Here's a thought.......
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:19 pm
This e mail wa sent to me today...... What do you think??
Now here's a thought . . . . If you are ready for
>> the adventure of a
>> lifetime, try this:
>>
>> a.. Go to Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind
>> immigration quotas, visas, international
>> law, or any of that nonsense.
>>
>> b.. Once there, demand that the local government
>> provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
>>
>> c.. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in
>> English, and that all food be cooked according to your
>> special specifications in the hospital.
>>
>> d. Demand free local government forms, bulletins,
>> etc. be printed in English.
>>
>> e.. Procreate abundantly.
>>
>> f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly
>> irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, 'It is a
>> cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.'
>>
>> g.. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your
>> previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or
>> proudly display it in your front window, or on your car
>> bumper.
>>
>> h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and
>> make sure that your children do likewise.
>>
>> i.. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim
>> school system.
>>
>> j.. Demand a local country driver license or national
>> insurance number equivalent
>>
>> k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go
>> far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in
>> Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq
>>
>> l.. Drive around with no motor, tax or insurance and
>> ignore local traffic laws.
>>
>> m.. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches
>> English to all its officers..
>>
>> n.. Organise protest marches against your host
>> country, inciting violence against non-white,
>> non-Christians, and the government that let you in.
>>
>> Good luck! You'll soon be dead.
>>
>> It would never happen in Pakistan , Afghanistan or
>> Iraq (or any other country in the world for that matter)
>> except in the UK, US, Canada or Australia, because we are
>> run by soft, politically correct politicians that are too
>> scared to 'offend' anyone.
Should i be offended to recieve this?
Now here's a thought . . . . If you are ready for
>> the adventure of a
>> lifetime, try this:
>>
>> a.. Go to Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind
>> immigration quotas, visas, international
>> law, or any of that nonsense.
>>
>> b.. Once there, demand that the local government
>> provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
>>
>> c.. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in
>> English, and that all food be cooked according to your
>> special specifications in the hospital.
>>
>> d. Demand free local government forms, bulletins,
>> etc. be printed in English.
>>
>> e.. Procreate abundantly.
>>
>> f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly
>> irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, 'It is a
>> cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.'
>>
>> g.. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your
>> previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or
>> proudly display it in your front window, or on your car
>> bumper.
>>
>> h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and
>> make sure that your children do likewise.
>>
>> i.. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim
>> school system.
>>
>> j.. Demand a local country driver license or national
>> insurance number equivalent
>>
>> k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go
>> far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in
>> Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq
>>
>> l.. Drive around with no motor, tax or insurance and
>> ignore local traffic laws.
>>
>> m.. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches
>> English to all its officers..
>>
>> n.. Organise protest marches against your host
>> country, inciting violence against non-white,
>> non-Christians, and the government that let you in.
>>
>> Good luck! You'll soon be dead.
>>
>> It would never happen in Pakistan , Afghanistan or
>> Iraq (or any other country in the world for that matter)
>> except in the UK, US, Canada or Australia, because we are
>> run by soft, politically correct politicians that are too
>> scared to 'offend' anyone.
Should i be offended to recieve this?