it I'd have wet myself laughing


I suppose i should have been grateful that he didn't ask 'Men's Underwear'?

oscar;1076375 wrote: I suppose i should have been grateful that he didn't ask 'Men's Underwear'?


Yes Mrs Slocum:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

SuzyB;1076161 wrote: Thats what i'm like with chocolate, I've even been known to eat it off the floor when I've dropped it o


I too believe in the 3-second rule. :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Raven;1076253 wrote: A migraine headache. Had one last year at Christmas. It sucks.


Cool Raven in your signature line .......................

Kindle go look at the thread words begining with B, I wrecked it and you followed :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

SuzyB;1076472 wrote: Kindle go look at the thread words begining with B, I wrecked it and you followed :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


suzy you are a prize plum

SuzyB;1076472 wrote: Kindle go look at the thread words begining with B, I wrecked it and you followed :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl ya sucked me right in...... Way to go!

Ohhhhhh, I don't want anymore coffee cups and candles....

el guapo;1076473 wrote: suzy you are a prize plum


Kindle;1076474 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl ya sucked me right in...... Way to go!


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Sad thing is I was having a great time it wasn't until Jim asked me how those words began with B that I wondered what he meant, still thought it was him that was looking at the wrong thread :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Barman;1075588 wrote: Oy you, keep it clean, £10 enough.


I have no idea how much that is in dollars....oh well, we can negotiate! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl