ForumGarden

im growing fed up that the garden has become NO FUN



anti uk anti uk anti Canadian anti fun

no fun threads no one has a laugh any more

so i feel ya owe me a good light hearted thread or 2

so get posting jokes funny pics fun stories or im going to get corolly to sing

at the top of her voice ...................................again

The pyschiatrist is in and that will be $50 to hear your pain.:wah:

jimbo;1107881 wrote: jes yours truly ,tries to have a laugh on every thread and in every post i make



and where does it get me huh



i'll tell you where .... no where thats where :-5:-5



every one says stop making crap jokes and the pm hate mail i get :-3:-3



no one wants to laugh jes and thats that ,so if you cant beat them join them i say

lets go to dutch's thread and post normal stuff and see how they like it then:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


i cant post normal stuff i dont like it

Who is your real friend?

This really works...!

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of your car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?

:wah:

Ya daft bugger Mussy !!! Go on, and some more :-6

Mustang;1107900 wrote: Who is your real friend?

This really works...!

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of your car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?

:wah:


ya got the idea

jimbo;1107881 wrote: jes yours truly ,tries to have a laugh on every thread and in every post i make



and where does it get me huh



i'll tell you where .... no where thats where :-5:-5



every one says stop making crap jokes and the pm hate mail i get :-3:-3



no one wants to laugh jes and thats that ,so if you cant beat them join them i say

What aload of old................well Im to much of a lady to say Winkle.....but seeing im such an old misog I wont waste me time being nice to you anymore and telling you how handsome you are........and you say we are not funny......HAH!!!:-5:-5:rolleyes:

el guapo;1107803 wrote: im growing fed up that the garden has become NO FUN



anti uk anti uk anti Canadian anti fun

no fun threads no one has a laugh any more

so i feel ya owe me a good light hearted thread or 2

so get posting jokes funny pics fun stories or im going to get corolly to sing

at the top of her voice ...................................again
Im getting ready..........now what dress should I wear:-3

Carolly;1107955 wrote: Im getting ready..........now what dress should I wear:-3


no dress nude that el teach em

el guapo;1107803 wrote: im growing fed up that the garden has become NO FUN



anti uk anti uk anti Canadian anti fun

no fun threads no one has a laugh any more

so i feel ya owe me a good light hearted thread or 2

so get posting jokes funny pics fun stories or im going to get corolly to sing

at the top of her voice ...................................again




ignore those threads and let's dance!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

el guapo;1107958 wrote: no dress nude that el teach emYou got the hump with them thats all......they dont deserve that ffs:-2:-3:rolleyes:

OOOOh a nude party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can an uncontroversial Aussie join in???????? I'll bring the beer!

:sneaky:

el guapo;1107958 wrote: no dress nude that el teach em


yeah, c'mon Carol, take it off eh!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

AussiePam;1107997 wrote: OOOOh a nude party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can an uncontroversial Aussie join in???????? I'll bring the beer!

:sneaky:Oh gawd I knew that you would hear.....didnt you get nicked once for running through Sydney with yer knickers on yer head and nofing else on......im sure it hit the World News as they thought Alien life had landed:-2:-3

Odie;1107999 wrote: yeah, c'mon Carol, take it off eh!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflDont wear any;)

AussiePam;1107997 wrote: OOOOh a nude party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can an uncontroversial Aussie join in???????? I'll bring the beer!

:sneaky:


figures you would hear that!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;1108001 wrote: Oh gawd I knew that you would hear.....didnt you get nicked once for running through Sydney with yer knickers on yer head and nofing else on......im sure it hit the World News as they thought Alien life had landed:-2:-3


I don't remember that at all, Carolly. I did once get nicked for skinny dipping in the mid town fountain.. yeah.. but the cops were a good bunch of jolly Irishmen. One lent me his coat and offered me a guinness, while his mates locked up the blokes in the fountain with me at the time ... I think they got let out later on!! :sneaky:

Hi Odie.. you gonna get yer gear off too???

AussiePam;1108027 wrote:

Hi Odie.. you gonna get yer gear off too???


trust me, you really don't wanna see that!:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

go for it hun, your young and not wrinkly!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

AussiePam;1108027 wrote: I don't remember that at all, Carolly. I did once get nicked for skinny dipping in the mid town fountain.. yeah.. but the cops were a good bunch of jolly Irishmen. One lent me his coat and offered me a guinness, while his mates locked up the blokes in the fountain with me at the time ... I think they got let out later on!! :sneaky:

Hi Odie.. you gonna get yer gear off too???
Why am I not surprised Pam:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflIf the Mad Oz did that they would fink the full moon was out:yh_rotfl:D;)

jimbo;1107881 wrote: jes yours truly ,tries to have a laugh on every thread and in every post i make



and where does it get me huh



i'll tell you where .... no where thats where :-5:-5



every one says stop making crap jokes and the pm hate mail i get :-3:-3



no one wants to laugh jes and thats that ,so if you cant beat them join them i say

lets go to dutch's thread and post normal stuff and see how they like it then:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Fun? Fun? Is that what this forum has been reduced to? This is a serious forum for only us intellects. Who let you in here?? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Shhhhh....don't tell anyone but ya know I love ya Jimbutt!

shelbell;1108091 wrote: Fun? Fun? Is that what this forum has been reduced to? This is a serious forum for only us intellects. Who let you in here?? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Shhhhh....don't tell anyone but ya know I love ya Jimbutt!


You love Jimbo's butt??? ERK Shelbell. Best not to go there.

As for fun... yes it is fun just as long as you stay right the heck out of all threads on politics, current affairs, religion, philosophy and other inconsequential soapboxings.

But back to the nekkid romping, raucous singing (non raucous singing in Carolly's case of course), eating, drinking and being merry.. for CRIKEY.. we might as well have fun while we still can....

*Peg goes streaking through the thread*

AussiePam;1108103 wrote: You love Jimbo's butt??? ERK Shelbell. Best not to go there.






ewwwwwwwwwwww!:p

Who was that gorgeous trim taut and terrific naked woman who just flashed through the thread, hair streaming in the breeze??????????????????

Competition is something I won't stand for.. ....



(pam lies down, decoratively of course, and sips her martini.. )

AussiePam;1108103 wrote: You love Jimbo's butt??? ERK Shelbell. Best not to go there.

As for fun... yes it is fun just as long as you stay right the heck out of all threads on politics, current affairs, religion, philosophy and other inconsequential soapboxings.

But back to the nekkid romping, raucous singing (non raucous singing in Carolly's case of course), eating, drinking and being merry.. for CRIKEY.. we might as well have fun while we still can....


Somebody's gotta do it!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1108113 wrote: ewwwwwwwwwwww!:p


I think the right response to that is peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

jimbo;1108203 wrote: tossers :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



i have a very nice bum thank you

mind you the peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew is fair comment from time to time :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Mustang;1107900 wrote: Who is your real friend?

This really works...!

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of your car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?

:wah:


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

On a small ranch in New Mexico





The New Mexico Wage & Hour Dept claimed the owner/rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the rancher, "There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night."

"That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied rancher. :-5:-5:-5

Mustang;1107900 wrote: Who is your real friend?



This really works...!



If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.



Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of your car for an hour.



When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?



:wah:




I was gonna try this experiment and my dog jumped right in the trunk like we was playing a new game , but , the husband said "not NO, but **** NO" .:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl