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Clyde Died

Our beloved pet vulture Clyde died yesterday, apparently of natural causes,

unlike Boris before him, who was crushed by a semi while having his road kill breakfast of unknown origin. We loved Clyde, but hadn't had him long enough to really get attached to him. It's for that reason that we have decided to have Clyde for our Xmas dinner instead of the traditional turkey. We found Clyde beneath our Sky TV antennae, unconscious, warm, but apparently dead. We put his remains in a nice plastic Hefty Bag and then into our freezer, where he will remain until Xmas morning. I can think of no finer tribute to our beloved pet than to have our family and friends partake of his remains. I know that Clyde would understand.

Clyde---------RIP

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Yikes..!! what does a Vulture taste like?? Their eating habits aren't the best can't imagine ol Clyde being to tasty.

Lon;1078375 wrote: Clyde Died

Our beloved pet vulture Clyde died yesterday, apparently of natural causes,

unlike Boris before him, who was crushed by a semi while having his road kill breakfast of unknown origin. We loved Clyde, but hadn't had him long enough to really get attached to him. It's for that reason that we have decided to have Clyde for our Xmas dinner instead of the traditional turkey. We found Clyde beneath our Sky TV antennae, unconscious, warm, but apparently dead. We put his remains in a nice plastic Hefty Bag and then into our freezer, where he will remain until Xmas morning. I can think of no finer tribute to our beloved pet than to have our family and friends partake of his remains. I know that Clyde would understand.

Clyde---------RIP
I really am sad about Clyde I really am.....but how can you eat him.I ask this because I have as Pets Geese and Ducks and also have had Chickens and I have to say...daft as I am maybe I have never eaten any of them when they have died.Guess we are all different I but just couldn't imagine sitting there eating a once loved pet as you indeed loved Clyde.Im not saying you are wrong for one moment but just saying its nothing I could ever do and yes I know that certain people may be reading this thinking silly cow but thats me I guess:rolleyes:;)

Carolly;1078423 wrote: I really am sad about Clyde I really am.....but how can you eat him.I ask this because I have as Pets Geese and Ducks and also have had Chickens and I have to say...daft as I am maybe I have never eaten any of them when they have died.Guess we are all different I but just couldn't imagine sitting there eating a once loved pet as you indeed loved Clyde.Im not saying you are wrong for one moment but just saying its nothing I could ever do and yes I know that certain people may be reading this thinking silly cow but thats me I guess:rolleyes:;)


I understand what you are saying, but you have to understand, your ducks and geese would not eat you if you died, but Clyde would have no compunction about eating me or another family member if we died first. It just seems fitting and just that we eat Clyde. Bon appetit

Have you ever eaten Vulture before Lon if so what does it taste like:-2

CARLA;1078381 wrote: Yikes..!! what does a Vulture taste like?? Their eating habits aren't the best can't imagine ol Clyde being to tasty.


On the contrary, vultures eat protein almost exclusively, dead rabbits, squirrels, deer, cattle, sheep, goats, cats & dogs etc. So their taste is sort of a composite of what they had been eating over the month prior to their demise. Of course, various herbs and spices added to Clydes preparation will enhance flavor. I am partial to garlic with thyme & rosemary. A bit of lemon squeeze at serving tops it off. Black pepper and salt of course.

I guess this is your humor Lon...a joke



Sorry...don't get it:rolleyes:

Kathy Ellen;1078441 wrote: I guess this is your humor Lon...a joke



Sorry...don't get it:rolleyes:


yea I was wondering if he is pulling our leg Kathy

Kathy Ellen;1078441 wrote: I guess this is your humor Lon...a joke



Sorry...don't get it:rolleyes:


but Clyde would have understood:rolleyes:

:wah::wah: oh dear Lon this must be Clyde the second then, if my memory serves me right... didn't you have Clyde the first last thanksgiving? :-2

Dont have much luck with vultures do you Lon.

Why not just have a budgie?

abbey;1078471 wrote: Dont have much luck with vultures do you Lon.

Why not just have a budgie?


I don't think you could make a Christmas dinner out of a budgie.

OpenMind;1078476 wrote: I don't think you could make a Christmas dinner out of a budgie.




:yh_rotfl Too Much!!

Raven;1078502 wrote: :yh_rotfl Too Much!!


Hi, Raven. How are you doing?

Being exhausted. Writing essays...(which i dont do very well) studying for exams (which I do VERY well) working and getting ready for Christmas! Hows you hunny?

I'm fine though Christmas will be tight for me this year. I'm off to library shortly to return books and borrow some more. Then get some food in.

I need more heaters for my flat and I'm sure as hell glad I got an electric blanket.

I have Arabella tomorrow which is always fun.:-6

Hmmmmm...................roast vulture which died from natural causes...................sissy food, Lon. :D

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No flies on me Lon, just like your imaginary road kill:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Ive been had bang to rights......hook. line and bleedin sinker :-5:-5:-5Lon Baby....watch this space:rolleyes::sneaky:;):driving: