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I'm in the process of moving in. But please perch on a packing case and I'll see if I can remember which box the wine and glasses are in!!!

Welcome to The Hotel and we all hope you like your room:D

The management has asked me to come and give you the rules,

No men in here after midnight.........and if there is I must join you:sneaky:

No drinking more than 3 bottles of champs a day by yourself:mad:

No eating pickled onions in the bed:rolleyes:

No hanging from a certain light:sneaky:

No dressing up as a nurse and run round the Hotel wanting to check every male who has a pulse.:-3

Ok if any other rules I have forgotten about comes to light I will let you know:D

Sooooo have a nice stay.....I have bought a couple of glasses of champs to welcome you Pam and trust you will enjoy them:D:-4;)

Carolly;1094819 wrote: Welcome to The Hotel and we all hope you like your room:D

The management has asked me to come and give you the rules,

No men in here after midnight.........and if there is I must join you:sneaky:

No drinking more than 3 bottles of champs a day by yourself:mad:

No eating pickled onions in the bed:rolleyes:

No hanging from a certain light:sneaky:

No dressing up as a nurse and run round the Hotel wanting to check every male who has a pulse.:-3

Ok if any other rules I have forgotten about comes to light I will let you know:D

Sooooo have a nice stay.....I have bought a couple of glasses of champs to welcome you Pam and trust you will enjoy them:D:-4;)




I am the Manager and Maid Carolly is only new to the game and has made a few mistakes:rolleyes:

Men welcome any time of the night

Unlimited bottles of champs thanks to my friend Pam

Pickled Onions only to be eaten in bed

Hanging from lights allowed

dressing up as a nurse checking male pulses encouraged

Welcome To our Hotel

kayleneaussie;1094825 wrote: I am the Manager and Maid Carolly is only new to the game and has made a few mistakes:rolleyes:

Men welcome any time of the night

Unlimited bottles of champs thanks to my friend Pam

Pickled Onions only to be eaten in bed

Hanging from lights allowed

dressing up as a nurse checking male pulses encouraged

Welcome To our Hotel
Oh and no tarts allowed:-5:-5(shes the local nutterbird Pam be veryyyy careful):rolleyes:

Carolly;1094828 wrote: Oh and no tarts allowed:-5:-5(shes the local nutterbird Pam be veryyyy careful):rolleyes:


I told you maid Carolly tarts allowed....anymore mistakes and I may have to sack you:rolleyes:

kayleneaussie;1094830 wrote: I told you maid Carolly tarts allowed....anymore mistakes and I may have to sack you:rolleyes:Pam is a lady you know and she aint gonna be very happy with this.Shes just moved in fgs and is an innocent wee fing so stop trying to lead her astray and making out your the bleedin Manager here:-5:-5:sneaky:

Carolly;1094832 wrote: Pam is a lady you know and she aint gonna be very happy with this.Shes just moved in fgs and is an innocent wee fing so stop trying to lead her astray and making out your the bleedin Manager here:-5:-5:sneaky:


Aussies stick together :p

kayleneaussie;1094838 wrote: Aussies stick together :p:sneaky::-5

Welcome to the hotel Pam! You can do all of the above that Kay said plus let's shake stuff up.

Dancing on the furniture is widely encouraged after a few rounds of champs.

Dancing to great music is even better.

qsducks;1094882 wrote: Welcome to the hotel Pam! You can do all of the above that Kay said plus let's shake stuff up.

Dancing on the furniture is widely encouraged after a few rounds of champs.

Dancing to great music is even better.Oh btw Pam this is the local nutters Kays Sister.....shes even worse so be careful;):rolleyes:

Carolly;1094886 wrote: Oh btw Pam this is the local nutters Kays Sister.....shes even worse so be careful;):rolleyes:


:wah: At least I know how to have a rockin good time drinking champs!:yh_rotfl

qsducks;1094889 wrote: :wah: At least I know how to have a rockin good time drinking champs!:yh_rotflYou cant nick her champs fgs.....I gave it to her as a pressie:-5:-5:sneaky:

Carolly;1094892 wrote: You cant nick her champs fgs.....I gave it to her as a pressie:-5:-5:sneaky:


I brought the kegger and some good old fashioned homemade spiked brownies:wah:

welcome Pam to your own room!

I expect a fresh plate of brownies every day!:sneaky:

and I don't clean here, that's up to you!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1094988 wrote: welcome Pam to your own room!

I expect a fresh plate of brownies every day!:sneaky:

and I don't clean here, that's up to you!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Plain or spiked brownies?:sneaky:

qsducks;1094990 wrote: Plain or spiked brownies?:sneaky:


spiked with nuts!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1094991 wrote: spiked with nuts!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Oh I thought you meant the "other kind":wah::sneaky:

Blimey !!!!!!!!!!! All worn out from lugging suitcases.. I curl up in a corner to take a kip and it's blooming party time!!! YAWN! I'm awake now. I mean - there's Carolly with a Mike (and a Chris) purring out tasteful cabaret numbers in commemoration of the wonderful Eartha Kitt. Duckie has unpacked the table and is dancing a feathery fandango. Kaylene is up a gumtree playing a didgeridoo (didn't ya hear what happened to our Nic when she tried this??? I mean really!! It's men's business). Odie is wearing a very chic little nurse's outfit and seems to be trying to revive the men who are appalled, outraged and aghast at the didgeridoo playing. Or am I still asleep and dreaming?

I did fall asleep actually yesterday at Manly beach. In a nice shady spot, after my swim, propped up against a rock.. woke up to camera flashes.. and a bunch of Chinese visitors pointing at me and laughing. Well, this of course happens to goddesses and stars... Anyway, it turned out that on top of the rock, just above my head, a large waterdragon was posing in all its magnificence. There are a lot of them around right now.

Did someone say champers??????????????????????????? What an awesome welcome!!!!!!!!!! Thank you all !!!!

As fer brownies... well okay. I'll bake some. But wouldn't you rather have some of my famous New Year almond shortbread??? Goes wonderfully with champers and fresh strawberries? This afternoon I will be baking that really!! And will bring some in here for your collective delectation.

And the brownies too with and without nuts, of course.

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AussiePam;1095191 wrote: Blimey !!!!!!!!!!! All worn out from lugging suitcases.. I curl up in a corner to take a kip and it's blooming party time!!! YAWN! I'm awake now. I mean - there's Carolly with a Mike (and a Chris) purring out tasteful cabaret numbers in commemoration of the wonderful Eartha Kitt. Duckie has unpacked the table and is dancing a feathery fandango. Kaylene is up a gumtree playing a didgeridoo (didn't ya hear what happened to our Nic when she tried this??? I mean really!! It's men's business). Odie is wearing a very chic little nurse's outfit and seems to be trying to revive the men who are appalled, outraged and aghast at the didgeridoo playing. Or am I still asleep and dreaming?

I did fall asleep actually yesterday at Manly beach. In a nice shady spot, after my swim, propped up against a rock.. woke up to camera flashes.. and a bunch of Chinese visitors pointing at me and laughing. Well, this of course happens to goddesses and stars... Anyway, it turned out that on top of the rock, just above my head, a large waterdragon was posing in all its magnificence. There are a lot of them around right now.

Did someone say champers??????????????????????????? What an awesome welcome!!!!!!!!!! Thank you all !!!!

As fer brownies... well okay. I'll bake some. But wouldn't you rather have some of my famous New Year almond shortbread??? Goes wonderfully with champers and fresh strawberries? This afternoon I will be baking that really!! And will bring some in here for your collective delectation.

And the brownies too with and without nuts, of course.




oh love waterdragons, so cool to have them right there with you!

looking forward to your almond shortbread!

so glad your back home!

me in a skimpy nurses outfit?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Actually you look drop dead gorgeous, Odie!!! In a sexy Canadian kind of way. Grin. Fur lined nurse's uniform and furry longjohns! WOW!! You shall have almond shortbread!

AussiePam;1095205 wrote: Actually you look drop dead gorgeous, Odie!!! In a sexy Canadian kind of way. Grin. Fur lined nurse's uniform and furry longjohns! WOW!! You shall have almond shortbread!


-only make believe fur here!

It's freezing in my igloo!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Look Odie, in Pam's Place - there is no absolute obligation to be politically correct. Have real fur - it's loads nicer than the fake stuff. But we won't take it from little critters we aren't going to eat, OK?! :sneaky:

In fact, in here, I think one ought to be as un PC as possible. And I believe and even know that I am unanimous in that!!

Gotta do some work then I'm going out in search of some Weapon of Mini Destruction - last night there was a mosquito in my room and very soon it is going to die!!!! I'm not cruel - I don't want to bite it once every half hour, or keep it awake, or make it itch. No no. I just want to get a tiny uzi and nuke its little balls off - except of course it's probably a female so doesn't have danglies.. but bald or ball-less she's history. And if I gotta live up to me principles and eat what I hunt, no problem, already.

:-5

AussiePam;1095318 wrote: Look Odie, in Pam's Place - there is no absolute obligation to be politically correct. Have real fur - it's loads nicer than the fake stuff. But we won't take it from little critters we aren't going to eat, OK?! :sneaky:

In fact, in here, I think one ought to be as un PC as possible. And I believe and even know that I am unanimous in that!!

Gotta do some work then I'm going out in search of some Weapon of Mini Destruction - last night there was a mosquito in my room and very soon it is going to die!!!! I'm not cruel - I don't want to bite it once every half hour, or keep it awake, or make it itch. No no. I just want to get a tiny uzi and nuke its little balls off - except of course it's probably a female so doesn't have danglies.. but bald or ball-less she's history. And if I gotta live up to me principles and eat what I hunt, no problem, already.

:-5




your gonna eat the mosquito?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



blood-sucking monsters they are!:wah::wah:

Odie;1095322 wrote: your gonna eat the mosquito?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



blood-sucking monsters they are!:wah::wah:


I have a few American and also European friends who hunt. They are all ethical hunters and this, as I understand it, means a clean kill and you eat what you shoot. I'm gonna hunt the ^&%%$# mosquito, so I guess I'm prepared to eat it... of course it's been eating me.. so in a sense I'm shedding my own blood, and eating the varmint is gonna be a kind of self cannibalism.. ERK.... Um... Lemme see. Maybe I can use one of the other arguments for lawful killing. It's self defence, right?!!! I mean I'm terrified, and if it continues to vampire my vital fluids, I'm gonna expire.. so I can use reasonable deadly force to clobber the blighter..... yeah I like that. OR there is the goddess defence, your Honour! Some lower echelon creature has dared to offend the majesty of my lofty personnage and this lese majeste is punishable by death. The mosquito shall be taken from this courtroom to a place of execution and hanged by the neck until it is dead. Nar..that's no fun! I'm gonna splat it.

AussiePam;1095328 wrote: I have a few American and also European friends who hunt. They are all ethical hunters and this, as I understand it, means a clean kill and you eat what you shoot. I'm gonna hunt the ^&%%$# mosquito, so I guess I'm prepared to eat it... of course it's been eating me.. so in a sense I'm shedding my own blood, and eating the varmint is gonna be a kind of self cannibalism.. ERK.... Um... Lemme see. Maybe I can use one of the other arguments for lawful killing. It's self defence, right?!!! I mean I'm terrified, and if it continues to vampire my vital fluids, I'm gonna expire.. so I can use reasonable deadly force to clobber the blighter..... yeah I like that. OR there is the goddess defence, your Honour! Some lower echelon creature has dared to offend the majesty of my lofty personnage and this lese majeste is punishable by death. The mosquito shall be taken from this courtroom to a place of execution and hanged by the neck until it is dead. Nar..that's no fun! I'm gonna splat it.




:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



your to funny, make sure he gets a hearing first!

we only hunt what we eat to hun, must remember mosquito's next summer!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



and spiders, snakes, but never iguanas, they're just to cute!:-6

Odie;1095330 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



your to funny, make sure he gets a hearing first!




I could sure hear her last night. Unmistakeable bloodlust sound... GRRRRRRRRRR

She's spake her speak and now it's gonna be curtains!!

Ive been out singing Pam and had some bevi so Im ready to go:D......dunno where to though:yh_rotflso wheres the geezers Pam;):guitarist:guitarist

G'day Carolly!!! Tell ya what. You put yer feet up fer a bit in here, and I'll go git the critter, then we'll have a barbie. OK. There's a few cold tinnies in the fridge - and a whole cellarfull of vino.. Also a full bar with drop dead gorgeous hunk barman - so help yerself. And feel free to sing on.... you always sound awesome!



Actually I have a French song blaring in here at the moment - Brigitte Bardot singing that the devil is an Englishman in Carnaby Street who make chocolates... go figger!!

AussiePam;1095353 wrote: G'day Carolly!!! Tell ya what. You put yer feet up fer a bit in here, and I'll go git the critter, then we'll have a barbie. OK. There's a few cold tinnies in the fridge - and a whole cellarfull of vino.. Also a full bar with drop dead gorgeous hunk barman - so help yerself. And feel free to sing on.... you always sound awesome!

:DWell tonight I sung....Where The Boys Are....Waterloo...You Were Always On My Mind....Your My World and I did 2 duets with my Friend of Its Raining Men and I Know Him So Well:DNow these barman how hunky are they and do they like cockney tarts:D;)

Carolly;1095355 wrote: Well tonight I sung....Where The Boys Are....Waterloo...You Were Always On My Mind....Your My World and I did 2 duets with my Friend of Its Raining Men and I Know Him So Well:DNow these barman how hunky are they and do they like cockney tarts:D;)


Now that's a bunch of good songs, Carolly... I've just been bawling out Mountain Thyme and may hafta take that one into the shower with me this morning, for the full bathroom acoustics rendition - though I did detour onto Tom Lehrer.. which is a dangerous pursuit..

YouTube - Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go

Oh, the summer time is coming,

And the trees are blooming,

And the wild mountain thyme

Grows around the blooming heather.

Will you go, laddie, will you go?

And we'll all go together

To pull wild mountain thyme

All around the blooming heather,

Will you go, laddie, go?



If my true love, he won't come,

I will surely find another

To pull wild mountain thyme

All around the blooming heather.



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The barmen in here are always super hunks, but in a masculine kind of way, not the hairless, buffed pouch posers you see gazing at themselves in mirrors in gyms. ..

:sneaky:

Pam just checking your behaving and no orgys going on:sneaky:There has been reports of strange howling noises and alot of jumping up and down and quite a few men looking here for the Oz Hot Sex Chicks.. .....oh I hope you aint got The Mad Oz in here fgs you know what shes like:sneaky::mad:

AussiePam;1095191 wrote: Blimey !!!!!!!!!!! All worn out from lugging suitcases.. I curl up in a corner to take a kip and it's blooming party time!!! YAWN! I'm awake now. I mean - there's Carolly with a Mike (and a Chris) purring out tasteful cabaret numbers in commemoration of the wonderful Eartha Kitt. Duckie has unpacked the table and is dancing a feathery fandango. Kaylene is up a gumtree playing a didgeridoo (didn't ya hear what happened to our Nic when she tried this??? I mean really!! It's men's business). Odie is wearing a very chic little nurse's outfit and seems to be trying to revive the men who are appalled, outraged and aghast at the didgeridoo playing. Or am I still asleep and dreaming?

I did fall asleep actually yesterday at Manly beach. In a nice shady spot, after my swim, propped up against a rock.. woke up to camera flashes.. and a bunch of Chinese visitors pointing at me and laughing. Well, this of course happens to goddesses and stars... Anyway, it turned out that on top of the rock, just above my head, a large waterdragon was posing in all its magnificence. There are a lot of them around right now.

Did someone say champers??????????????????????????? What an awesome welcome!!!!!!!!!! Thank you all !!!!

As fer brownies... well okay. I'll bake some. But wouldn't you rather have some of my famous New Year almond shortbread??? Goes wonderfully with champers and fresh strawberries? This afternoon I will be baking that really!! And will bring some in here for your collective delectation.

And the brownies too with and without nuts, of course.


Manly Beach you said? That is where my neice is living.

Yes, Duckie! I go there every Sunday, and then some. Very crowded this time, and it stays that way there all summer - at least till the end of the school holidays in early February. The ferries are totally full. There are dozens of pubs etc at Manly - and I have no idea how to recognise your niece if I did see her. I expect she's having a great time there. If you can tell me where exactlyt she works and when... I'll try to go and say hi.

My sister has a place in about the middle area of the main surf beach - a bit to the north of the Corso. I surf when she's there, but otherwise there is nowhere safe to leave stuff on the beach. So instead I walk round the cliffs to Shelley Beach (there's a colony of fairy penguins there) - it's a family area and very nice. This time of the year all the water dragons and goannas are out, frolicking. Large lizards.

:-6

I thought I gave you her address. Have to go find my phone book and look it up and of course everytime I need it I can't find it. Not very organized:wah:

Oh la la.....Pam, your room is lovely. Look at you:-6Your hair is darker and you look very cosy there with your stud muffins........



Happy New Year's (((Pam))) Leaving some champers for you:D

Gee Kathy - I do seem to have changed, but the surroundings are neat!! Grin. And thank you for the champers.

I went out to dinner last night - and you wouldn't believe it - there was total deep and meaningful religious discussion all night at the table. From a whole lot of points of view, and nobody threw any punches. Grin. Or started quoting a trillion cut and paste verses like a broken record on repeat. Or got upset and stomped off slamming doors. Good fun was had by all. And a few drops of good vino too.

....

Interrupted here by phone call from crazy red haired sister... I'm meant to be working but we're going to do lunch. Gotta run.

:sneaky:

Hi Pam, I brought you a Canadian Beaver, they are Canada's mascot!



They can be found in rivers and streams. Just up the road we have a family of them that have live underwater in their den....Once they swim into the den, they are on dry land.

He is beautiful, Odie. Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've seen the dams built by beavers but never been lucky enough to spot an actual animal there. They are amazing.

It's going to be a hot day today!! Might head for the local beach (about 15 mins drive) and take a dip. The roads round my apartment block close at 4 (including for residents) so we barricade ourselves in before that. Grin. Oh the joys of New Year's Eve.. (Actually I love it - the milling crowds all dancing and singing - and we get to celebrate first in the world, I think).

I've baked the almond shortbread. There is champers in the fridge. And strawberries too ($6 a punnet, they better be good!!!). And got in some steak for this evening (it's gonna be Thai beef salad with udon noodles).. All welcome, but ya better arrive mid arvo. Bring party hats, dancing shoes, swimmers and yer jarmies - you'll hafta sleep over!!!

Streets are full here already. Barricades are up. A trillion people have spent the whole day in the hot sun to secure their fireworks viewing places. I got frisked coming home. (He was big, black and drop dead gorgeous and can frisk me any time). This was in case I was smuggling booze into the area. (You can buy it, but not bring it in). I wasn't, though if I had been I would have had to drink it on the spot, and could have offered him a glass too... :sneaky: But I digress Cars (of the driven variety not the delectable Floridian who likes to have the last word ) ceased to be allowed in the area round midday. It's now 4:30. Bunches of drunk kids all over the place round the ferry terminal at Circular Quay - and they are all English!! Go figger. Probably there's bunches of drunk Aussie kids getting ready to celebrate noisity in London too. They are seem to be wearing teeshirts with stuff like NYE Sydney - Drinking Team and the St George Cross. ???????????????? A big convention?????? The ferries stop round 6pm, so wherever you are by then, you stay. Happy Days.

Thanks for the pic, Chezzie. And Happy New Year to you too. Guess I better git in the shower and dig out me gladrags. The party starts early... and probably won't finish for a while..

If by any chance 2009 gets cancelled - I'll pop in here and let you all know!!!!

:sneaky:

Happens every year, Fuzzy.. :sneaky: .. well I do know how to avoid this, but then heck, it wouldn't be so much fun..

It's really warm here. I had a dip at Balmoral Beach this morning. Got a bit of a glow.

Hope you have a nice evening!!!!!

Happy New Year Pam :-4

Happy new years Pam!

AussiePam;1097036 wrote: Happens every year, Fuzzy.. :sneaky: .. well I do know how to avoid this, but then heck, it wouldn't be so much fun..

It's really warm here. I had a dip at Balmoral Beach this morning. Got a bit of a glow.

Hope you have a nice evening!!!!!


I'm freezing my butt off up here!:wah: Ah, must be nice Pam to get a glow and to swim in the ocean. I envy you.

Morning All !!!!!!!!!! And Happy New Year !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It seems that 2009 has not been cancelled after all - and will now be taking place.

:-6

I woke up tangled in streamers. Guess it could have been worse. Can't work out why there are black lacy stockings and strawberries on the top of the Christmas tree but I guess that will come to me... COFFEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!

:sneaky:

Knock, knock......

Just stopping by to wish you a Happy New Year AussiePam! :-6