What's in your handbag?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:32 am

This question has never occured to me until today when i changed handbags.

You can tell a lot from what a lady classes as an 'essential item' in her bag or even indeed, what men carry in their packets.

I was mocked cruelly today when i changed bags and Mr O saw my 'essential items' included

A screwdriver

Blue Tack

A portable ash-tray

7 ciggerette lighters incase the first 6 don't work

Pain Killers

5 lipsticks because a woman must always have a choice

safety pins

Dog Poo bags

A pic of Gordon Brown

Nicotine patches

Baby bel Cheese's

Spare knickers

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:35 am

oscar;1109173 wrote: This question has never occured to me until today when i changed handbags.

You can tell a lot from what a lady classes as an 'essential item' in her bag or even indeed, what men carry in their packets.

I was mocked cruelly today when i changed bags and Mr O saw my 'essential items' included

A screwdriver

Blue Tack

A portable ash-tray

7 ciggerette lighters incase the first 6 don't work

Pain Killers

5 lipsticks because a woman must always have a choice

safety pins

Dog Poo bags

A pic of Gordon Brown

Nicotine patches

Baby bel Cheese's

Spare knickers

How big is this bag your talking about? Sounds like luggage!:wah:

In my bag: spare keys, chapstick (a must in winter), store discount cards, some gift cards, license, hubs credit card (another must for everyday:wah:), spare change, money!!!!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:43 am

qsducks;1109177 wrote: How big is this bag your talking about? Sounds like luggage!:wah:

In my bag: spare keys, chapstick (a must in winter), store discount cards, some gift cards, license, hubs credit card (another must for everyday:wah:), spare change, money!!!!

I have to confess that my handbags do seem to get larger.

I always forget my licence but that's on purpose so if a police officer pulls me over, he has to write out 'a producer' for me and that waste's their time. It also causes extreme dissapointment to the officer when you later turn up and show your documents all in order. :wah: yes, i know it's cruel.

The screwdriver is after a true story here in Britain when a train broke down and the driver asked the passengers over the intercom if anyone had one on them. :wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:47 am

oscar;1109185 wrote: I have to confess that my handbags do seem to get larger.

I always forget my licence but that's on purpose so if a police officer pulls me over, he has to write out 'a producer' for me and that waste's their time. It also causes extreme dissapointment to the officer when you later turn up and show your documents all in order. :wah: yes, i know it's cruel.

The screwdriver is after a true story here in Britain when a train broke down and the driver asked the passengers over the intercom if anyone had one on them. :wah:

You do realize that if you lived here in the 70's you could have been on a show called "Let's Make a Deal" where people dressed up goofy and had all sorts of stuff in their bags, and if they had said item you could go onto the stage and play for money, etc.:wah: Your bag sounds like the ideal thing.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:47 am

OMG....Dunno if I dare reveal the hidden secrets of my hand bag:-3:-3

Comb

purse

credit card holder full of cards for stores for points ect

cheque book

hair bobbles

hair clips

2 lipsticks

3 lady products

pkt of tissues

memory card from camera

mobile phone

3 disposable toothbrushes

bottle of instant hand wash gel

4 pens

necklace

newspaper clippings of the kids/friends ect

1 written account off a fortune teller which is over 20 years old

handy sewing kit

freshen up wipes

pkt of chewing gum

pocket calculator

disposable spoon

a poppy from remembrance day

breast cancer badge

donald duck badge

laser party poster/flier

photos of kids/grandparents and me

diary

mirror

keyring

address book

wage slips

driving licence

lots of papers and snippets:rolleyes:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:50 am

I don't carry a handbag at all, except if I'm going to a 'do'. I always wear a 'bum bag', and the emphasis is on 'wear' - then it leaves two hands free, and also it would be very difficult for anybody with ill intent to grab it off me, as I have mostly all that is soooo important to me in my life, in that bag! Gawd, do you really want me to list all that stuff ffs ???? :rolleyes:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:53 am

Chezzie;1109190 wrote: OMG....Dunno if I dare reveal the hidden secrets of my hand bag:-3:-3

Comb

purse

credit card holder full of cards for stores for points ect

cheque book

hair bobbles

hair clips

2 lipsticks

3 lady products

pkt of tissues

memory card from camera

mobile phone

3 disposable toothbrushes

bottle of instant hand wash gel

4 pens

necklace

newspaper clippings of the kids/friends ect

1 written account off a fortune teller which is over 20 years old

handy sewing kit

freshen up wipes

pkt of chewing gum

pocket calculator

disposable spoon

a poppy from remembrance day

breast cancer badge

donald duck badge

laser party poster/flier

photos of kids/grandparents and me

diary

mirror

keyring

address book

wage slips

driving licence

lots of papers and snippets:rolleyes:

Donald Duck badge & 3 toothbrushes?:wah: Another person who carries around luggage:wah:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:55 am

Chezzie;1109190 wrote: OMG....Dunno if I dare reveal the hidden secrets of my hand bag:-3:-3

Comb

purse

credit card holder full of cards for stores for points ect

cheque book

hair bobbles

hair clips

2 lipsticks

3 lady products

pkt of tissues

memory card from camera

mobile phone

3 disposable toothbrushes

bottle of instant hand wash gel

4 pens

necklace

newspaper clippings of the kids/friends ect

1 written account off a fortune teller which is over 20 years old

handy sewing kit

freshen up wipes

pkt of chewing gum

pocket calculator

disposable spoon

a poppy from remembrance day

breast cancer badge

donald duck badge

laser party poster/flier

photos of kids/grandparents and me

diary

mirror

keyring

address book

wage slips

driving licence

lots of papers and snippets:rolleyes:

erm ,, time for a new bag?:-3:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:55 am

Chezzie;1109190 wrote: OMG....Dunno if I dare reveal the hidden secrets of my hand bag:-3:-3

Comb

purse

credit card holder full of cards for stores for points ect

cheque book

hair bobbles

hair clips

2 lipsticks

3 lady products

pkt of tissues

memory card from camera

mobile phone

3 disposable toothbrushes

bottle of instant hand wash gel

4 pens

necklace

newspaper clippings of the kids/friends ect

1 written account off a fortune teller which is over 20 years old

handy sewing kit

freshen up wipes

pkt of chewing gum

pocket calculator

disposable spoon

a poppy from remembrance day

breast cancer badge

donald duck badge

laser party poster/flier

photos of kids/grandparents and me

diary

mirror

keyring

address book

wage slips

driving licence

lots of papers and snippets:rolleyes:

Are you a weightlifter to carry that lot?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You reminded me about the,

Travel size 'Listerine' breath freshner

The travel toothbrush and paste

The hand wash gel.

And, the poppie's :wah: We never have the heart to throw them away do we?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:56 am

G#Gill;1109197 wrote: I don't carry a handbag at all, except if I'm going to a 'do'. I always wear a 'bum bag', and the emphasis is on 'wear' - then it leaves two hands free, and also it would be very difficult for anybody with ill intent to grab it off me, as I have mostly all that is soooo important to me in my life, in that bag! Gawd, do you really want me to list all that stuff ffs ???? :rolleyes:

Come on Gill...... Spill the beans.... What have you got?? :yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:57 am

kazalala;1109205 wrote: erm ,, time for a new bag?:-3:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Jumbo suitcase more like :yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:58 am

G#Gill;1109197 wrote: I don't carry a handbag at all, except if I'm going to a 'do'. I always wear a 'bum bag', and the emphasis is on 'wear' - then it leaves two hands free, and also it would be very difficult for anybody with ill intent to grab it off me, as I have mostly all that is soooo important to me in my life, in that bag! Gawd, do you really want me to list all that stuff ffs ???? :rolleyes:

What's in it?:sneaky:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:59 am

oscar;1109209 wrote: Jumbo suitcase more like :yh_rotfl

have you seen the size of some of the bags you can get now

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl no need to take your own carrier bags shopping anymore:yh_rotfl Mines not too bad at the moment as im using a new one from christmas:D

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:01 am

kazalala;1109213 wrote: have you seen the size of some of the bags you can get now

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl no need to take your own carrier bags shopping anymore:yh_rotfl Mines not too bad at the moment as im using a new one from christmas:D

and what is in your bag Kaz? Do tell:sneaky:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:03 am

kazalala;1109205 wrote: erm ,, time for a new bag?:-3:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Funny enough my mum nearly bought me one for xmas but im fussy on my every day bag so were going to have a day out in March for my birthday and buy me a new one:D

My evening bag in comparison will only fit a very very small purse, mobile phone, lipstick and a pkt of tissues...Talk about extremes:yh_rotfl

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:05 am

oscar;1109206 wrote: Are you a weightlifter to carry that lot?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You reminded me about the,

Travel size 'Listerine' breath freshner

The travel toothbrush and paste

The hand wash gel.

And, the poppie's :wah: We never have the heart to throw them away do we?

heh heh, I forgot about the Ibrupofen and 3 in 1 antacids :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Never know when you might need this stuff:-2:-3:sneaky::yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:06 am

Chezzie;1109220 wrote: Funny enough my mum nearly bought me one for xmas but im fussy on my every day bag so were going to have a day out in March for my birthday and buy me a new one:D

My evening bag in comparison will only fit a very very small purse, mobile phone, lipstick and a pkt of tissues...Talk about extremes:yh_rotfl

I don't use a bag in the evenings i just stuff everything in Mr O's pockets.

My sister just paid Â£300 for a handbag. That's immoral!!!!!

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:08 am

qsducks;1109216 wrote: and what is in your bag Kaz? Do tell:sneaky:

ok had to go get my bag and look:rolleyes: a pair of reading glasses,my purse, a comb, a couple of receipts, a camera, 3 lipsticks and a compact mirror:D when i go out you can ad to that my mobile phone, my keys and my ciggies and lighter, also not actually in my bag but on it a suzy smith bag charm;):rolleyes::yh_rotfl

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:10 am

Chezzie;1109220 wrote: Funny enough my mum nearly bought me one for xmas but im fussy on my every day bag so were going to have a day out in March for my birthday and buy me a new one:D

My evening bag in comparison will only fit a very very small purse, mobile phone, lipstick and a pkt of tissues...Talk about extremes:yh_rotfl

well im not entirely happy with mine really:yh_rotfl i like it but its not really the type i wanted,, and i asked my daughter to go shoping with her dad to get it:rolleyes: its smallish really hence not a lot in it:D

I have loads of bags,, daytime and evening,,, my evening ones are usualy small too:D

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:11 am

kazalala;1109228 wrote: ok had to go get my bag and look:rolleyes: a pair of reading glasses,my purse, a comb, a couple of receipts, a camera, 3 lipsticks and a compact mirror:D when i go out you can ad to that my mobile phone, my keys and my ciggies and lighter, also not actually in my bag but on it a suzy smith bag charm;):rolleyes::yh_rotfl

You reminded me about the mirror... now that is an essential

.....

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:12 am

I carry my cell in my rear pocket on my pants. It's one of those razor phones adn I never hear it anyway:wah:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:12 am

oscar;1109231 wrote: You reminded me about the mirror... now that is an essential

.....

ye the one i have got i have had for ages,, its a silver heart shape with crystal stones on the outside,,, you can get some lovely ones now:D

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:18 am

My daughter carries a super big bag. Surprised her shoulder is not in pain:wah:. I carry a smaller one and it's purple but I need to replace it as the strap is almost broken.

Kindle · Post by **Kindle** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:21 am

For a number of years now I have been downsizing. I buy the smallest of purses and carry small items within so that I'm not pulled down by the weight of things.

To have all that I truely need, I have a tote bag in my car. When I get to a destination, if there is something more than what is in my purse that I need, I either transfer it or carry it by hand. Sometimes the tote goes with me..........

swinglizrd · Post by **swinglizrd** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:34 pm

okdokey...

for me.... (and a howdy doo to all)

ipod (never leave home without it)

6 kinds of lipstick and gloss (MAC girl..)

Powder and eyeliner (i end up smudged a lot)

camera

phone (one day i will break down and get an all in one phone)

2 sets of keys (1 for car, 1 for house and other stuff)

Checkbook

Wallet

my little Jade good luck charm

2 little black books... (one for notes, one for books to read)

Orbitz gum

Clove ciggies... (only smoke when i drink....)(bum a light off of others)

St Ives hand lotion

Numerous reciepts/lists/little pieces of paper

coupons

3 pens

a couple of unmentionables.... ehem...

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:36 pm

swinglizrd;1109286 wrote: okdokey...

for me.... (and a howdy doo to all)

ipod (never leave home without it)

6 kinds of lipstick and gloss (MAC girl..)

Powder and eyeliner (i end up smudged a lot)

camera

phone (one day i will break down and get an all in one phone)

2 sets of keys (1 for car, 1 for house and other stuff)

Checkbook

Wallet

my little Jade good luck charm

2 little black books... (one for notes, one for books to read)

Orbitz gum

Clove ciggies... (only smoke when i drink....)(bum a light off of others)

St Ives hand lotion

Numerous reciepts/lists/little pieces of paper

coupons

3 pens

a couple of unmentionables.... ehem...

HI yes i usually have hand lotion or some sort of moisturiser in my bag ,,, must remember to put some in now:D

hoxtonchris · Post by **hoxtonchris** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:06 pm

if you lot could see what my carol has in her bag you would not believe it.im a big bloke and even i have trouble picking it up!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:09 pm

hoxtonchris;1109336 wrote: if you lot could see what my carol has in her bag you would not believe it.im a big bloke and even i have trouble picking it up!
Oi I heard that!!!!:-5:-5:mad:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:28 pm

I don't think y'all would want me to list everything i have in my handbag, i'd still be here tomorrow!

so i'll make it short and sweet and say pretty much everything but the kitchen sink!

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:37 pm

In my handbag today I have ...

Purse, 2 sets of keys, 2 books, small notebook and pen, a packet of tissues, pain killers, lip balm, a packet of plasters, some wipes, ipod, mobile phone, diary and some moisturiser

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:35 pm

I have the usual stuff in my handbag. I'll list most of it.

Cell Phone

Check Book

Driver's License

Employee Id

Comb

Face Powder

Keys

Lipstick

Sunglasses

Little Photos

Calculator

Pen

Stamps

Attached files

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:37 pm

oscar;1109173 wrote: This question has never occured to me until today when i changed handbags.

You can tell a lot from what a lady classes as an 'essential item' in her bag or even indeed, what men carry in their packets.

I was mocked cruelly today when i changed bags and Mr O saw my 'essential items' included

A screwdriver

Blue Tack

A portable ash-tray

7 ciggerette lighters incase the first 6 don't work

Pain Killers

5 lipsticks because a woman must always have a choice

safety pins

Dog Poo bags

A pic of Gordon Brown

Nicotine patches

Baby bel Cheese's

Spare knickers

Just a word of warning hunny. You do know that if the Police searched your bag you would be charged and fined for being in Possession of and Carrying a Deadly Weapon? At worst you could get a criminal record and may even be sent down. Considering your current run-ins with the law I'd honestly leave the screwdriver at home and also the ash tray if its heavy. The bobbies won't act in your favour if they find them. Just a thought. :-3

Let the train driver get help from someone else.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:58 pm

This is like the alphabetical party game...in my handbag I have...lol! :wah:

I have:

my (Winnie-the-Pooh) purse containing:

credit cards

store cards

taxi numbers

Shakeaway points card :wah:

In Emergency contact card

Donor card

notes (money)

change

stamps

train pass

ferry timetable

vets card & emergency number

hairdressers appointment card

dentists appointment card

eye test appointment card

favourite pub card

Hampshire Police crime number card

some proof of postage receipts

safety pin

and a winnie-the-pooh charm

In the rest of my bag I have:

a pencil case containing:

pens (several colours)

pencils (grey & coloured)

ruler

number line to 20

rubbers (erasers!) :wah:

felt tip pens

pretty stripey paper clips

a flower clip

a tissue

a marker pen

pencil sharpeners

dice

counters

a marble

gluestick

a selection of 'smelly' reward stickers :wah:

I also have:

a brush

powder

lipsalve

a necklace

a chequebook

a notebook

a hair clip

a hair scrunchie

a pair of blue fluffy gloves

some Christmas chocolates

some ladies stuff

a packet of tissues

a packet of Aspirin

a packet of paracetamol

a packet of metformin tablets

a mobile phone

a small packet of wetwipes

keys on a keyring

some bills that need paying

some receipts

3 birthday cards - for my daughters 16th birthday tomorrow

1 is a 'noisy' card - it's Cartman from South Park shouting Happy Birthday

1 is a cute card with pressies on for my son to give her

1 says Happy Birthday Dear Granddaughter, which is for me to forge my mothers signature on. I'm sorry but she sent her a really ugly card of a pink outline of a girl on a grey background. That's it! It wasn't even sealed, just had the flap tucked in. She's too good at disappointing my kids, so I'm replacing it with a pretty card and I'm going to put some money in it for her.

I've also got a flashing 'Happy 16th' giant badge

aand.....rather disgustingly......

a slice of stale cake wrapped in paper towels! :-2

I normally have a cuppa soup for lunch, but last week I was hungry and had a school dinner! (Luckily it was baked potato day! Normally school dinners are to be avoided at all costs!) :wah: Anyway, for pudding I was given a slice of bakewell tart which I didn't want and so wrapped up in paper towels to take home for one of my kids. Thanks for starting this thread as I've now rediscovered this cake (now rockhard!) and binned it. God knows how long it might have festered at the bottom of my bag otherwise! :wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:13 pm

Rapunzel;1109518 wrote: This is like the alphabetical party game...in my handbag I have...lol! :wah:

I have:

my (Winnie-the-Pooh) purse containing:

credit cards

store cards

taxi numbers

Shakeaway points card :wah:

In Emergency contact card

Donor card

notes (money)

change

stamps

train pass

ferry timetable

vets card & emergency number

hairdressers appointment card

dentists appointment card

eye test appointment card

favourite pub card

Hampshire Police crime number card

some proof of postage receipts

safety pin

and a winnie-the-pooh charm

In the rest of my bag I have:

a pencil case containing:

pens (several colours)

pencils (grey & coloured)

ruler

number line to 20

rubbers (erasers!) :wah:

felt tip pens

pretty stripey paper clips

a flower clip

a tissue

a marker pen

pencil sharpeners

dice

counters

a marble

gluestick

a selection of 'smelly' reward stickers :wah:

I also have:

a brush

powder

lipsalve

a necklace

a chequebook

a notebook

a hair clip

a hair scrunchie

a pair of blue fluffy gloves

some Christmas chocolates

some ladies stuff

a packet of tissues

a packet of Aspirin

a packet of paracetamol

a packet of metformin tablets

a mobile phone

a small packet of wetwipes

keys on a keyring

some bills that need paying

some receipts

3 birthday cards - for my daughters 16th birthday tomorrow

1 is a 'noisy' card - it's Cartman from South Park shouting Happy Birthday

1 is a cute card with pressies on for my son to give her

1 says Happy Birthday Dear Granddaughter, which is for me to forge my mothers signature on. I'm sorry but she sent her a really ugly card of a pink outline of a girl on a grey background. That's it! It wasn't even sealed, just had the flap tucked in. She's too good at disappointing my kids, so I'm replacing it with a pretty card and I'm going to put some money in it for her.

I've also got a flashing 'Happy 16th' giant badge

aand.....rather disgustingly......

a slice of stale cake wrapped in paper towels! :-2

I normally have a cuppa soup for lunch, but last week I was hungry and had a school dinner! (Luckily it was baked potato day! Normally school dinners are to be avoided at all costs!) :wah: Anyway, for pudding I was given a slice of bakewell tart which I didn't want and so wrapped up in paper towels to take home for one of my kids. Thanks for starting this thread as I've now rediscovered this cake (now rockhard!) and binned it. God knows how long it might have festered at the bottom of my bag otherwise! :wah:Is that all......I will have to give you a few tips:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;):D

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:17 pm

Rapunzel;1109518 wrote: This is like the alphabetical party game...in my handbag I have...lol! :wah:

I have:

my (Winnie-the-Pooh) purse containing:

credit cards

store cards

taxi numbers

Shakeaway points card :wah:

In Emergency contact card

Donor card

notes (money)

change

stamps

train pass

ferry timetable

vets card & emergency number

hairdressers appointment card

dentists appointment card

eye test appointment card

favourite pub card

Hampshire Police crime number card

some proof of postage receipts

safety pin

and a winnie-the-pooh charm

In the rest of my bag I have:

a pencil case containing:

pens (several colours)

pencils (grey & coloured)

ruler

number line to 20

rubbers (erasers!) :wah:

felt tip pens

pretty stripey paper clips

a flower clip

a tissue

a marker pen

pencil sharpeners

dice

counters

a marble

gluestick

a selection of 'smelly' reward stickers :wah:

I also have:

a brush

powder

lipsalve

a necklace

a chequebook

a notebook

a hair clip

a hair scrunchie

a pair of blue fluffy gloves

some Christmas chocolates

some ladies stuff

a packet of tissues

a packet of Aspirin

a packet of paracetamol

a packet of metformin tablets

a mobile phone

a small packet of wetwipes

keys on a keyring

some bills that need paying

some receipts

3 birthday cards - for my daughters 16th birthday tomorrow

1 is a 'noisy' card - it's Cartman from South Park shouting Happy Birthday

1 is a cute card with pressies on for my son to give her

1 says Happy Birthday Dear Granddaughter, which is for me to forge my mothers signature on. I'm sorry but she sent her a really ugly card of a pink outline of a girl on a grey background. That's it! It wasn't even sealed, just had the flap tucked in. She's too good at disappointing my kids, so I'm replacing it with a pretty card and I'm going to put some money in it for her.

I've also got a flashing 'Happy 16th' giant badge

aand.....rather disgustingly......

a slice of stale cake wrapped in paper towels! :-2

I normally have a cuppa soup for lunch, but last week I was hungry and had a school dinner! (Luckily it was baked potato day! Normally school dinners are to be avoided at all costs!) :wah: Anyway, for pudding I was given a slice of bakewell tart which I didn't want and so wrapped up in paper towels to take home for one of my kids. Thanks for starting this thread as I've now rediscovered this cake (now rockhard!) and binned it. God knows how long it might have festered at the bottom of my bag otherwise! :wah:

yes, I would just be so lost without pens of all different colours!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:58 am

I just carry a small purse...

keys

wallet

phone

pen

chapstick

lipgloss

a small Clinique powder compact (it was a sample)

lavender oil

lighter

grocery list

small rubber snowman that my 5 year old gave me :-4

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:27 pm

Why is it that men can discreetly carry wallets and briefcases, while we women carry HANDBAGS and POCKETBOOKS and FANNYPACKS?

What are we..................beasts of burden?

Thank you, Mr. ___________, for your invention of this essential lady's accessory. Nothing better to slow us down and complicate our lives.

:D

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:46 pm

Rapunzel;1109453 wrote: Just a word of warning hunny. You do know that if the Police searched your bag you would be charged and fined for being in Possession of and Carrying a Deadly Weapon? At worst you could get a criminal record and may even be sent down. Considering your current run-ins with the law I'd honestly leave the screwdriver at home and also the ash tray if its heavy. The bobbies won't act in your favour if they find them. Just a thought. :-3

Let the train driver get help from someone else.

Good advice but it's too small to be classed as a weapon (I think

)

The ash tray is a little tin one very much like a powder compact.

Besides, for plod to have the right to search my handbag, I'd have to be in the act of a crime. Even if your pulled over for a motoring offence, they don't have reason to search your bag.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:04 pm

Wallet

Checkbook

Work keys

Car keys

Pain meds

Change purse

Calendar

Notepad

Pen

Winning instant lottery tickets

Cigarette coupon

Cigarettes

Mints

Work Schedule

Work schedule for another job of a girl who works with me

I'm glad I cleaned it out this morning!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:20 pm

Peg;1110181 wrote: Wallet

Checkbook

Work keys

Car keys

Pain meds

Change purse

Calendar

Notepad

Pen

Winning instant lottery tickets

Cigarette coupon

Cigarettes

Mints

Work Schedule

Work schedule for another job of a girl who works with me

I'm glad I cleaned it out this morning!

I've noticed that we have a few smokers in FG :yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:49 pm

I just looked in my daughter's handbag

A stuffed bear

Drinking straws

Movie receipts

MAC receipts

Wallet

Keys

Tampons

Store coupons

Pens

Cell phone

Batteries

Good thing she's not here, she'd kill me:wah:

nok · Post by **nok** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:31 am

In my handbag, I've got :

a wallet

a coin purse

a cell phone

tissues

books ( for teaching)

plastic bags

toothpicks

aspirin

band-aids

a small diary

a small note book

red, blue and black pens

whiteboard markers ( for teaching)

two pencil bags

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:46 am

Carolly;1109521 wrote: Is that all......I will have to give you a few tips:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;):D

Dammit. I wish I'd kept that rockhard bakewell tart. I could have sent it to you as a thankyou for the tips.

:wah:

Oh, and I forgot to add my MP3 player to the list as well!

:wah:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:55 am

Odie;1109524 wrote: yes, I would just be so lost without pens of all different colours!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Now, you see, you may laugh but these colours are obligatory.

We're no longer allowed to mark in red as its considered a negative colour. Marking is now done in green - a nice gentle conservative colour! :-5 We're not allowed to put an 'x' next to a wrong answer either. The most you're allowed to put is a dot which means you must revisit that point with that child later on. (Putting an 'x' is negative and might make the poor little darlings feel they are failing ...or worse still.....that they gave a wrong answer! Shock! Horror! :-5)

If a childs writing is so poor that it is illegible, then you need to transcribe the sentences underneath the childs work. However, you're not allowed to write in green, because, of course, it's a marking colour!

Sentence work, for children to copy, is done in black ink.

And I occasionally use blue to rebel! :yh_rotfl

So, you see, there is method in my madness. Or should I say, method in the mad rules we have to work under?

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:07 am

oscar;1110161 wrote: Good advice but it's too small to be classed as a weapon (I think

)

The ash tray is a little tin one very much like a powder compact.

Besides, for plod to have the right to search my handbag, I'd have to be in the act of a crime. Even if your pulled over for a motoring offence, they don't have reason to search your bag.

Okay, I agree with what you say but will also point out that house keys can be considered offensive weapons as can combs with thin metal handles. Regardless of its size I do think it could be described as a weapon and I'm sure a judge would hear 'weapon' if it came to light. :-3

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:47 am

along-for-the-ride;1110131 wrote: Why is it that men can discreetly carry wallets and briefcases, while we women carry HANDBAGS and POCKETBOOKS and FANNYPACKS?

What are we..................beasts of burden?

Thank you, Mr. ___________, for your invention of this essential lady's accessory. Nothing better to slow us down and complicate our lives.

:D

omg that means something sooooooooooooo different here in the UK:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:07 am

jimbo;1110342 wrote: do you mean the sausage wallet :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

weiner wallet for you

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl