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My Sacred Portal
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:51 am
by Nomad
My sacred portal has been violated.
To my shock and horror the Dr. asked me to drop my trousers and bend over. He then proceeded to de-flower the sanctity of the one thing I held to be above and beyond without question pure and free of corruption.
I have no alternative now but to accept that I Nomad can no longer take refuge nor solace in a future free from further intrusions.
As far as Im concerned my portal has become a tainted and whorish abomination and I shall live with that shame for all my days.
Its become a free for all for any perverse person disguised under the cloak of a lab coat and wearing a dime store rubber glove.
With much angst and unwillingly Nomad is now playing for the other team.
It wasnt supposed to be like this......
My Sacred Portal
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:52 am
by chonsigirl
They never said science was an easy road to follow.................:wah:
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:57 am
by sunny104
you're not a virgin anymore?!?!
sacred portal is my new favorite term...
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:08 am
by Kindle
Nomad, you had the right to
just say NO.......................
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:30 am
by Chezzie
Oh ****:D
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:33 am
by sunny104
did you get a brazillian before you went??
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:27 am
by CARLA
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Poor guy, quit your complaining your will have to go through it all over again next year, and the year after that. Welcome to the world of aging and medical tests that they wouldn't do on animals...!!
You haven't experienced anything till you have a Sigmoidoscopy. Lets just say refuse it if ever your asked to have one and state with out pause you want a Colonoscopy. Trust me on the Nomie and remember what I say.
[QUOTE]As far as Im concerned my portal has become a tainted and whorish abomination and I shall live with that shame for all my days.
Its become a free for all for any perverse person disguised under the cloak of a lab coat and wearing a dime store rubber glove.
With much angst and unwillingly Nomad is now playing for the other team.
It wasnt supposed to be like this......[/QUOTE]
My Sacred Portal
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:08 pm
by flopstock
Nomad;1113128 wrote: My sacred portal has been violated.
To my shock and horror the Dr. asked me to drop my trousers and bend over. He then proceeded to de-flower the sanctity of the one thing I held to be above and beyond without question pure and free of corruption.
I have no alternative now but to accept that I Nomad can no longer take refuge nor solace in a future free from further intrusions.
As far as Im concerned my portal has become a tainted and whorish abomination and I shall live with that shame for all my days.
Its become a free for all for any perverse person disguised under the cloak of a lab coat and wearing a dime store rubber glove.
With much angst and unwillingly Nomad is now playing for the other team.
It wasnt supposed to be like this......
go look in the mirror... i bet you're smiling...
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:34 pm
by Chezzie
Poor Nomad got sidescuttled, should of raised your stormflap:D
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:37 pm
by Oscar Namechange
I hope the rubber glove was later safely detonated in a controlled area where no harm could come to small children and animals.
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:42 pm
by shelbell
Poor Nomie....just think of what us women have to go thru and your exam won't seem so bad. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:46 pm
by along-for-the-ride
Nomad, I understand the experience to be a hassle. But, you should have cracked the whip, asserted yourself, and rectified the situation.
I hope you are sitting on a soft place...............if you have to sit...that is.
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:13 pm
by Odie
OMG, no, really...........
welcome to the world of testing, was anyone harmed in this event:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:50 am
by Imladris
I hope he bought you dinner first
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:04 am
by Clodhopper
:wah::wah::wah:
Poor Nomad! You have my sympathy. The same thing happened to me a couple of years ago and I remember thinking as it happened that some people paid good money to have it done to them....
The fact that the doctor was an attractive female Aussie didn't help, either.:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:06 am
by Peg
Nomad;1113128 wrote: My sacred portal has been violated.
To my shock and horror the Dr. asked me to drop my trousers and bend over. He then proceeded to de-flower the sanctity of the one thing I held to be above and beyond without question pure and free of corruption.
I have no alternative now but to accept that I Nomad can no longer take refuge nor solace in a future free from further intrusions.
As far as Im concerned my portal has become a tainted and whorish abomination and I shall live with that shame for all my days.
Its become a free for all for any perverse person disguised under the cloak of a lab coat and wearing a dime store rubber glove.
With much angst and unwillingly Nomad is now playing for the other team.
It wasnt supposed to be like this......
Are you worried because you liked it?
:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:47 am
by flopstock
Imladris;1114118 wrote: I hope he bought you dinner first:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:35 pm
by Odie
along-for-the-ride;1113559 wrote: Nomad, I understand the experience to be a hassle. But, you should have cracked the whip, asserted yourself, and rectified the situation.
I hope you are sitting on a soft place...............if you have to sit...that is.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:38 pm
by flopstock
They say the trick is to just relax and push back against it.... what's your first hand opinion?
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:43 pm
by Odie
flopstock;1114558 wrote: They say the trick is to just relax and push back against it.... what's your first hand opinion?
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
and don't forget the KY!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:47 pm
by minks
Would it be inappropriate to welcome you back at this point????
