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Nuclear Doorbell



Browsing for presents for hubby's birthday I found this - play the youtube clip, it's brilliant!!!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Can you set the volume button on it or can the whole neighborhood here it. If that's the case, just knock on the door. I probs won't hear you anyway.

I want one that says.....please move away from the door, your bothering me!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1152356 wrote: I want one that says.....please move away from the door, your bothering me!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Have you ever seen the one that says "Go Away?":wah:

qsducks;1152359 wrote: Have you ever seen the one that says "Go Away?":wah:


no, but want it!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1152363 wrote: no, but want it!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Yeah, we should get one for the Pub:yh_rotfl

qsducks;1152364 wrote: Yeah, we should get one for the Pub:yh_rotfl


excellent idea.



- we will allow only the honest ones there.

:wah::yh_rotfl:wah::yh_rotfl



I get freaked out enough when the regular bell rings. That is good.

Odie;1152368 wrote: excellent idea.



- we will allow only the honest ones there.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl and keep out the ones who have multiple personality disorders.

I think it's great, I'm soooo tempted to get one but I think it'll scare the neighbours too much................... hmmmm, more tempted now I think about it!

Imladris;1152373 wrote: I think it's great, I'm soooo tempted to get one but I think it'll scare the neighbours too much................... hmmmm, more tempted now I think about it!


Maybe you should just get the door mat that screams "Go Away.":wah:

qsducks;1152386 wrote: Maybe you should just get the door mat that screams "Go Away.":wah:


Good idea, what I really need is a sign that says -



'No, I dont' need any double-glazed windows, we've just replaced the garage door, our gutters and fascias are fine and I know the porch is a mess we're going to knock it down soon. Give me your address and I'll come and tell you what's wrong with your house'

Imladris;1152390 wrote: Good idea, what I really need is a sign that says -



'No, I dont' need any double-glazed windows, we've just replaced the garage door, our gutters and fascias are fine and I know the porch is a mess we're going to knock it down soon. Give me your address and I'll come and tell you what's wrong with your house'


Oh solitors are the worst. My easy solution is "My husband is a contractor." they either go away or hang up the phone.

qsducks;1152372 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl and keep out the ones who have multiple personality disorders.


Ok time out !

Nomad;1152393 wrote: Ok time out !


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Your supposed to be in the doghouse remember? Or the insane asylum...does either one make a difference?:wah:

Odie;1152356 wrote: I want one that says.....please move away from the door, your bothering me!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


That's a good one.

I want one that says:

Step away from the door.

Step away from the door, NOW!

Kindle;1152458 wrote: That's a good one.

I want one that says:

Step away from the door.

Step away from the door, NOW!


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks;1152459 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Ah Ducks................. I love your laughter.