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its half scarf half hat hence the name scarat


I won't ask about the other half of the word.....................:wah:

You should go on Dragons Den Jim..

jimbo;1096871 wrote: in this freezing weather the genius that brought you such great inventions as the world should be mocking

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yes i used to be carl 44

i have invented the scarat

its half scarf half hat hence the name scarat :D

i have two puppies so keeping my hooter warm on these frosty nights whilst walking them was a problem ,wearing a scarf was not an option as the puppies would grab at it as i picked up their sticks and the knot kept coming undone

so i got a thermal hat and cut off the top then pulled the scarat (patent pending :sneaky:)over my head and the genius invention keeps my nose and mouth from freezing in this cold weather ,you my fg friends can take advantage of my genius for free :D

try it if you live in the northern hemisphere get an old hat bobble type cut off the top and keep your face warm in these cold nights :D

pictures to follow later :-6:-6


It's called a balaclava Jombo!! tut :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Do the puppies recognize you in your new derby? An ingenious device to keep out the cold, and walk the dog. (over here, we call it a "husband".........) :wah:

Lucky I do not have a puppy, or I would have to walk him myself. I wanted a black lab, from a soldier going overseas, all trained and would be a great guard dog. My husband said no, but then, he knows he wouldn't be doing any work being an invalid. I think it would have been great.

oscar;1096883 wrote: It's called a balaclava Jombo!! tut :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Shurrup!!! I wanted to see him on the telly, and that hard faced bint kick his arse down the stairs...:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

jimbo;1096891 wrote: double tosser :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Double tosser yourself! They already make 'em..:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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dubs;1096890 wrote: Shurrup!!! I wanted to see him on the telly, and that hard faced bint kick his arse down the stairs...:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Next up on Dragon's Den is Jumbo from Bracknell.

Jumbo is looking for an investment of £200,000 to manufacture and retail the Baldy, a new invention for keeping warm when walking the dog. In return for 0% of his business.

How many people in your business Jumbo?........ errr NONE

How many have you manufactured Jumbo.... errr NONE

How many have you sold Jumbo?.... errr NONE

Do you have the patent for this Jumbo?..... errrr NO

Do you know what a balaclava is Jumbo? ... errrr NO

I'm out, so am i, so am i, so am i.



Jumbo leaves the den empty handed.

'How do you think that went Jumbo?....... errrrrrr VERY WELL

I never wear hats or scarves. My hair is so long and thick that it keeps my head warm and provides an instant scarf if I need one...just wrap the hair around my neck.

Have you ever thought of wearing a wig? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell;1096925 wrote: I never wear hats or scarves. My hair is so long and thick that it keeps my head warm and provides an instant scarf if I need one...just wrap the hair around my neck.

Have you ever thought of wearing a wig? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


He had to shave his head because they don't make wigs big enough. Anyway, the local police would recognise him again :yh_rotfl

oscar;1096928 wrote: He had to shave his head because they don't make wigs big enough. Anyway, the local police would recognise him again :yh_rotfl


Damn, I never did take either of those valid points into consideration!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell;1096938 wrote: Damn, I never did take either of those valid points into consideration!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


He's wanted by the police for frightning the Queens horses and being generally suspicious in public.

I'm going to tip the police off that he's going to be at the Towers hotel for the FG meet and have him arrested. :yh_rotfl

oscar;1096942 wrote: He's wanted by the police for frightning the Queens horses and being generally suspicious in public.

I'm going to tip the police off that he's going to be at the Towers hotel for the FG meet and have him arrested. :yh_rotfl


Shouldn't be hard to describe him either!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell;1096945 wrote: Shouldn't be hard to describe him either!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Yeah officer... It's a guy with a big bald head resembling an eclipsed moon and he's wearing a 'scarat' that he's invented, you know, one of those balaclava things :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1096947 wrote: Yeah officer... It's a guy with a big bald head resembling an eclipsed moon and he's wearing a 'scarat' that he's invented, you know, one of those balaclava things :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell;1096948 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


I'm a little worried about this FG meet. the hotel is right next to The Thames River. If jumbo falls in there will be a tsunami all the way over to ireland and Greenpeace will launch it's fleet to push the stranded whale back out to sea.

jimbo;1097137 wrote: triple tosser ... way to go ruin a mans dreams :yh_rotfli bet it took you ages to find that picture of a cheap imitation



that is one of the funniest things i have ever read on fg















why do i love you tossers so much again :rolleyes::rolleyes::p:p


Quadruple tosser.

I got a Scarat... It's called a girdle. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1096954 wrote: I'm a little worried about this FG meet. the hotel is right next to The Thames River. If jumbo falls in there will be a tsunami all the way over to ireland and Greenpeace will launch it's fleet to push the stranded whale back out to sea.


That is way beyond :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You love all us tossers cuz you're one of us...except you're a triple tosser...you are the KING of tossers!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl