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Shell wants me to teach her some posh words that us EastEnders/Posh Essex people use so lets go and teach each other Posh words that you know and what they mean ......But NO bad swear words ok.................Jimbo:D:p;)

You mean "tosser" is NOT one of those posh words?

Carolly;1086414 wrote: Shell wants me to teach her some posh words that us EastEnders/Posh Essex people use so lets go and teach each other Posh words that you know and what they mean ......But NO bad swear words ok.................Jimbo:D:p;)


here's one eh?



:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Ok Grub is Food

Geezer is a Bloke

Dosh is Money............but these words I see most of you have picked up anyway looking at the threads:yh_rotfl

I found it odd the other day when I said I knocked up a cake.......meaning.... I made a cake.......and Ducky thought I had shagged one fgs as thats what it means where she comes from:wah:

PONTIFICATION AND FELICITATIONS

There's two.

along-for-the-ride;1086416 wrote: You mean "tosser" is NOT one of those posh words?








Oh ye....Tosser is very posh:yh_rotflJust dont call it to anybody in an EastEnd Pub:D;)

oscar;1086421 wrote: PONTIFICATION AND FELICITATIONS

There's two.Na common as muck...........Im posher than that:p:rolleyes:

When a geezer tells you his going for a slash......it means going to the toilet;)

Got The Hump............means yer really annoyed:sneaky:

my posh words are please , thank you, excuse me :sneaky::yh_rotfl

Apples and Pears......... Stairs

Plates of Meat..... Feet

dunny....toilet :sneaky:

kayleneaussie;1086437 wrote: my posh words are please , thank you, excuse me :sneaky::yh_rotfl
Well shame you dont say them more often aint it:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;1086442 wrote: dunny....toilet :sneaky:Carzie here:D

A female from the East End would describe herself as a trifle disguised if she had a pint of Gordons in her. Is that the sort of thing you're after, Carolly?

:-2 Stairs are called Apple and Pears?? What do you call apples and pears?? Plate of Meat is called Feet. ?? what do you call feet?? I'm so confused.. :yh_rotfl

[QUOTE]Apples and Pears......... Stairs

Plates of Meat..... Feet

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spot;1086447 wrote: A female from the East End would describe herself as a trifle disguised if she had a pint of Gordons in her. Is that the sort of thing you're after, Carolly?
Well I dont drink Gin Spot .....but yep that sounds good to me!

To use yer "loaf" is to use yer head.............loaf of bread;)

CARLA;1086448 wrote: :-2 Stairs are called Apple and Pears?? What do you call apples and pears?? Plate of Meat is called Feet. ?? what do you call feet?? I'm so confused.. :yh_rotflEr pass as now Im confused:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflIm gonna read this again;):driving:

Carolly;1086449 wrote: Well I dont drink Gin Spot .....but yep that sounds good to me!


How about "I see from the casino page you're full of juice. There's nothing havey-cavey about the shop, I'd not gammon you"?

If I toad-eat some of the more mawkish trollops here who aren't too stricken in years maybe I could open a forum chat-line.

CARLA;1086448 wrote: :-2 Stairs are called Apple and Pears?? What do you call apples and pears?? Plate of Meat is called Feet. ?? what do you call feet?? I'm so confused.. :yh_rotflOk.....I call Apples and Pears Fruit or Stairs and I call me Feet....me Plates of Meat:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl.....see simple:D:p

When you call a bloke a "A Right Toad" it means his no bleedin good:sneaky:

Carolly;1086453 wrote: Ok.....I call Apples and Pears Fruit or Stairs and I call me Feet....me Plates of Meat:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl.....see simple:D:p


Don't mind Carla, her hearing aid's died.

spot;1086452 wrote: How about "I see from the casino page you're full of juice. There's nothing havey-cavey about the shop, I'd not gammon you"?

If I toad-eat some of the more mawkish trollops here who aren't too stricken in years maybe I could open a forum chat-line.
Dunno what yer on but I will have a Double:D

:-3 OK easy for you to say..!! how do you say "My feet hurt" or "I want a slice of meat"?? :yh_rotfl

[QUOTE]Ok.....I call Apples and Pears Fruit or Stairs and I call me Feet....me Plates of Meat.....see simple[/QUOTE]

spot;1086459 wrote: Don't mind Carla, her hearing aid's died.I have to teach her how to be really posh so she can impress her mates:D:wah:

CARLA;1086448 wrote: :-2 Stairs are called Apple and Pears?? What do you call apples and pears?? Plate of Meat is called Feet. ?? what do you call feet?? I'm so confused.. :yh_rotfl


you are?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;1086460 wrote: Dunno what yer on but I will have a Double:D


If you were my age you'd remember stuff like this.

CARLA;1086461 wrote: :-3 OK easy for you to say..!! how do you say "My feet hurt" or "I want a slice of meat"?? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflWell I would say.......Me plates of meats do nuf bleedin ache and if I was eating MEAT and wanted some more I would just say.........can I have another slice of that meat please:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;1086469 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflWell I would say.......Me plates of meats do nuf bleedin ache and if I was eating MEAT and wanted some more I would just say.........can I have another slice of that meat please:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


May I, you heathen.

spot;1086465 wrote: If you were my age you'd remember stuff like this.Remember stuff ahh......very posh I would say Spot.....see you can be posh when you really try:DNow what about if you go up The Waist?

Bloody Hell...!! I don't get it. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Feet are feet, Meat is meat that's what we call them.

[QUOTE]Well I would say.......Me plates of meats do nuf bleedin ache and if I was eating MEAT and wanted some more I would just say.........can I have another slice of that meat please

[/QUOTE]

Odie;1086471 wrote: bloody hell!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflNo Odie its........Bloody 'ell:yh_rotfl

spot;1086470 wrote: May I, you heathen.You know if you attempt to convert a heathen you could be put to death dont you Mr.Spot:sneaky:

Ok what about telling Porkies? .......pork pies.......means yer lying:sneaky:

Carolly;1086473 wrote: Remember stuff ahh......very posh I would say Spot.....see you can be posh when you really try:DNow what about if you go up The Waist?

:eek::eek::eek:

If you say...................cor that geezer do nuf Rabbit alot.............it means he talks lots:D

Carolly;1086473 wrote: Now what about if you go up The Waist?There you have me, I concede I've been beaten.

kayleneaussie;1086480 wrote:

:eek::eek::eek:Trust you to have a dirty mind woman:sneaky:The waist I am talking about is along the Mile End Road in the heart of the East End and at one time was a very busy Market.

spot;1086485 wrote: There you have me, I concede I've been beaten.You must have been there in your time.

Carolly;1086486 wrote: The waist I am talking about is along the Mile End Road in the heart of the East End and at one time was a very busy Market.


See, I've learned something I didn't know and I've walked past it.The hamlet of Mile End was named for its distance along the road from London. In the Middle Ages small houses clustered around the manorial common land of Mile End Green. This green space was where Wat Tyler, who led the peasant’s revolt of 1381, assembled his followers and obtained concessions from King Richard ll, which the king later reneged on.

The green space diminished when speculative development started in the 17th century and progressed rapidly in the 18th, aimed at a wealthy new class of merchants and mariners. Some of the houses built then are still extant. Towards the end of the 19th century industrial development changed the select appearance of the area. At the same time large numbers of impoverished East European Jews moved into Mile End and subdivided many of the formerly smart houses.

All that remains of the green space now is the so called Mile End Waste, where General William Booth first started his preaching against the evil of alcohol and where there are two memorials to him. The breweries in Mile End Road were specially targeted by the General.

In the post-war period much council housing was built, but from the 1970s older houses due for demolition were saved, some of them restored by the Spitalfields Historic Buildings Trust. More recent gentrification has seen others refurbished. At the east end of Mile End Road, around Queen Mary College, the area continues to be transformed by expanding university buildings, accompanied by the imaginative Mile End Park.

http://www.heritageoflondon.com/inc/fil ... _guide.pdf

Ok somebody shows you a new Gold Ring they have just got and your in a Pub in the heart of Stepney...you would say to them......Did you half-inch that????Means nick it..........or pinch it;)

spot;1086488 wrote: See, I've learned something I didn't know and I've walked past it.The hamlet of Mile End was named for its distance along the road from London. In the Middle Ages small houses clustered around the manorial common land of Mile End Green. This green space was where Wat Tyler, who led the peasant’s revolt of 1381, assembled his followers and obtained concessions from King Richard ll, which the king later reneged on.

The green space diminished when speculative development started in the 17th century and progressed rapidly in the 18th, aimed at a wealthy new class of merchants and mariners. Some of the houses built then are still extant. Towards the end of the 19th century industrial development changed the select appearance of the area. At the same time large numbers of impoverished East European Jews moved into Mile End and subdivided many of the formerly smart houses.

All that remains of the green space now is the so called Mile End Waste, where General William Booth first started his preaching against the evil of alcohol and where there are two memorials to him. The breweries in Mile End Road were specially targeted by the General.

In the post-war period much council housing was built, but from the 1970s older houses due for demolition were saved, some of them restored by the Spitalfields Historic Buildings Trust. More recent gentrification has seen others refurbished. At the east end of Mile End Road, around Queen Mary College, the area continues to be transformed by expanding university buildings, accompanied by the imaginative Mile End Park.

http://www.heritageoflondon.com/inc/fil ... _guide.pdf

I was going to spell the Waste that way but just wasnt sure and Im not into Googleing that much Im afraid........but never mind that.....I cant believe I have told you something you didn't know.Spot this moment will go down in History.....well with me anyway.:DI tell you something......the area has changed so.I didn't know the history actually of the Waste and thankyou for that.

Carolly;1086493 wrote: I was going to spell the Waste that way but just wasnt sure and Im not into Googleing that much Im afraid........but never mind that.....I cant believe I have told you something you didn't know.Spot this moment will go down in History.....well with me anyway.:DI tell you something......the area has changed so.I didn't know the history actually of the Waste and thankyou for that.


Those peasants had already killed the Archbishop of Canterbury by the time they reached Mile End, they were a rough bunch of lads.

If you Scarper from The Old Bill you run away from the Police:D

spot;1086496 wrote: Those peasants had already killed the Archbishop of Canterbury by the time they reached Mile End, they were a rough bunch of lads.No change there then lol.:wah:

Although Nosh and Kosher are both Jewish words they are used alot by Eastenders and many Londoners.....Nosh being Food and Kosher meaning.....its not bent.....which means its legal lol.Of course Kosher as a Jewish word means something else.

Carolly;1086497 wrote: If you Scarper from The Old Bill you run away from the Police:D


If you scarper from the Sweeney they'll shoot.

fuzzy butt;1086501 wrote: down the nick - police station

Well heeled - your rich

who's up your fathers mother - means gossipUse the other two here but that third one Ive never heard of....do all Oz people use it and whats the history of it?