Lone Ranger's Last Request
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:36 pm
The Lone Ranger's Last Request
>
>
> The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War
> Party.
>
>
>
> The Indian Chief proclaims,
>
> "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ...
>
>
>
> "In honor of the Harvest Festival,
> YOU will be executed in three days."
>
> "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"
>
> "What is your FIRST request ???'
>
> The Lone Ranger responds,
> "I'd like to speak to my horse."
>
> The Chief nods and Silver is brought
> before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
> Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
>
> Later that evening, Silver returns with
> a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
> As the Indian Chief watches,
> the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
> and spends the night.
>
> The next morning the Indian Chief admits
> he's impressed.
> "You have a very fine and loyal horse",
> "But I will still kill you in two days.."
>
> "What is your SECOND request ???"
>
>
> The Lone Ranger again asks to speak
> to his horse.
> Silver is brought to
> him,
> and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
>
> As before, Silver takes off and disappears
> over the horizon.
>
> Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
>
> Silver again returns, this time with a
> voluptuous brunette, more attractive
> than the blonde.
>
> She enters the Lone Rangers tent
> and spends the night.
>
> The following morning the Indian Chief
> is again impressed.
> "You are indeed a man of many talents,"
> "But I will still kill you tomorrow."
>
>
> "What is your LAST request ???"
>
>
> The Lone Ranger responds,
>
> "I'd like to speak to my horse, .... alone."
>
> The Chief is curious, but he agrees,
> and Silver is brought to
> the
> Lone Ranger's tent.
>
>
> Once they're alone,
> the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
> Looks him square in the eye and says,
>
>
> Listen Very Carefully !!!!
> FOR... THE... LAST... TIME...
>
> I SAID ...
>
>
>
>
>
> "BRING POSSE"
>
>
> The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War
> Party.
>
>
>
> The Indian Chief proclaims,
>
> "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ...
>
>
>
> "In honor of the Harvest Festival,
> YOU will be executed in three days."
>
> "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"
>
> "What is your FIRST request ???'
>
> The Lone Ranger responds,
> "I'd like to speak to my horse."
>
> The Chief nods and Silver is brought
> before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
> Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
>
> Later that evening, Silver returns with
> a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
> As the Indian Chief watches,
> the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
> and spends the night.
>
> The next morning the Indian Chief admits
> he's impressed.
> "You have a very fine and loyal horse",
> "But I will still kill you in two days.."
>
> "What is your SECOND request ???"
>
>
> The Lone Ranger again asks to speak
> to his horse.
> Silver is brought to
> him,
> and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
>
> As before, Silver takes off and disappears
> over the horizon.
>
> Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
>
> Silver again returns, this time with a
> voluptuous brunette, more attractive
> than the blonde.
>
> She enters the Lone Rangers tent
> and spends the night.
>
> The following morning the Indian Chief
> is again impressed.
> "You are indeed a man of many talents,"
> "But I will still kill you tomorrow."
>
>
> "What is your LAST request ???"
>
>
> The Lone Ranger responds,
>
> "I'd like to speak to my horse, .... alone."
>
> The Chief is curious, but he agrees,
> and Silver is brought to
> the
> Lone Ranger's tent.
>
>
> Once they're alone,
> the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
> Looks him square in the eye and says,
>
>
> Listen Very Carefully !!!!
> FOR... THE... LAST... TIME...
>
> I SAID ...
>
>
>
>
>
> "BRING POSSE"
:wah:
:wah::yh_rotfl