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 pirate walked into an Inn and the Innkeeper said, "Hey, I haven't seen

you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

''What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm

fine now."

"Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight

My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over.

I looked up and one of them sh*t in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the Innkeeper, "you couldn't lose an eye just

from bird sh*t."

"It was my first day with the hook."

Blimey Jess, where on earth did you dig that old thing up.:wah::wah:

you told me it

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