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Mr O and i were chatting today about his illness and if the worst came to the worst.

He was on the phone to his pal later telling him he'd told me to find some-one else if something happened to him.

His friend said 'No-one would put up with her'. Well that's nice isn't it?

I wouldn't actually want any-one else but it gets you thinking

oscar;1150445 wrote: Mr O and i were chatting today about his illness and if the worst came to the worst.

He was on the phone to his pal later telling him he'd told me to find some-one else if something happened to him.

His friend said 'No-one would put up with her'. Well that's nice isn't it?

I wouldn't actually want any-one else but it gets you thinking


I wouldn't want anyone else either. Do I really need another person snoring away in the night, putting up with my bs. Nah, I'll hang onto the current hubs for the mo.

Once you have had the best;)

Chezzie;1150447 wrote: Once you have had the best;) I hope your refering to me :wah:

oscar;1150452 wrote: I hope your refering to me :wah:


not bloody likely:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie;1150460 wrote: not bloody likely:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl I'm very easily pleased you know

Would anyone have me?

I like:

Gordon Brown

The Stranglers

The Labour Party

The Daily Mail

Food

Wild Animals

Shopping



I hate:

Housework

The Police

David Cameron

im my case this is all wrong

who would have me is more like it

el guapo;1150476 wrote: im my case this is all wrong

who would have me is more like it I'd have you........ I'd keep you in a cage with a little exercise wheel and some hamster nibbles :yh_rotfl

el guapo

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oscar;1150488 wrote: I'd have you........ I'd keep you in a cage with a little exercise wheel and some hamster nibbles :yh_rotfl

el guapo


neffy tried that

el guapo;1150501 wrote: neffy tried that Alright then, how about a nice hutch with a water bottle and some lettuce?

el guapo

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oscar;1150562 wrote: Alright then, how about a nice hutch with a water bottle and some lettuce?

el guapo


i think ya love me realy

el guapo;1150563 wrote: i think ya love me realy I might luv you a teensy weensy bit.

el guapo

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oscar;1150581 wrote: I might luv you a teensy weensy bit.

el guapo


only a teensy weensy bit:(

el guapo;1150625 wrote: only a teensy weensy bit:( I can only luv a teeny bit more if you promise not to tell that sporran gmc because he luv's me and i know he'd be heartbroken.

el guapo's dad

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oscar;1150445 wrote: Mr O and i were chatting today about his illness and if the worst came to the worst.

He was on the phone to his pal later telling him he'd told me to find some-one else if something happened to him.

His friend said 'No-one would put up with her'. Well that's nice isn't it?



I wouldn't actually want any-one else but it gets you thinking


So is this a do we agree with his friend or what ?

Nomad;1150655 wrote: So is this a do we agree with his friend or what ?
His friends just jealous cos he couldn't have me in the first place :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I'd be a hermit so it wouldn't matter.

sunny104;1151002 wrote: I'd be a hermit so it wouldn't matter. I think I'd become a hermit as well and i'm getting too old to be looking at other men :wah:

oscar;1151007 wrote: I think I'd become a hermit as well and i'm getting too old to be looking at other men :wah:


It's nice to look but you know you can't have:wah:

qsducks;1151016 wrote: It's nice to look but you know you can't have:wah: Great fun here today Duckie..... I have to go to the police station later tonight. Some woman has just smashed into my car outside my house and assaulted Pete. She refused to hand her details over so he went to take a pic on his mobile phone of her reg number and she snatched his phone out his hand and drove off with it after shoving him out the way. Pete's mate was in the car and i saw it so we got 3 witnesses. The police are chasing her as we speak for refusing to give details and leaving the scene of an accident. Oh goody goody.... I get to see those lovely police officers again.

oscar;1151022 wrote: Great fun here today Duckie..... I have to go to the police station later tonight. Some woman has just smashed into my car outside my house and assaulted Pete. She refused to hand her details over so he went to take a pic on his mobile phone of her reg number and she snatched his phone out his hand and drove off with it after shoving him out the way. Pete's mate was in the car and i saw it so we got 3 witnesses. The police are chasing her as we speak for refusing to give details and leaving the scene of an accident. Oh goody goody.... I get to see those lovely police officers again.


Is Pete alright? What a nervy arsehole she is....can't believe she snatched the phone right out of his hand! So, she will delete the pic of her plates and what good will that do? You still have witnesses. She might be drunk too and maybe that's why she took off or she has no insurance.:-5

qsducks;1151027 wrote: Is Pete alright? What a nervy arsehole she is....can't believe she snatched the phone right out of his hand! So, she will delete the pic of her plates and what good will that do? You still have witnesses. She might be drunk too and maybe that's why she took off or she has no insurance.:-5 We live next door to a school and there's no access to the school because it's a dead end and our lane is a private road. There is a car park for parents at the other end of the school but it means they have to park up and walk down a long path. Some ignore the signs saying no vehicle access, come down our lane and then find they can't turn round. All the little kids were streaming out the school and if the woman couldn't see a bloody great white car, she could have hit one of the kids. I went charging out there but due to myahem 'spot of bother' with our police, Pete's mate rugby tackled me and made me go inside :wah: Best thing in hindsight. The three of us have to make statments tonight down the nick. Pete's OK.... he's more worried about his phone and the car:wah: They take failing to stop at an accident quite seriously here and Pete's going to press charges for assault. What an idiot she was?

oscar;1151038 wrote: We live next door to a school and there's no access to the school because it's a dead end and our lane is a private road. There is a car park for parents at the other end of the school but it means they have to park up and walk down a long path. Some ignore the signs saying no vehicle access, come down our lane and then find they can't turn round. All the little kids were streaming out the school and if the woman couldn't see a bloody great white car, she could have hit one of the kids. I went charging out there but due to myahem 'spot of bother' with our police, Pete's mate rugby tackled me and made me go inside :wah: Best thing in hindsight. The three of us have to make statments tonight down the nick. Pete's OK.... he's more worried about his phone and the car:wah: They take failing to stop at an accident quite seriously here and Pete's going to press charges for assault. What an idiot she was?


They take it seriously over here too. And I agree, Pete should file assault charges against her. Did the police nab her yet? I also live right around the corner from a school and it is a total hassle in the school year.:-5 We are the first street that goes all the way through so lots of traffic in the am/pm.:-5

qsducks;1151077 wrote: They take it seriously over here too. And I agree, Pete should file assault charges against her. Did the police nab her yet? I also live right around the corner from a school and it is a total hassle in the school year.:-5 We are the first street that goes all the way through so lots of traffic in the am/pm.:-5 We heard from the police who said, can we go and make our statements before 7 pm tonight because they close the police station after that :yh_rotfl Only in Britain.... There is every chance our cctv camera picked it all up which will be great if she tries denying it.

It is an absloute nightmare up here at 3 pm when parents won't use the proper car park. What was annoying as well was Pete was just leaving the house to oncology at the hospital for an appointment. She was shouting abuse at him and there were little kids as young as 4 coming out the school. Some people :-5

oscar;1151094 wrote: We heard from the police who said, can we go and make our statements before 7 pm tonight because they close the police station after that :yh_rotfl Only in Britain.... There is every chance our cctv camera picked it all up which will be great if she tries denying it.

It is an absloute nightmare up here at 3 pm when parents won't use the proper car park. What was annoying as well was Pete was just leaving the house to oncology at the hospital for an appointment. She was shouting abuse at him and there were little kids as young as 4 coming out the school. Some people :-5


She only makes herself look like the fool that she is. Did the police nab her yet?

qsducks;1151097 wrote: She only makes herself look like the fool that she is. Did the police nab her yet? They've traced her through her reg but haven't told us if they have made an arrest yet. If they want statements, it will mean she'll be getting charged. She had her kids in the car as well..... what an example to set little kids?..... then they wonder why they end up as nightmare teenagers. The hospital rang Pete and they're seeing him now so that's one good thing. More good news this morning...... with a little help from Bryn on here, we have tracked some policies that have come to fruition and we got a letter this morning from another one as they are due to pay out. But i still have to wait 50 days for my sofa's :-5:-5

oscar;1151102 wrote: They've traced her through her reg but haven't told us if they have made an arrest yet. If they want statements, it will mean she'll be getting charged. She had her kids in the car as well..... what an example to set little kids?..... then they wonder why they end up as nightmare teenagers. The hospital rang Pete and they're seeing him now so that's one good thing. More good news this morning...... with a little help from Bryn on here, we have tracked some policies that have come to fruition and we got a letter this morning from another one as they are due to pay out. But i still have to wait 50 days for my sofa's :-5:-5


Typical. Police don't tell you anything. When my daughter got into her accident the hunt was on for details...they wouldn't budge:-5. It took almost all morning to locate which station she was at & the next day took about 4 hours just to hunt her car down. Also a white car too:wah:. Daughter says white cars are bad luck. Is your car totaled?

qsducks;1151106 wrote: Typical. Police don't tell you anything. When my daughter got into her accident the hunt was on for details...they wouldn't budge:-5. It took almost all morning to locate which station she was at & the next day took about 4 hours just to hunt her car down. Also a white car too:wah:. Daughter says white cars are bad luck. Is your car totaled? No, it's not totalled. Pete was stationary just about to move off when she swung round the corner. Her front bumper's stuck in the front of our car though :wah: I'm so annoyed mainly because the way she swung round that corner as all the little kids were milling about, she could have hit one of them so easily.

Our police are real numpty's with not a brain cell between them. I'm wondering which one of them i'm going to get tonight taking my statement. They hate me with a passion as you know :wah: It's pretty obvious why she didn't want to exchange details and got nasty when he tried to take a pic of her reg..... but to actually grab his phone and drive off...... I still can't believe she did that :-5

oscar;1151115 wrote: No, it's not totalled. Pete was stationary just about to move off when she swung round the corner. Her front bumper's stuck in the front of our car though :wah: I'm so annoyed mainly because the way she swung round that corner as all the little kids were milling about, she could have hit one of them so easily.

Our police are real numpty's with not a brain cell between them. I'm wondering which one of them i'm going to get tonight taking my statement. They hate me with a passion as you know :wah: It's pretty obvious why she didn't want to exchange details and got nasty when he tried to take a pic of her reg..... but to actually grab his phone and drive off...... I still can't believe she did that :-5


They have crossing guards here to avoid things like that and when they put up their little stop sign you have to stop. There is also speed restrictions when kids are going to or leaving school. My fave is the buses that will stop and block the entire intersection when letting kids off/on the bus. All the buses have little stop signs on the side of the bus and they will record it if you go past that bus.

qsducks;1151118 wrote: They have crossing guards here to avoid things like that and when they put up their little stop sign you have to stop. There is also speed restrictions when kids are going to or leaving school. My fave is the buses that will stop and block the entire intersection when letting kids off/on the bus. All the buses have little stop signs on the side of the bus and they will record it if you go past that bus. I've not really made a fuss over the years we have lived here but the trouble with these parents has been endless. He's since died but there was an elderly man a few doors down from the school always having to have ambulances out. One day we came out of our house and the ambulance had to park in the road because parents had parked in front of his house. We watched as they stretchered him out of the house to the ambulance between these cars and not one of them got in their cars to move out the way. That's how selfish people are.

I don't mind the buses so much as the kids have got to get on and off safely. Here, I've seen cars over-take the kids buses as they're getting off.

What can we do? We've even had the police up here taking numbers and still take no notice. Most of them have great big four X fours just to pick one kid up.

oscar;1151145 wrote: I've not really made a fuss over the years we have lived here but the trouble with these parents has been endless. He's since died but there was an elderly man a few doors down from the school always having to have ambulances out. One day we came out of our house and the ambulance had to park in the road because parents had parked in front of his house. We watched as they stretchered him out of the house to the ambulance between these cars and not one of them got in their cars to move out the way. That's how selfish people are.

I don't mind the buses so much as the kids have got to get on and off safely. Here, I've seen cars over-take the kids buses as they're getting off.

What can we do? We've even had the police up here taking numbers and still take no notice. Most of them have great big four X fours just to pick one kid up.


My kids are walkers...they walk home and are completely guarded by the crossing guards. I have a 4x4 myself but the air will do them good and is good exercise for them. Takes them about 15 min. to walk home. I only pick them up in the rain.

qsducks;1151149 wrote: My kids are walkers...they walk home and are completely guarded by the crossing guards. I have a 4x4 myself but the air will do them good and is good exercise for them. Takes them about 15 min. to walk home. I only pick them up in the rain. We don't even have crossing guards here. It needs a teacher really to stand outside the school and deal with it. I rang the school and said i want a meeting with the head teacher over it.

Even if I were l infested with lice and Id been drinking for 9 days and reeked of cheap whiskey and had dried vomit and blood all over me and I only had 1 shoe on and I had pooped myself and my beard was scraggly with chunks of old food mixed in it and my teeth had green film on them and fleas were hopping off of me and I had rabies and turret syndrome and my skin was all bruised and blackened from dirt and there was an old lady chasing me sreaming to give her back her laundry and there were wanted posters of me on lamp posts......Id like to think Id be welcome in anyones home.

Nomad;1151163 wrote: Even if I were l infested with lice and Id been drinking for 9 days and reeked of cheap whiskey and had dried vomit and blood all over me and I only had 1 shoe on and I had pooped myself and my beard was scraggly with chunks of old food mixed in it and my teeth had green film on them and fleas were hopping off of me and I had rabies and turret syndrome and my skin was all bruised and blackened from dirt and there was an old lady chasing me sreaming to give her back her laundry and there were wanted posters of me on lamp posts......Id like to think Id be welcome in anyones home. That's funny Nomie..... as you have just described my mental image of you :yh_rotfl

You'd be welcome in my house anytime even with yout scraggy beard.

oscar;1151168 wrote: That's funny Nomie..... as you have just described my mental image of you :yh_rotfl



You'd be welcome in my house anytime even with yout scraggy beard.


Thank you.

Nomad;1151170 wrote: Thank you.


Forget it Nomad....you can stay in the doghouse and we will hose you down and have you sparkly clean in no time.:wah:

qsducks;1151172 wrote: Forget it Nomad....you can stay in the doghouse and we will hose you down and have you sparkly clean in no time.:wah:


Perfect. Im usually in the dog house anyway.

Nomad;1151174 wrote: Perfect. Im usually in the dog house anyway.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I could always run you through the car cleaning place. Granted, you would tied to my roof rack.

qsducks;1151175 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I could always run you through the car cleaning place. Granted, you would tied to my roof rack.


Touchless or the big swishing thingies ?

I guess it doesnt really matter.

Nomad;1151178 wrote: Touchless or the big swishing thingies ?

I guess it doesnt really matter.


Def. the big swishy things. My kids call it the Alfredo car wash. Giant noodles.:wah:

Nomad;1151170 wrote: Thank you. Will you be wanting some tea?:):)

oscar;1151182 wrote: Will you be wanting some tea?:):)


flea bath

Nomad;1151184 wrote: flea bath


See Oscar, if Nomi had a flea collar this wouldn't be a problem.:wah:

qsducks;1151188 wrote: See Oscar, if Nomi had a flea collar this wouldn't be a problem.:wah: Just to up-date you Ducks...... they got the bitch. Mr O's been down the nick for 3 and half hours. Detectives are dealing with her not regular plods. They got her for leaving the scene of the accident, assault on Mr O, criminal damage, theft of his phone and possibly no insurence as the car is not registered to her. They have photographed our car tonight and took her bumper out of it :wah: Mr O said they all knew who he was at the nick and he told them 'my wife hates you lot'. :wah: In hindsight, his mate grabbing me back in the house was lucky. I'd be in a lot trouble if i'd got passed him. Damn, I'll have to buy him a beer now. :-5

Nomad...... I have a spare flea collar if you'd like to come for tea :wah:

Who would have you?


As I have found out in the last few days.... quite a few actually . :yh_rotfl

they've been very gentlemanly about it though because I had no idea.

did I move into a parallel universe or something?:-3:-2

fuzzywuzzy;1151380 wrote: As I have found out in the last few days.... quite a few actually . :yh_rotfl

they've been very gentlemanly about it though because I had no idea.

did I move into a parallel universe or something?:-3:-2 :wah: It could have been one of those time delay moments between continents. A bit like when some-one phones you at midnight :sneaky::wah: How are you then my little fuzzy koala?:):)

bit weirded out at the moment 'oh evil one' People are sending me things all of the sudden (well I'm hoping they're male.:-3 I have flowers, an expensive coat ...a huge box of lobster and king prawns and fish ...because I mentioned to someone I liked seafood............chocolates, champagne.............oh dear it looks bad when written down . I'll pm you ...........cause it's probably worse. :wah:

fuzzywuzzy;1151408 wrote: bit weirded out at the moment 'oh evil one' People are sending me things all of the sudden (well I'm hoping they're male.:-3 I have flowers, an expensive coat ...a huge box of lobster and king prawns and fish ...because I mentioned to someone I liked seafood............chocolates, champagne.............oh dear it looks bad when written down . I'll pm you ...........cause it's probably worse. :wah: Is it a stalker or do you know them? Were the lobster alive?

Nomad!!! What have you been up to? :wah:

oscar;1151411 wrote: Is it a stalker or do you know them? Were the lobster alive?

Nomad!!! What have you been up to? :wah:


I thought it was just one person but it turns out it's a couple of them ......the lobsters were on ice .......I'm just hoping that it's not one decapitated in my bed (if you know what I mean?) Geesh can I pick my aquantances..................not!!!!