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who is phone number collecter

el guapo;1121419 wrote: i am

who is phone number collecter


Sorry, won't be there. Too long a trip and no cashola.:wah:

el guapo;1121419 wrote: i am

who is phone number collecter


I'm going, but I'll delegate Spot, he's the efficient one! :-6

DO NOT GO !

Did you see the movie Hostel ?

Id bet someone elses life on the FG meet being a reenactment of the movie.

Id like to know whos hosting this little party ? That would tell me everything I need to know.

If you havent seen the film the scenario goes like this...

A bunch of gardeners take a holiday in some exotic location.

The hosts of the get together get their guests liquored up then take them into a secret room in the hostel and crazy guys fulfill murder fantasies. Some prefer table saws while others pretend they are surgeons and they dissect the unsuspecting vacationers while strapped to a table.

I think one of the madmen even used a power drill.

Is spock in charge of the party plans ?

God bless each and everyone of you if you do go because when you come back youre coming back in little pieces.

Nomad;1121567 wrote: DO NOT GO !

Did you see the movie Hostel ?

Id bet someone elses life on the FG meet being a reenactment of the movie.

Id like to know whos hosting this little party ? That would tell me everything I need to know.

If you havent seen the film the scenario goes like this...

A bunch of gardeners take a holiday in some exotic location.

The hosts of the get together get their guests liquored up then take them into a secret room in the hostel and crazy guys fulfill murder fantasies. Some prefer table saws while others pretend they are surgeons and they dissect the unsuspecting vacationers while strapped to a table.

I think one of the madmen even used a power drill.

Is spock in charge of the party plans ?

God bless each and everyone of you if you do go because when you come back youre coming back in little pieces.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Good one Nomad!!

Mustang;1121571 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Good one Nomad!!


Then you know ?

Texas right ?

I know they do weird stuff in Texas but...........wait you had that chainsaw massacre guy and his whole family ate people.

Go away !

Dont talk to me anymore !.

I'd not say I have all the phone numbers but I have some. If anyone wants to PM me theirs I'll put it into my dialing list for the weekend.

It might be a good idea if mine were available on a slightly more promiscuous basis, given that anyone might turn up unannounced at the last moment. Everyone's invited. Lurkers are invited. Friends and relations are invited. All you need do, if you can't work out where we are, is give me a call on 07772772935 and I'll tell you. The more the merrier, that's what I reckon. Get on a plane and surprise us. If you're using a non-UK cellphone you need to put International and a country code of 44 in place of the initial zero.

Nomad;1121567 wrote: DO NOT GO !

Did you see the movie Hostel ?

Id bet someone elses life on the FG meet being a reenactment of the movie.

Id like to know whos hosting this little party ? That would tell me everything I need to know.

If you havent seen the film the scenario goes like this...

A bunch of gardeners take a holiday in some exotic location.

The hosts of the get together get their guests liquored up then take them into a secret room in the hostel and crazy guys fulfill murder fantasies. Some prefer table saws while others pretend they are surgeons and they dissect the unsuspecting vacationers while strapped to a table.

I think one of the madmen even used a power drill.

Is spock in charge of the party plans ?

God bless each and everyone of you if you do go because when you come back youre coming back in little pieces.




Can I just have bits chopped off from certain places, like tummy, thighs, spare chin or don't I have a choice? I may still risk it...........







Pm'ing mobile no to Spot and El G now

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It might be a good idea if mine were available on a slightly more promiscuous basis







Exactly what the guy in the movie said right before he put a meat hook through them.

Nomad;1121567 wrote: DO NOT GO !

Did you see the movie Hostel ?

Id bet someone elses life on the FG meet being a reenactment of the movie.

Id like to know whos hosting this little party ? That would tell me everything I need to know.

If you havent seen the film the scenario goes like this...

A bunch of gardeners take a holiday in some exotic location.

The hosts of the get together get their guests liquored up then take them into a secret room in the hostel and crazy guys fulfill murder fantasies. Some prefer table saws while others pretend they are surgeons and they dissect the unsuspecting vacationers while strapped to a table.

I think one of the madmen even used a power drill.

Is spock in charge of the party plans ?

God bless each and everyone of you if you do go because when you come back youre coming back in little pieces.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You've blown my cover now Nomad and givin my game plan away :yh_rotfl

spot;1121598 wrote: I'd not say I have all the phone numbers but I have some. If anyone wants to PM me theirs I'll put it into my dialing list for the weekend.

It might be a good idea if mine were available on a slightly more promiscuous basis, given that anyone might turn up unannounced at the last moment. Everyone's invited. Lurkers are invited. Friends and relations are invited. All you need do, if you can't work out where we are, is give me a call on 07772772935 and I'll tell you. The more the merrier, that's what I reckon. Get on a plane and surprise us. If you're using a non-UK cellphone you need to put International and a country code of 44 in place of the initial zero.


Spot's hot to trot so he needs all the phone numbers.

Got your number spot, if I'm in the vicinity i will call.

Leave me alone;1121685 wrote: Got your number spot, if I'm in the vicinity i will call.


I should hope so too. I'll expose my umbrage otherwise.

spot;1121691 wrote: I should hope so too. I'll expose my umbrage otherwise.


If that is the number for the Kremlin or the Samaritans i wont be best pleased.

For anyone who is not sure whether to come or not - please do!



Last meet I went to was only three months after I joined FG, everyone was really lovely, very welcoming and I had a great time!

Leave me alone;1121694 wrote: If that is the number for the Kremlin or the Samaritans i wont be best pleased.It's actually alcoholics anonymous.

Spot joined and now he just drinks under another name:wah:

Imladris;1121707 wrote: For anyone who is not sure whether to come or not - please do!



Last meet I went to was only three months after I joined FG, everyone was really lovely, very welcoming and I had a great time!


But i'm not lovely

All conversations with reference to Gordon Brown and the Police are strictly prohibited.

oscar;1121708 wrote: It's actually alcoholics anonymous.

Spot joined and now he just drinks under another name:wah:


:wah: What a good idea.

Don't ferget yer brollies!!!

spot;1121691 wrote: I should hope so too. I'll expose my umbrage otherwise.


Can you be arrested for exposing your umbrage in a public place?

OpenMind;1121806 wrote: Don't ferget yer brollies!!!


I think they fore-cast snow.

A Virgin train is travelling from Bristol to Victoria, London at 126 mph............ At what time will the train be cancelled?

One snow flake on a railway line and the country will come to a standstill. We will have the meet via cell-phone.

Hello... base to Spot :wah:

OpenMind;1121806 wrote: Don't ferget yer brollies!!!


Have you seen the weather forecast or is that in memory of the first one :wah:

You are wretches, the snow's forecast for Monday. Saturday might be overcast and chilly but I don't see any reason to expect rain.

Wrap up warm everyone, we'll be outdoors a lot of the time.

no in pub

el guapo;1121846 wrote: no in pub


That seems unlikely, several of us are alcoholics in remission for whom a pub is not a good place to spend time.

spot;1121849 wrote: That seems unlikely, several of us are alcoholics in remission for whom a pub is not a good place to spend time.


who i wont offer them a drink

spot;1121845 wrote: You are wretches, the snow's forecast for Monday. Saturday might be overcast and chilly but I don't see any reason to expect rain.

Wrap up warm everyone, we'll be outdoors a lot of the time.


Are we protesting against some-thing in Hyde Park or going begging for money in the street? Because given a choice, i prefer the latter.

oscar;1121863 wrote: Are we protesting against some-thing in Hyde Park or going begging for money in the street? Because given a choice, i prefer the latter.


we are going to protest out side no 10

el guapo;1121856 wrote: who i wont offer them a drink


You'll be outside the pub any-way on account of us smokers who have been banned from lighting up in public houses.

We're all doing what Immy tells us to do if we know what's good for us.

el guapo;1121865 wrote: we are going to protest out side no 10


Good idea. we can protest that we don't get enough media coverage of his sexniness.

oscar;1121870 wrote: Good idea. we can protest that we don't get enough media coverage of his sexniness.


not quite i thought of the ........slogan down with brown



is mr oscar coming

el guapo;1121872 wrote:



is mr oscar coming


I've told you before......stop asking such personal questions :yh_rotfl

I'll be there :-6

Just finishing my packing now

pinkchick;1121891 wrote: I'll be there :-6

Just finishing my packing now


Packing??????? Are you staying for a week?:wah:

Jimbo's gone horribly quiet.... I think he's scared to come now :wah:

I'm packing too...... lol I have to write an essay on the way up and back so I have a small case, a laptop and a big bag of books :wah:

See you in the pub el guapo, one good reason.



'Well you see, el guapo, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move

as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the

slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But

naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this

way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making

the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, el guapo, is why you

always feel smarter after a few beers.'

Good enough reason for a pint or two i reckon.

Leave me alone;1121951 wrote: See you in the pub el guapo, one good reason.



'Well you see, el guapo, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move

as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the

slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But

naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this

way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making

the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, el guapo, is why you

always feel smarter after a few beers.'

Good enough reason for a pint or two i reckon.


Please don't encourage him. He's pesky enough sober

oscar;1121962 wrote: Please don't encourage him. He's pesky enough sober


oi what have i done now

i did say a word about the war

el guapo;1121965 wrote: oi what have i done now

i did say a word about the war


Oh no..... did i hear right? Did you just mention the ***

It's OK, you only said it once and i think you got away with it.

i wonder if i can get banned for what i do on meet

el guapo;1121975 wrote: i wonder if i can get banned for what i do on meet


It can't be any worse than Spot exposing his umbridge in public:yh_rotfl

el guapo;1121975 wrote: i wonder if i can get banned for what i do on meet


bring baby for protection, they will just love him soooooooooo much!:driving::driving:

Odie;1121979 wrote: bring baby for protection, they will just love him soooooooooo much!:driving::driving:


cant do that oscar might steal him

el guapo;1121981 wrote: cant do that oscar might steal him


If I could go, I would take care of him the whole time, just for you!:D



he doesn't cry does he?:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1121983 wrote: If I could go, I would take care of him the whole time, just for you!:D



he doesn't cry does he?:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


to be honest he hardly does

el guapo;1121981 wrote: cant do that oscar might steal him I would as well. i'd steal him and enrol him in the Nazi.. whoops, i mean the Labour party.

Somebody drink one for me. Maybe I can make a meet someday.

sigh

It looks as though I will be able to come along for a while on Saturday. Have friend's Birthday party in the evening and need to get the house ready for the Big Battle which has been moved to Sunday 9am, pending one confirmation.

Where are people staying? Where is the official meeting place?

devist8me;1122095 wrote: Somebody drink one for me. Maybe I can make a meet someday.

sigh


We should have an international one one day. All expenses paid by spot :wah: