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Yes incredible as it sounds, Mrs O isnt standing for Labour. Not sure what party we will be force fed next but im sure it wont be long before we have a belly full:wah:

Now then Oscar, did GMC get to you and you are going SNP?

OR

did PantoAndy sway you to the BNP?

OR



did the Tory Totty pull it out the bag so to speak ( better than pulling it out of his nose:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl)

Got to give it to you Oscar, your full of surprises:D

Chezzie;1170758 wrote: Yes incredible as it sounds, Mrs O isnt standing for Labour. Not sure what party we will be force fed next but im sure it wont be long before we have a belly full:wah:

Now then Oscar, did GMC get to you and you are going SNP?

OR

did PantoAndy sway you to the BNP?

OR



did the Tory Totty pull it out the bag so to speak ( better than pulling it out of his nose:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl)

Got to give it to you Oscar, your full of surprises:D :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

The art of a good politician is to lull the electorate into a false sense of security and then hit them with a brick :yh_rotfl

That shocked yer didn't it? You thought I'd be out there with Labour :yh_rotfl

No No No........ a constituancy near Leeds with a weak electorate and narrow margins is awaiting my arrival. I'm going up there soon to meet 'my people' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Dont dribble over them will you.

oscar;1170766 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

The art of a good politician is to lull the electorate into a false sense of security and then hit them with a brick :yh_rotfl

That shocked yer didn't it? You thought I'd be out there with Labour :yh_rotfl

No No No........ a constituancy near Leeds with a weak electorate and narrow margins is awaiting my arrival. I'm going up there soon to meet 'my people' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Sounds interesting...weak electorate and narrow margins you say...You sure it aint Labour? :wah::wah::wah: just kidding:D

oscar;1170766 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

The art of a good politician is to lull the electorate into a false sense of security and then hit them with a brick :yh_rotfl

That shocked yer didn't it? You thought I'd be out there with Labour :yh_rotfl

No No No........ a constituancy near Leeds with a weak electorate and narrow margins is awaiting my arrival. I'm going up there soon to meet 'my people' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


But you don't live or work in Leeds do you Oscar ???

Snowfire;1170774 wrote: Dont dribble over them will you. :wah: I've had to put an ice cube on it.



Don't worry your Chezziness, there is going to be posters and leaflets with my face on and i will be doing lots of photo-shoots with babies and wrinklies to get votes. I will post reports on my progress on FG. :yh_rotfl

G#Gill;1170777 wrote: But you don't live or work in Leeds do you Oscar ???
It means bugger all in the world of politics. GB is MP for Fife and he doesn't go near the place :wah: Infact, i'm not sure there are many that actually live where they stand. I will be claiming massive expenses for travelling up there of course. :sneaky::sneaky:

Chezzie;1170776 wrote: Sounds interesting...weak electorate and narrow margins you say...You sure it aint Labour? :wah::wah::wah: just kidding:D
The divide between the major parties in that area is very narrow so i may sway some votes. If i get in, I'm stopping every-one's benifit :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1170780 wrote: :wah: I've had to put an ice cube on it.



Don't worry your Chezziness, there is going to be posters and leaflets with my face on and i will be doing lots of photo-shoots with babies and wrinklies to get votes. I will post reports on my progress on FG. :yh_rotfl


will they have WANTED printed on them:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Sorry couldnt resist:D

Maybe you could post a pic of the posters...Never know you may gain more interest, I think OM is from Leeds but I may be wrong

Chezzie;1170788 wrote: will they have WANTED printed on them:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Sorry couldnt resist:D

Maybe you could post a pic of the posters...Never know you may gain more interest, I think OM is from Leeds but I may be wrong I once went to Elland Road so that qualifies me in my book. And I saw the Rolling Stones in Roundhay Park.

The Party is paying for my campaign.

Poor Odie....... she tried so hard to wind me up about GB and I'd left him all the time :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

That is the trouble with MPs - they are expenses orientated. Bugger their constituents. They need to line their own pockets. Some of them even claim expenses for their parents' house! Porn mags! and so it goes on. One day we may get some MPs who are genuinely concerned for the people who live in this country! Not how much they can screw out of tax-payers' pockets! That is how I feel about MPs of today!

oscars law

no benifit for scroungers

single mothers to work 80 hours a week for benifit

re-open coal mines

all pre school children to work down coal mines

children not allowed to speak until the age of 18

dogs to poo where they like

tax savings by 100%

close all rural post offices

allow bycycles on motorways

dis-band police and use specials only for no pay

sack police community support officers

give the british legion powers of arrest

imprison any-one who supports man united

charge americans to enter great britain

make spot mp for foriegn affairs

knock down any house built before 1850 except mine

give race-horses knighthoods

build a wall round ireland

install speed humps in every road

demolish country houses

make whippet racing the national sport

give mp's more expenses

give mp's a 10000% pay rise

ban scientists especially galbally

give laboratory rabbits their own guns

make cheese the national dish

G#Gill;1170794 wrote: That is the trouble with MPs - they are expenses orientated. Bugger their constituents. They need to line their own pockets. Some of them even claim expenses for their parents' house! Porn mags! and so it goes on. One day we may get some MPs who are genuinely concerned for the people who live in this country! Not how much they can screw out of tax-payers' pockets! That is how I feel about MPs of today! very true Gill and i agree...... but of course.... i care deeply about the folk of Leeds :sneaky::sneaky:

Dont you have to be of sound mind to become an MP? :wah:

HA HA HA HA HA HA

abbey;1170800 wrote: Dont you have to be of sound mind to become an MP? :wah: :wah: I think the voters have to be of sound mind not to vote for you. But then, i will be 'The caring party' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill;1170801 wrote: HA HA HA HA HA HA
The consituancey has been plagued with gangs of feral yobs on estates for years. That's why they asked 'The Blue-Rinsed Battle-Axe to stand :wah:

oscar;1170806 wrote: The consituancey has been plagued with gangs of feral yobs on estates for years. That's why they asked 'The Blue-Rinsed Battle-Axe to stand :wah:


good one Oscar:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie;1170820 wrote: good one Oscar:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Yes and if Spot thinks he got away with that one...... he is wrong..... very wrong. His gonads will be swinging from a lamp-post one day :sneaky::sneaky:

G#Gill;1170801 wrote: HA HA HA HA HA HA I will be so embaressed as the returning officer gives the results and i've given labour a massive swing :yh_rotfl Then he reads out my name and party...... votes...... 2 :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

abbey;1170800 wrote: Dont you have to be of sound mind to become an MP? :wah: I'll appoint Spot as my P.A. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl and gmc as my script writer. :yh_rotfl

Chezzie;1170758 wrote: Yes incredible as it sounds, Mrs O isnt standing for Labour. Not sure what party we will be force fed next but im sure it wont be long before we have a belly full:wah:

Now then Oscar, did GMC get to you and you are going SNP?

OR

did PantoAndy sway you to the BNP?

OR



did the Tory Totty pull it out the bag so to speak ( better than pulling it out of his nose:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl)

Got to give it to you Oscar, your full of surprises:D Yes, she certainly is full of surprises.

Very funny Chezzie :wah:

She will be wonderful, i know it

Peter Lake;1171422 wrote: Yes, she certainly is full of surprises.

Very funny Chezzie :wah:

She will be wonderful, i know it


Awww behind every woman is a erm erm doting hubby:wah::wah:

She couldnt do it without your love and support im sure Mr O:wah:

Chezzie;1171434 wrote: Awww behind every woman is a erm erm doting hubby:wah::wah:

She couldnt do it without your love and support im sure Mr O:wah: True...... some-one has to carry my luggage. :sneaky::sneaky:

Judging from her posts I suspect it will be the raving monster loony BNP gordon brown appreciation party. :sneaky:

gmc;1171602 wrote: Judging from her posts I suspect it will be the raving monster loony BNP gordon brown appreciation party. :sneaky: YOU WISH :wah:

oscar;1171652 wrote: YOU WISH :wah:


so who is it then-if any of them. I want to know so I can take the **** properly.

gmc;1172173 wrote: so who is it then-if any of them. I want to know so I can take the **** properly. It's not the Tories but apart from that I'm not telling you because you'll crucify me. As soon as my campaign gets under way, I'll post it on here.

Anyway at least they're going some-where unlike the SNP :wah:

oscar;1172175 wrote: It's not the Tories but apart from that I'm not telling you because you'll crucify me. As soon as my campaign gets under way, I'll post it on here.

Anyway at least they're going some-where unlike the SNP :wah:


If you're that ashamed of it maybe you should re-think what you are doing.

gmc;1172435 wrote: If you're that ashamed of it maybe you should re-think what you are doing. Not ashamed.... Just not giving you time to warn them off before my posters and leaflets are printed.