GWB Says His Memorial Library to be Bestest Ever
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:56 am
In a press conference months ago, the ex president excitedly announced new details on the attractions planned at the new George W. Bush Memorial Library, which is to be built at Southern Methodist University in Dallas. Planned features are to include:
* The Hurricane Katrina Room, which will remain under construction for years to come.
* The Alberto Gonzales Room, where nothing can be recalled.
* The Texas Air National Guard Room, where no one actually has to show up.
* The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
* The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you come out.
* The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
* The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back
for a second, third, fourth & sometimes fifth tour.
* The Dick Cheney Room, in its famous undisclosed location, complete with
shooting gallery.
* The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
* The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican
senators.
* An entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the ex-President's ego.
* To highlight the ex-President's accomplishments, the library will have an
electron microscope to help you locate them.
* And since it is a library, one token book will be stocked, "My Pet Goat."
There has been some controversy about the sitting the library at Southern Methodist University, so alternative locations are being evaluated, with one of the most popular suggestion so far being Abu Ghraib in Iraq, where it is anticipated that a captive audience will appreciate the break from the routine.
* The Hurricane Katrina Room, which will remain under construction for years to come.
* The Alberto Gonzales Room, where nothing can be recalled.
* The Texas Air National Guard Room, where no one actually has to show up.
* The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
* The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you come out.
* The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
* The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back
for a second, third, fourth & sometimes fifth tour.
* The Dick Cheney Room, in its famous undisclosed location, complete with
shooting gallery.
* The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
* The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican
senators.
* An entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the ex-President's ego.
* To highlight the ex-President's accomplishments, the library will have an
electron microscope to help you locate them.
* And since it is a library, one token book will be stocked, "My Pet Goat."
There has been some controversy about the sitting the library at Southern Methodist University, so alternative locations are being evaluated, with one of the most popular suggestion so far being Abu Ghraib in Iraq, where it is anticipated that a captive audience will appreciate the break from the routine.