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No, I know it's not exciting news and no-one will care but i'm confined to the house ill and i just wanted to moan.

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Hope you feel well soon. :-6

I hope you feel better soon, oscar.

oscar;1146999 wrote: No, I know it's not exciting news and no-one will care but i'm confined to the house ill and i just wanted to moan.

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What's the nature of your illness? Can it be cured by broccoli?:wah:

Lon;1147237 wrote: What's the nature of your illness? Can it be cured by broccoli?:wah: No not Broccolli :yh_rotfl Not anything. I can't eat or drink without being sick and have had a migraine for two days now. I just keep throwing up, it's awful. The Doc gave me some drink supplements but it tastes like s***m. :(:(

oscar;1147242 wrote: No not Broccolli :yh_rotfl Not anything. I can't eat or drink without being sick and have had a migraine for two days now. I just keep throwing up, it's awful. The Doc gave me some drink supplements but it tastes like s***m. :(:(


Sounds to me that you could have a serious case of Forumgardopolous Maximus

Lon;1147246 wrote: Sounds to me that you could have a serious case of Forumgardopolous Maximus I thought that as well Lon or it could be:

Galloping galballyitis

The Lesseer gmc haggis poisoning

Nomadus septicemia

Or Jesterisation

Or worse......... Spota loadabollockus

Get well soon Mrs. Oscar! Sounds like you've got this 48 hour bug !! Lays you low for two or three days. One way of loosing a bit of weight !! :rolleyes:

G#Gill;1147249 wrote: Get well soon Mrs. Oscar! Sounds like you've got this 48 hour bug !! Lays you low for two or three days. One way of loosing a bit of weight !! :rolleyes: awwwwww thanks Gill but i don't want to lose weight...... I'm only a size 12 now. My Doc said it was a virus and to drink plenty but everything i drink makes me vomit. :-5

oscar;1147247 wrote: I thought that as well Lon or it could be:

Galloping galballyitis

The Lesseer gmc haggis poisoning

Nomadus septicemia

Or Jesterisation

Or worse......... Spota loadabollockusl



Have faith----------I can cure you-----------assemble he following ingredients--

red beet juice, brown mushrooms, celery stalk (1), yellow squash (1), bottle of Glenlevit 12 year old Scotch Whiskey.

Take all the ingredients except the Scotch and mix for 5 minutes in a blender.

Take the contents out of the blender and flush down your toilet.

Having carefully followed these steps you are now mentally prepared for the most important part of the cure. Take the bottle of scotch and pour yourself 4 ounces in a tea cup (this is important). Drink all the 4 ounces in one gulp. You should feel better in about 30 minutes, if not repeat every two hours until symptoms subsist.

Get well soon.

feel better Oscar!

Get well soon, Oscar. Sounds like a nasty case of stress. A case of wine would be better.

Lon;1147257 wrote: l



Have faith----------I can cure you-----------assemble he following ingredients--

red beet juice, brown mushrooms, celery stalk (1), yellow squash (1), bottle of Glenlevit 12 year old Scotch Whiskey.

Take all the ingredients except the Scotch and mix for 5 minutes in a blender.

Take the contents out of the blender and flush down your toilet.

Having carefully followed these steps you are now mentally prepared for the most important part of the cure. Take the bottle of scotch and pour yourself 4 ounces in a tea cup (this is important). Drink all the 4 ounces in one gulp. You should feel better in about 30 minutes, if not repeat every two hours until symptoms subsist. Thanks Lon.......the scotch didn't work :-1

Today i feel worse. I have flu and can't stop my nose bleeding. I managed to keep down a small pice of chicken last night but that's been it. Even a ciggy makes we ant to throw up. The Doc now says it's gastric flu. And i won't even go into what goes on in the tiolet departmnet.

OH GOD..... I FEEL LIKE I'M DYING

oscar;1146999 wrote: No, I know it's not exciting news and no-one will care but i'm confined to the house ill and i just wanted to moan.

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Of course someone cares. :-4 Praying you get well soon.

oscar;1147250 wrote: awwwwww thanks Gill but i don't want to lose weight...... I'm only a size 12 now. My Doc said it was a virus and to drink plenty but everything i drink makes me vomit. :-5


You really need to do this to keep from dehydrating. Eventually you will stop vomiting. Little sips at a time though.

Come on, Oscar. Stop mucking about and get better.

We luvs and misses ya gal.:-6

Have you compared all that to enteric fever? It sounds very similar. If you take a pic of your chest and post it to the thread we'll be able to see whether that matches too.

Enteric fever is the Almighty's way of punishing more-than-usually-bad behaviour. "For lo", as the Good Book has it, "He shall smite the more-than-usually-wicked in their bowels and upon their chest with blotchety bits, that they may be warned."

I know you feel like someone is but just keep a stiff upper lip or your chin stuck out ( hmm , I know it's something about the face you guys over there say) and soon you will feel like again. but if not, I will come over there (please don't make me , I get sea sick and I can't swim) and :yh_beatup

what ever it is that has you feeling



and



So get better soon !!!!!

scholle-kid;1147873 wrote: I know you feel like someone is but just keep a stiff upper lip or your chin stuck out ( hmm , I know it's something about the face you guys over there say)“Keep your ****** up" is what you're looking for. Nobody ever explained why which is just as well really.

eta: the word asterisked is the second and third syllables of woodpecker. The FG profanity filter has a filthy mind.

spot;1147881 wrote: “Keep your ****** up" is what you're looking for. Nobody ever explained why which is just as well really.

eta: the word asterisked is the second and third syllables of woodpecker. The FG profanity filter has a filthy mind. Thank you dear friends but keeping anything up is an impossibility....... more like trying to keep something down. :mad:

Best not watch any Gordon Brown too Oscar, he makes me hurl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hope you feel better soon Oscar:yh_flower

oscar;1147957 wrote: Thank you dear friends but keeping anything up is an impossibility....... more like trying to keep something down. :mad:


Then imitate the action of the tiger. Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with hard-favoured rage. Then lend the eye a terrible aspect, let pry through the portage of the head like the brass cannon; let the brow overwhelm it as fearfully as doth a galled rock overhang and jutty his confounded base swilled with the wild and wasteful ocean. Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide, hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit to his full height.

That ought to get it over with pretty quickly, you'll feel better after.

spot;1147961 wrote: Then imitate the action of the tiger. Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with hard-favoured rage. Then lend the eye a terrible aspect, let pry through the portage of the head like the brass cannon; let the brow overwhelm it as fearfully as doth a galled rock overhang and jutty his confounded base swilled with the wild and wasteful ocean. Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide, hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit to his full height.

That ought to get it over with pretty quickly, you'll feel better after.


I love your sensitive side:-4 :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1147957 wrote: Thank you dear friends but keeping anything up is an impossibility....... more like trying to keep something down. :mad:


y'now what I've been thinking, perhaps its those aliens!:sneaky:

Hope you're feeling better now now Oscar!.... x

spot;1147859 wrote: Have you compared all that to enteric fever? It sounds very similar. If you take a pic of your chest and post it to the thread we'll be able to see whether that matches too.

Enteric fever is the Almighty's way of punishing more-than-usually-bad behaviour. "For lo", as the Good Book has it, "He shall smite the more-than-usually-wicked in their bowels and upon their chest with blotchety bits, that they may be warned." I tried that but my fun bags got in the way. I have been rather wicked lately, tis true. :sneaky:

No...... Still ill. Have been in bed all day. :(:(

oscar;1148530 wrote: No...... Still ill. Have been in bed all day. :(:(


Has there been any improvement at all?

OpenMind;1148532 wrote: Has there been any improvement at all? Not at all. Can't even take the supplements the doc gave me as it just comes up again. I must be really ill as even smoking makes me feel sick. So tired as well...... have slept most of the day. I'm seeing the doc again tomorrow.

oscar;1148534 wrote: Not at all. Can't even take the supplements the doc gave me as it just comes up again. I must be really ill as even smoking makes me feel sick. So tired as well...... have slept most of the day. I'm seeing the doc again tomorrow.


That's bad news. Still rooting for ya though.:-6

OpenMind;1148541 wrote: That's bad news. Still rooting for ya though.:-6 Thanks.......Going back for another kip now :(

Galloping galballyitis

The Lesseer gmc haggis poisoning

Nomadus septicemia

Or Jesterisation



Or worse......... Spota loadabollockus



If you really suspect its the above you need to get to an emergency room stat.

Nomad;1148555 wrote: Galloping galballyitis

The Lesseer gmc haggis poisoning

Nomadus septicemia

Or Jesterisation



Or worse......... Spota loadabollockus



If you really suspect its the above you need to get to an emergency room stat. Yes your right. 'Spota Loadabollockus' is a very nasty illness well known to FG members :wah:

oscar;1146999 wrote: No, I know it's not exciting news and no-one will care but i'm confined to the house ill and i just wanted to moan.

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Hope you feel better soon. hey, have you found any other goodies in your field lately? I'm looking for a toaster:wah:

what did you doctor say today?

Odie;1149206 wrote: what did you doctor say today? My friend rang this morning..... her whole family is down with it. My friends take-away staff all have it and the doc says it's a virus. He can't do anything so i just have to try to eat and drink as much as poss. I've lost 4 lb in the last four days. Nothing to report in the field..... no toasters :wah: but i have got some Strange foxes turned up in the last few days that i've not seen before. :)

qsducks;1149200 wrote: Hope you feel better soon. hey, have you found any other goodies in your field lately? I'm looking for a toaster:wah: No toasters or any moe fly tipping going on in the field. Shame.... I need a new micro-wave :wah::wah:

oscar;1149236 wrote: My friend rang this morning..... her whole family is down with it. My friends take-away staff all have it and the doc says it's a virus. He can't do anything so i just have to try to eat and drink as much as poss. I've lost 4 lb in the last four days. Nothing to report in the field..... no toasters :wah: but i have got some Strange foxes turned up in the last few days that i've not seen before. :)


weird that he wouldn't put you on anti-bionics.

this is good for you, its what I lived on going thru chemo because I couldn't keep anything down.

danone 0% fat yogurt

banana

whip up in a blender, its thick like a smoothy and really good for you, or use any fruit you like.

Three days in bed eh? You’re turning me on

mikeinie;1149240 wrote: Three days in bed eh? You’re turning me on :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1149239 wrote: weird that he wouldn't put you on anti-bionics.

this is good for you, its what I lived on going thru chemo because I couldn't keep anything down.

danone 0% fat yogurt

banana

whip up in a blender, its thick like a smoothy and really good for you, or use any fruit you like.


Are they the same as anti-biotics?? :yh_rotfl

He didn't suggest anti-biotics and most make me sick anyway. I'll try the yoghurt Odie. It sounds yummy :):)

oscar;1149247 wrote: Are they the same as anti-biotics?? :yh_rotfl

He didn't suggest anti-biotics and most make me sick anyway. I'll try the yoghurt Odie. It sounds yummy :):)


oh god, its the age thingy!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

so you have more fox's?

cool!

Odie;1149249 wrote: oh god, its the age thingy!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

so you have more fox's?

cool!The pack i feed are all identifyable by their markings and even in the dark i can tell who's who by which one runs off, which one sits near by etc etc. Clarkson the pack leader just sits outside my gate :wah: He has a white tip on the end of his tail and all the offspring of his have a white tip on the tail. They are scrawnier than my usual pack so i guess they've not eaten too well before.These newbie's don't have his markings and are very nervous so not used to humans coming out to them.

They are planning another 12,000 houses build very near me so it will get worse. They get pushed out and forced to come into urban area's.

oscar;1149265 wrote: The pack i feed are all identifyable by their markings and even in the dark i can tell who's who by which one runs off, which one sits near by etc etc. Clarkson the pack leader just sits outside my gate :wah: He has a white tip on the end of his tail and all the offspring of his have a white tip on the tail. They are scrawnier than my usual pack so i guess they've not eaten too well before.These newbie's don't have his markings and are very nervous so not used to humans coming out to them.

They are planning another 12,000 houses build very near me so it will get worse. They get pushed out and forced to come into urban area's.


they do the same thing here with housing. I was driving down a road the other day with my daughter and telling her "when I went to college here over 20 yrs ago, this was all woods". It's all new gigantic houses! And we get stuck with tons of deer running into the roads as you have to go slow now.:-5

qsducks;1149270 wrote: they do the same thing here with housing. I was driving down a road the other day with my daughter and telling her "when I went to college here over 20 yrs ago, this was all woods". It's all new gigantic houses! And we get stuck with tons of deer running into the roads as you have to go slow now.:-5 Where i grew up, deer are a real problem. My brother hit one, one night and it was awful. It came through the windscreen and he was really lucky. Totally trashed his car as well. I get so angry with dumb people who buy a house that's been built on greenbelt and then complain because there's a fox or a badger in their garden. We get alot of meat given to us for the foxes from our friends take-away but they cost us a fortune in chicken legs and jam sandwiches :wah:

mikeinie;1149240 wrote: Three days in bed eh? You’re turning me on


huh, and I thought you were mine!:sneaky::sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1149282 wrote: Where i grew up, deer are a real problem. My brother hit one, one night and it was awful. It came through the windscreen and he was really lucky. Totally trashed his car as well. I get so angry with dumb people who buy a house that's been built on greenbelt and then complain because there's a fox or a badger in their garden. We get alot of meat given to us for the foxes from our friends take-away but they cost us a fortune in chicken legs and jam sandwiches :wah:


Here they are overpopulated and the animal rights groups don't want hunters culling the herd so they want the state to give the deer birth control:wah:. Can you imagine that?:wah: I do agree though that the deer are a pain.