jimbo n sue night out
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:22 am
jim works hard roofing but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife sue thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday sue takes him to a localstrip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, jim! How ya doin?'
His wife sue is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
'Oh no,' says jim. 'He's in my bowling league.
When they are seated, a waitress asks jim if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife sue is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'
'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around jim, starts to rub herself all over him and says,
'Hi jimbo. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
jim's wife sue, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
jim follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before sue can slam the door, jim jumps in beside her.
jim tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it .
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says,
'Geez jim, you picked up a real bitch this time.'
jim's funeral will be on Friday.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
His wife sue thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday sue takes him to a localstrip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, jim! How ya doin?'
His wife sue is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
'Oh no,' says jim. 'He's in my bowling league.
When they are seated, a waitress asks jim if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife sue is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'
'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around jim, starts to rub herself all over him and says,
'Hi jimbo. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
jim's wife sue, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
jim follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before sue can slam the door, jim jumps in beside her.
jim tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it .
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says,
'Geez jim, you picked up a real bitch this time.'
jim's funeral will be on Friday.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl