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IRISH belt buckle......... Sobriety Test.......Just blow in (or is it ON) the..........???:wah:

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Chezzie;1158321 wrote:


oh my, that is beautiful!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Good thing I can't stand corned beef & cabbage!

those are great! :wah: :wah:

sunny104;1158431 wrote: those are great! :wah: :wah:


Happy belated birthday Sunny!:yh_party:yh_party

qsducks;1158433 wrote: Happy belated birthday Sunny!:yh_party:yh_party


thank you! :-4

sunny104;1158449 wrote: thank you! :-4


How was your day?

Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.

In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?"

So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear."

The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?"

She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were reading a newspaper article about which nationalities' brains were for sale for transplant purposes. An Irishman's or a Scotsman's brain could be bought for £500 but an Englishman's brain cost £10,000. That proves,' said The Englishman, 'that Englishmen are much cleverer than Irishmen or Scotsmen.'

'No it doesn't,' said The Irishman, 'it just means that an Englishman's brain has never been used.'

Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from

a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one

of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie

would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the

castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated

that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.



Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the

entire ocean into beer!"



The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the

entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.



Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on

the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.



One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted.

After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now

we're going to have to **** in the boat."

An Englishman, a Scott, and a Irishman walked into a pub.

Each orderd a pint of beer. Then a fly landed in each one's beer.



The Englishman, turning slightly green, pushed his beer away and asked for another one.



The Scott took the fly out, shrugged, and drank his beer.

The Irisman pinched the fly between his fingers and yelled

"SPIT IT OUT!" "SPIT IT OUT!"

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Accountable;1159223 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_shamrk :yh_rotfl :yh_shamrk :yh_rotfl :yh_shamrk :yh_rotfl :yh_shamrk :yh_rotfl


oh now that's just to cool!