The Equation Is O=NP(20C+B)/75.
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:28 am
Last month I posted this thread:
Should Women Over “A Certain Age Show Off Their Cleavage?
Now I have an equation that will tell you if your boobline is too low!
Scientists, undies experts and mathematicians have been trying to figure out where the decency perimeter lies.
And here is the formula to work it out.
The equation is O=NP(20C+B)/75.
To figure out the naughtiness rating (O), you times the number of nipples exposed, from zero to two or expressed as fractions of nipple shown (N) with the percentage of exposed frontal surface area (P).
The sum in brackets is 20 multiplied by the cup size (C), where A cup is one, B is two, C is three and D or above is five.
Add that figure to B, the bust measurement in inches. Then divide your answer by 75. Any score higher than 100 is counted as obscene.
Julia Nolan, of Wonderbra, says: “The perfect cleavage is a bust showing a full, round shape and leaving a small gap in between the boobs.
“Remember, less is more so make sure you hold something back by having no more than 20 per cent of each breast exposed.
"So ladies please post your results here so I can put them in my little black boo ...
... Er ...I mean so i can use them for research purposes!"
Ryan.
Should Women Over “A Certain Age Show Off Their Cleavage?
Now I have an equation that will tell you if your boobline is too low!
Scientists, undies experts and mathematicians have been trying to figure out where the decency perimeter lies.
And here is the formula to work it out.
The equation is O=NP(20C+B)/75.
To figure out the naughtiness rating (O), you times the number of nipples exposed, from zero to two or expressed as fractions of nipple shown (N) with the percentage of exposed frontal surface area (P).
The sum in brackets is 20 multiplied by the cup size (C), where A cup is one, B is two, C is three and D or above is five.
Add that figure to B, the bust measurement in inches. Then divide your answer by 75. Any score higher than 100 is counted as obscene.
Julia Nolan, of Wonderbra, says: “The perfect cleavage is a bust showing a full, round shape and leaving a small gap in between the boobs.
“Remember, less is more so make sure you hold something back by having no more than 20 per cent of each breast exposed.
"So ladies please post your results here so I can put them in my little black boo ...
... Er ...I mean so i can use them for research purposes!"
Ryan.
