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As you will probably have noticed, I have been spending rather a lot of time on here of late.

It is not uncommon for whingers to get right up my chuff so i shall try not to whinge.

The past few months have been pretty awful here in Oscar Towers. It started with plasterers, then plumbers, then electricians, then kitchen and bathroom fitters, then painters blah blah blah. It seems to have gone on for-ever. My possessions have been in boxes for months and i can't find anything which on occassions included the cat.

As some will know, this co-incided with a battle with legalities and hearing that my husband's illness has returned. Over the past few weeks, he has not been too bright with various chest infections etc as his immune system is so low. He does not sleep which means i can not sleep. When he does sleep, i have to be quiet which is difficult for some-one of my nature.

I feel as though i have been confined to barracks for months now. One of us has to always be here for when workman arrive at various times of the day and ensuring 3 dogs do not get up their chuff also. I also do not like to go out if Mr O is feeling off colour. I am shunted from room to room depending on which workman wants to get where or if Mr O feels he needs to take a nap which is quite regually of late. I miss one of the greatest passions of my life which is being on a race-course with my Bro who has had a great deal of race meetings called off anyway due to the weather and that also gets right up his chuff.

The work on the house is finally nearing the end. Now the fun part starts........SHOPPING for soft furnishings which is after i have had to clean everything i own thanks to brick dust.

As i always try to look on the bright side of life..... We will know very soon if my husbands illness can be contained or weather it will require surgery. The bad weather has gone and racing is resumed. The Cheltenham Gold Cup is due in March and my bank balance will be on 'Kauto Star'. I've had the arrival of 'Mistle Thrush' who seem to be nesting, my lawyer is working hard, I am soon to be a great aunt again, I've cashed in a policy, Gordon Brown is my Prime Minister :sneaky: and life hopefully will return to some normality very shortly.

Now, I've probably got right up your chuff hogging your threads of late but the reason for this thread, is to say THANKYOU TO EVERYONE OF YOU who has debated with me, amused me and that even includes the one's who have got right up my chuff at times. I know i have been grumpy at times so forgive me to those who's chuff i have managed to get up.

Thankyou,



JULIE

you are getting up my Chuff saying chuff all the time:rolleyes::p:D

kazalala;1138919 wrote: you are getting up my Chuff saying chuff all the time:rolleyes::p:D


I'll put you down as one of the members who's chuff i have got up :wah:

(I don't even know what a chuff is)

oscar;1138921 wrote: I'll put you down as one of the members who's chuff i have got up :wah:

(I don't even know what a chuff is)


well it was mentioned once in an episode of two Pints while discussing the pitfalls of just recently giving birth:sneaky:,,,, i think what she said was,,, I have got a chuff like a wizards sleeve:D:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kazalala;1138923 wrote: well it was mentioned once in an episode of two Pints while discussing the pitfalls of just recently giving birth:sneaky:,,,, i think what she said was,,, I have got a chuff like a wizards sleeve:D:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I got it off the teens in my family but then they speak a language that i do not fully understand.

OMG That is Fierce as they would say. I thought it was something to do with a birds throat.

Oh NO....... I can't believe that. :(:(

oscar;1138924 wrote: OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I got it off the teens in my family but then they speak a language that i do not fully understand.

OMG That is Fierce as they would say. I thought it was something to do with a birds throat.

Oh NO....... I can't believe that. :(:(


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl i never put it together till you said you didnt even know what a chuff was,,, then that Two Pints episode came in to my mind:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kazalala;1138928 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl i never put it together till you said you didnt even know what a chuff was,,, then that Two Pints episode came in to my mind:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Did she really say that?

oscar;1138939 wrote: Did she really say that?


yep:yh_rotfl had a bit of a google means a few things,, googled slang and again means a few things but that is one of them:yh_rotfl

kazalala;1138945 wrote: yep:yh_rotfl had a bit of a google means a few things,, googled slang and again means a few things but that is one of them:yh_rotfl


OMG..... The teens in my family do come out with some stuff that i look sideways at sometimes. They have been using this infront of their parents so i thought it must be innocent enough.

I had to find out where 'You are soooooo lame....'take the shame' came from.

Oh well, at least it has some other meanings :wah::wah:

UMMM , whats a chuff where is mine located and why you be always up it ????:-3 :-3





no really , i figure i can figure out what where and all that stuff i just wanted to make a rhyme while getting up your chuff,,:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1138916 wrote: Now, I've probably got right up your chuff hogging your threads of late but the reason for this thread, is to say THANKYOU TO EVERYONE OF YOU who has debated with me, amused me and that even includes the one's who have got right up my chuff at times. I know i have been grumpy at times so forgive me to those who's chuff i have managed to get up.



Thankyou,





JULIE




You're going to have to do a lot better than that lil missy !

Chuffin ell:D

I hate to think what dead chuffed means now.

gmc;1139211 wrote: I hate to think what dead chuffed means now.


stuffed beaver?

oscar it has been a plesure getting up your chuff

ya pal jes the tory pest

el guapo;1139218 wrote: oscar it has been a plesure getting up your chuff

ya pal jes the tory pest Actually my little scarab, i quite like you up my chuff :yh_rotfl

gmc;1139211 wrote: I hate to think what dead chuffed means now.


That would be dead as in the SNP and chuffed as in the finished chuffiness.



























ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME??????????

oscar;1139234 wrote: Actually my little scarab, i quite like you up my chuff :yh_rotfl


o my im blushing

el guapo;1139218 wrote: oscar it has been a plesure getting up your chuff

ya pal jes the tory pest


OSCAR HAS JUST RECIEVED MORE GOOD NEWS. :yh_dance:yh_dance:yh_dance:yh_party:yh_party

That horse i told you to get early anti-post price at the bookies because he'll get heavilly backed down on the course on the day???? Hope you did Guapo

Last year he was beaten by his rival 'Denman' and the boys out for for revenge.

Just heard on TV that 'Denman' is suffering from a heart murmer and our boy is fit and strong. Yeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Chuff chuff!!:D

alright enuff chuff, just keep being you

M

oscar;1139239 wrote: OSCAR HAS JUST RECIEVED MORE GOOD NEWS. :yh_dance:yh_dance:yh_dance:yh_party:yh_party

That horse i told you to get early anti-post price at the bookies because he'll get heavilly backed down on the course on the day???? Hope you did Guapo

Last year he was beaten by his rival 'Denman' and the boys out for for revenge.

Just heard on TV that 'Denman' is suffering from a heart murmer and our boy is fit and strong. Yeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa


so ya saying now me and you are well chuffed

el guapo;1139246 wrote: so ya saying now me and you are well chuffed Our chuffiness will never be so chuffier after this news. Did you go to the bookies?

The bookies will have already started backing our boys odds down now that bit of news is officially out.

Our boy was pulled from racing after his triple win in the King George 1V stakes at ascot last year to rest up for the re-match with 'Denman' at Cheltenham. he looked 'well fierce on tv just now.

If you didn't get your bet on to get the highest odds, your better off now doing a 'reversed Fore-cast' at the bookies on the Tote. ask for 'Kauto Star' and 'Denman' in either order.

I'm going to be at Cheltenham for The Gold Cup to see him :-4

minks;1139244 wrote: alright enuff chuff, just keep being you

M


awwwwwwwwwwwwwww THANKS MINKS :-4

Jester;1139265 wrote: Oscar...

hehehe- all is well, like Minks said, since she's so smart (and pretty but dont tell her I said that) Just keep on keeping on.

:-4


Thanks Jester..... as ever you are a true gentleman :-4:-4

Jester;1139271 wrote: Nah- but I played one on TV once! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Really????? Come on....tell me more ..... I want details man ;)

Jester;1139316 wrote: Its a joke in the US-

There's a commercial made famous by the line- 'I'm not a Dr., but I play one on TV', its some actor that really did play a Dr. on TV, and he's peddling aspirin of some kind.

I wonder if that will work for me? :wah: I was on tv four days running in my City. Just arriving and leaving the court. Blimey... they must have been short of news that week :yh_rotfl

Jester;1139345 wrote: Look on the bright side! If anyone ever asks you if your 'Julie' you can say 'yes, and I played me on TV too':yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:wah: I was hoping it would lead to a starring role in Hollywood but no, Mr O wouldn't like it :yh_rotfl

Wow..............a thread where oscar doesn't mention "what's his name" and says "thank you" to us. No........................thank YOU! :wah:

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along-for-the-ride;1139393 wrote: Wow..............a thread where oscar doesn't mention "what's his name" and says "thank you" to us. No........................thank YOU! :wah:


:wah: 'What's his name'????????????

OH YOU MEAN:



GORDON BROWN :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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oscar;1139405 wrote: :wah: 'What's his name'????????????

OH YOU MEAN:



GORDON BROWN :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooo!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1139406 wrote: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooo!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Not my fault Odie..... It was 'along for the ride' mentioning 'whats his name' that did it. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

along-for-the-ride;1139393 wrote: Wow..............a thread where oscar doesn't mention "what's his name" and says "thank you" to us. No........................thank YOU! :wah:


you just had to bring his name up didn't you?:-5:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:wah: That's right...............blame me. It's oscars fault................she's the one who succumbed to temptation. :wah:

along-for-the-ride;1139472 wrote: :wah: That's right...............blame me. It's oscars fault................she's the one who succumbed to temptation. :wah:


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!:-5:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:wah: Don't be too hard on our oscar................she can't help it.

She was talking horse racing and having a conversation abount TV and Holly Wood and wham out the blue,,, 'distracted' or derailed' quicker then you could bat an eye.. :yh_giggle

along-for-the-ride;1139509 wrote: :wah: Don't be too hard on our oscar................she can't help it.


Quite right and Thankyou AFTR. It's not my fault that he is the worlds greatest Leader and happens to be sexually alluring in a disturbed, middle-aged, Scottish type way. :wah:

scholle-kid;1139587 wrote: She was talking horse racing and having a conversation abount TV and Holly Wood and wham out the blue,,, 'distracted' or derailed' quicker then you could bat an eye.. :yh_giggle Thankyou and exactly..... there i was checking out that young el guapo had taken my advice and got to his bookie to get the best price for the best horse and i was de-railed back into thoughts of his Worship. :wah:

If you have any relatives in England you must tell them to bet on this horse, 'Kauto Star'. I love horse -racing with a passion anyway but this one is a real superstar and hopefully next year as well he will equal 'Desert Orchids' record of four consecutive wins in the King George sixth stakes at Ascot. I have tried starting a thread on horse racing but it appears we don't have any members that feel like-wise. I love it when two horses are each others absolute rivals and clash in the racing calender. Last year 'Kauto Star' was beaten by his arch rival 'Denman' in the Gold Cup' and i was there to see it. 'Denman' has been favourite on odds with the bookie's for this years re-match although my brother, a bookie, said that 'Kauto' was the one bookies feared. If he came in, he would be at higher odds than 'Denman' costing the bookies a massive payout. But on tv yesterday they said 'Denman' had been found to be suffering from a heart murmer and 'Kauto' was fighting fit after being rested up since his third win in the King George Sixth stakes last year. I did some googling today and i see this news must have got out as 'Kauto' has now been backed down to favourite. I must warn anyone putting money on 'Kauto' that he is a fine jumper but has in the past given us all heart failure when he has fluffed the last fence. In the KG race last year made a horrific blunder on the last fence and literally 'Paddled' through it but made a heart stopping recovery to go on to win. I don't actually bet on the horses all the time, i wait for the big one and tend to put more money then. All the racing press are reporting that this race on Friday 13th March is the mother of all re-matches. 'Denman' will be out to keep his title and 'Kauto' wants revenge. So glad i will be there to see it.

Denman and Kauto Star last year.

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